why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**rod_grant** · 06-30-2014, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I see. Very nice explanation too!

You mean that you understood all that? I am impressed.
(On the other hand, without all the physics, I was quite aware that a 645z would not travel at 150mph without being in transported in a vehicle or aircraft of some sort.)

Joel B · 06-30-2014, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Now you all really need a couple of these for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Die Deer Die!!!! It would be a lot easier than trying to hit em with the truck!!

stevebrot · 06-30-2014, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by OrchidJulie

Invasion of the hociR...

Steve

---------- Post added 06-30-14 at 09:04 AM ----------

Originally posted by OrchidJulie

Wait,. Miami is somewhere in Latin America.... we're doomed, too...

ROFL...

Steve

Joel B · 06-30-2014, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by rod_grant

I was quite aware that a 645z would not travel at 150mph without being in transported in a vehicle or aircraft of some sort.)

Duct tape that sucker to the bumper of the tricked out red Z and see what happens!!

**monochrome** · 06-30-2014, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Duct tape that sucker to the bumper of the tricked out red Z and see what happens!!

vis. Karro's post above, wouldn't that create a disturbance in The Force?*

* Cliff Notes: hociR ≡ the Empire.

Jean Poitiers · 06-30-2014, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

vis. Karro's post above, wouldn't that create a disturbance in The Force?*

* Cliff Notes: hociR ≡ the Empire.

OK ... but who are the Ewoks ?!

Edit: Nevermind ...

Joel B · 06-30-2014, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

OK ... but who are the Ewoks ?!

Photo of your wife??

normhead · 06-30-2014, 01:40 PM - **1 Like**

Ya, Tess always dresses up like that for me too... but I have to wear a Policeman's uniform, wait, is that what we were talking about?

Parallax · 06-30-2014, 02:04 PM

Originally posted by normhead

wait, is that what we were talking about?

We will be now.

Joel B · 06-30-2014, 02:10 PM

I thought all Star Wars fans dream of the Princess leia slave costume! Personally my wife and I are more into Antonio and Cleopatra... Oops did I say too much?

**monochrome** · 06-30-2014, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

I thought all Star Wars fans dream of the Princess leia slave costume!

Nah. Too much cola.

**monochrome** · 06-30-2014, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

OK ... but who are the Ewoks ?! Edit: Nevermind ...

Oh stoppppppppppppp. No K1 Pictures. You'll turn this into a FF thread.*

* I'll take the one with the staff. Or the fur crop-top for the uninitiated.

VoiceOfReason · 06-30-2014, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

Oh stoppppppppppppp. No K1 Pictures. You'll turn this into a FF thread.*

* I'll take the one with the staff. Or the fur crop-top for the uninitiated.

Family Friendly? Not likely here!

Hey, did you guys here about Photokina?

stevebrot · 06-30-2014, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Hey, did you guys here about Photokina?

I heard they were going to merge the event with Oktoberfest in Munich. The hociR is going to provide unlimited beer-maid copies. With enough beer in the belly and plenty of beer-maids*, those in attendance will be able to easily visualize the virtual FF camera and its virtual suite of lenses. The rumor is that the new camera will break with Pentax tradition of letter-number names and will instead be simply labeled "Pilsner". The Pentax name will still be on the bottom plate next to the battery door along with the mark of the hociR.

Steve

* or beer-dudes...choose your version...

**Ex Finn.** · 06-30-2014, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

OK ... but who are the Ewoks ?!

Edit: Nevermind ...

Nope. She is a fake. Too tall!

06-30-2014, 12:48 PM	#9200
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Use The Force, Will Originally posted by Joel B Duct tape that sucker to the bumper of the tricked out red Z and see what happens!! vis. Karro's post above, wouldn't that create a disturbance in The Force?* * Cliff Notes: hociR ≡ the Empire.

06-30-2014, 04:59 PM	#9209
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Hey, did you guys here about Photokina? I heard they were going to merge the event with Oktoberfest in Munich. The hociR is going to provide unlimited beer-maid copies. With enough beer in the belly and plenty of beer-maids, those in attendance will be able to easily visualize the virtual FF camera and its virtual suite of lenses. The rumor is that the new camera will break with Pentax tradition of letter-number names and will instead be simply labeled "Pilsner". The Pentax name will still be on the bottom plate next to the battery door along with the mark of the hociR. Steve or beer-dudes...choose your version... Last edited by stevebrot; 06-30-2014 at 05:09 PM.

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06-30-2014, 06:39 AM	#9196
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I see. Very nice explanation too! You mean that you understood all that? I am impressed. (On the other hand, without all the physics, I was quite aware that a 645z would not travel at 150mph without being in transported in a vehicle or aircraft of some sort.)

06-30-2014, 07:48 AM	#9197
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Now you all really need a couple of these for the Zombie Apocalypse. Die Deer Die!!!! It would be a lot easier than trying to hit em with the truck!!

06-30-2014, 09:03 AM	#9198
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by OrchidJulie Invasion of the hociR... Steve ---------- Post added 06-30-14 at 09:04 AM ---------- Originally posted by OrchidJulie Wait,. Miami is somewhere in Latin America.... we're doomed, too... ROFL... Steve

06-30-2014, 12:12 PM	#9199
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by rod_grant I was quite aware that a 645z would not travel at 150mph without being in transported in a vehicle or aircraft of some sort.) Duct tape that sucker to the bumper of the tricked out red Z and see what happens!!

06-30-2014, 01:06 PM	#9201
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by monochrome vis. Karro's post above, wouldn't that create a disturbance in The Force?* * Cliff Notes: hociR ≡ the Empire. OK ... but who are the Ewoks ?! Edit: Nevermind ...

06-30-2014, 01:28 PM	#9202
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers OK ... but who are the Ewoks ?! Photo of your wife??

06-30-2014, 01:40 PM - 1 Like	#9203
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Ya, Tess always dresses up like that for me too... but I have to wear a Policeman's uniform, wait, is that what we were talking about?

06-30-2014, 02:04 PM	#9204
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by normhead wait, is that what we were talking about? We will be now.

06-30-2014, 02:10 PM	#9205
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	I thought all Star Wars fans dream of the Princess leia slave costume! Personally my wife and I are more into Antonio and Cleopatra... Oops did I say too much?

06-30-2014, 03:41 PM	#9206
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Joel B I thought all Star Wars fans dream of the Princess leia slave costume! Nah. Too much cola.

06-30-2014, 03:44 PM	#9207
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers OK ... but who are the Ewoks ?! Edit: Nevermind ... Oh stoppppppppppppp. No K1 Pictures. You'll turn this into a FF thread.* * I'll take the one with the staff. Or the fur crop-top for the uninitiated.

06-30-2014, 03:51 PM	#9208
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by monochrome Oh stoppppppppppppp. No K1 Pictures. You'll turn this into a FF thread.* * I'll take the one with the staff. Or the fur crop-top for the uninitiated. Family Friendly? Not likely here! Hey, did you guys here about Photokina?

06-30-2014, 08:06 PM	#9210
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers OK ... but who are the Ewoks ?! Edit: Nevermind ... Nope. She is a fake. Too tall!