Originally posted by Parallax The voice of (first person) experience?
I
always brush my teeth before retiring for the evening. That might be taking into account my own self-interest before the next morning (I never said that), but I always have and always do.
Originally posted by normhead What he really means he once woke up on the floor of frat house snuzzled up to some frat boy's derrriere, and it wasn't pleasant. In fact I'd guess it's caused him severe psychological trauma. But hey, just a guess based on circumstantial evidence.
One should not make inferences from a long history of internet postings. <g>
In point of fact, I was enlisted by a young lady one Sunday morning to transport such an example of juvenile malehood from a dark corner in her sorority house to his apparent point of origin. I threw him in the back of my 1967 Volkswagen Squareback. Something came out of every orifice on his body, including his ears. My car was never the same.
I did once awaken on the floor of a sorority house snuzzled up to the derriere of one of its members. But it doesn't count because the sun had not yet come up. That's what she said, anyway.
As I recall, it was a nice snuzzle.
Unfortunately I didn't own a hociR at the time so there aren't pictures - and as we all know, if there aren't pictures, it never happened.