why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

karro · 06-17-2014, 12:16 AM

hociR smell can be removed. you will need to sacrifice a nonaC, though.
here's some brief instructions: wait for the full moon, go to crossroads, draw A*85/1.4 optical scheme (use white chalk), place the nonaC on the third element, and remove its kit lens. then run from the police for three miles, towards east, and you're golden.

Jean Poitiers · 06-17-2014, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by monochrome

I'll take the one with the headband.

Or the rainbow T-shirt.

(Quote) Monochrome is "Piggy, piggy, piggy ..." (Unquote or something like that) ...

I don't make 'em up; I just repeat 'em! Awk, awk ! Polly wanna cracker !

**savoche** · 06-17-2014, 12:56 AM

Originally posted by karro

hociR smell can be removed. you will need to sacrifice a nonaC, though.
here's some brief instructions: wait for the full moon, go to crossroads, draw A*85/1.4 optical scheme (use white chalk), place the nonaC on the third element, and remove its kit lens. then run from the police for three miles, towards east, and you're golden.

You forgot to throw some salt over your right shoulder while spitting three times in the eye of Godzilla.

stevebrot · 06-17-2014, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by OregonJim

I did use the K100D to take a picture of the K-3. It now has a faint but distinct hociR smell.

Don't breath the smoke!!!

Steve

---------- Post added 06-17-14 at 08:15 AM ----------

Originally posted by savoche

You forgot to throw some salt over your right shoulder while spitting three times in the eye of Godzilla.

You also have to bury the kit lens, preferably under an oak tree.

Steve

Parallax · 06-17-2014, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by stevebrot

You also have to bury the kit lens, preferably under an oak tree.

Not the whole lens. Just snip the shade off and bury it under a tree.

stevebrot · 06-17-2014, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Not the whole lens. Just snip the shade off and bury it under a tree.

...and throw the rest to the dog as a chew toy?

Steve

RoxnDox · 06-17-2014, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by stevebrot

...and throw the rest to the dog as a chew toy?

Steve

Depends. Do you *like* that dog?? <insert_evil_grin_here>

Jim

**savoche** · 06-17-2014, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by stevebrot

...and throw the rest to the dog as a chew toy?

That is no way to treat a dog!

CarlG · 06-17-2014, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by savoche

That is no way to treat a dog!

You're just saying that because you want it for yourself, aren't you?

Parallax · 06-17-2014, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Not the whole lens. Just snip the shade off and bury it under a tree.

Okay, if I had been more specific and said "Snip off the shade with a Mogen clamp and plant it under a new tree" would anyone get it.?

normhead · 06-17-2014, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, if I had been more specific and said "Snip off the shade with a Mogen clamp and plant it under a new tree" would anyone get it.?

Are you becoming more obtuse or am I becoming brain dead? Oh wait, it's a placenta reference.We need more women and midwives in this thread.

**monochrome** · 06-17-2014, 11:20 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

(Quote) Monochrome is "Piggy, piggy, piggy ..." (Unquote or something like that) ...

I don't make 'em up; I just repeat 'em! Awk, awk ! Polly wanna cracker !

OK - You all can fight over K3.

I'll take any one of Bondezire's models.

Parallax · 06-17-2014, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by normhead

Oh wait, it's a placenta reference.

Not even close, Norm.

OregonJim · 06-17-2014, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, if I had been more specific and said "Snip off the shade with a Mogen clamp and plant it under a new tree" would anyone get it.?

Ouch!

stevebrot · 06-17-2014, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, if I had been more specific and said "Snip off the shade with a Mogen clamp and plant it under a new tree" would anyone get it.?

Don't want to go there...

Steve

---------- Post added 06-17-14 at 11:42 AM ----------

Originally posted by monochrome

I'll take any one of Bondezire's models.

I try to be a quality contributor to a serious thread and what happens? Surrounded by dirty OLD men. Obviously you all have been cavorting with the hociR.

Steve

06-17-2014, 12:17 AM	#8972
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by monochrome I'll take the one with the headband. Or the rainbow T-shirt. (Quote) Monochrome is "Piggy, piggy, piggy ..." (Unquote or something like that) ... I don't make 'em up; I just repeat 'em! Awk, awk ! Polly wanna cracker ! Last edited by Jean Poitiers; 06-17-2014 at 04:42 AM. Reason: Added "Awk"

06-17-2014, 10:04 AM	#8980
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Parallax Not the whole lens. Just snip the shade off and bury it under a tree. Okay, if I had been more specific and said "Snip off the shade with a Mogen clamp and plant it under a new tree" would anyone get it.? Last edited by Parallax; 06-17-2014 at 10:11 AM.

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06-17-2014, 12:16 AM	#8971
karro Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Riga Photos: Albums Posts: 245	hociR smell can be removed. you will need to sacrifice a nonaC, though. here's some brief instructions: wait for the full moon, go to crossroads, draw A*85/1.4 optical scheme (use white chalk), place the nonaC on the third element, and remove its kit lens. then run from the police for three miles, towards east, and you're golden.

06-17-2014, 12:56 AM	#8973
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by karro hociR smell can be removed. you will need to sacrifice a nonaC, though. here's some brief instructions: wait for the full moon, go to crossroads, draw A*85/1.4 optical scheme (use white chalk), place the nonaC on the third element, and remove its kit lens. then run from the police for three miles, towards east, and you're golden. You forgot to throw some salt over your right shoulder while spitting three times in the eye of Godzilla.

06-17-2014, 08:13 AM	#8974
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by OregonJim I did use the K100D to take a picture of the K-3. It now has a faint but distinct hociR smell. Don't breath the smoke!!! Steve ---------- Post added 06-17-14 at 08:15 AM ---------- Originally posted by savoche You forgot to throw some salt over your right shoulder while spitting three times in the eye of Godzilla. You also have to bury the kit lens, preferably under an oak tree. Steve

06-17-2014, 08:16 AM	#8975
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by stevebrot You also have to bury the kit lens, preferably under an oak tree. Not the whole lens. Just snip the shade off and bury it under a tree.

06-17-2014, 08:41 AM	#8976
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Parallax Not the whole lens. Just snip the shade off and bury it under a tree. ...and throw the rest to the dog as a chew toy? Steve

06-17-2014, 08:59 AM	#8977
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by stevebrot ...and throw the rest to the dog as a chew toy? Steve Depends. Do you like that dog?? <insert_evil_grin_here> Jim

06-17-2014, 09:00 AM	#8978
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by stevebrot ...and throw the rest to the dog as a chew toy? That is no way to treat a dog!

06-17-2014, 10:01 AM	#8979
CarlG Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 417	Originally posted by savoche That is no way to treat a dog! You're just saying that because you want it for yourself, aren't you?

06-17-2014, 10:17 AM	#8981
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, if I had been more specific and said "Snip off the shade with a Mogen clamp and plant it under a new tree" would anyone get it.? Are you becoming more obtuse or am I becoming brain dead? Oh wait, it's a placenta reference.We need more women and midwives in this thread.

06-17-2014, 11:20 AM	#8982
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers (Quote) Monochrome is "Piggy, piggy, piggy ..." (Unquote or something like that) ... I don't make 'em up; I just repeat 'em! Awk, awk ! Polly wanna cracker ! OK - You all can fight over K3. I'll take any one of Bondezire's models.

06-17-2014, 11:33 AM	#8983
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by normhead Oh wait, it's a placenta reference. Not even close, Norm.

06-17-2014, 11:37 AM	#8984
OregonJim Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Willamette Valley, Oregon Posts: 1,327	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, if I had been more specific and said "Snip off the shade with a Mogen clamp and plant it under a new tree" would anyone get it.? Ouch!

06-17-2014, 11:40 AM	#8985
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, if I had been more specific and said "Snip off the shade with a Mogen clamp and plant it under a new tree" would anyone get it.? Don't want to go there... Steve ---------- Post added 06-17-14 at 11:42 AM ---------- Originally posted by monochrome I'll take any one of Bondezire's models. I try to be a quality contributor to a serious thread and what happens? Surrounded by dirty OLD men. Obviously you all have been cavorting with the hociR. Steve