Just to remind ourselves once more why we're here (in addition to fight the hociR's reckless abuse of dihydrogenmonoxide) I will, once more, quote the Original Post that sparked off this here thread.
Since my language skills are somewhat lacking when it comes to variants of the English language (and about 6000 other languages), I have sought the help of
The Dialectizer to make the message more recognizable for the present audience.
I especially like the Mod disclaimer.
Quote: whuffo' ah won't buy a k3 (Warnin': Satire Thread)
ah have been waitin' fo' th' announcement of th' k3 fo' some time.Now thet th' camera is out an' seein' th' pics an' seein' "ricoh on th' back of th' screen turns me off.Only a matter of time befo'e we see Ricoh on th' front of th' camera.ah reckon ricoh jest shot themselves in th' foot.Mah reasonin' behind this hyar is ah make a livin' in photography.ah shoot lotsa weddin's an' It seems mo'e varmints ax on whut camera I'am usin'.ah have had quite a few varmints turn me down on account o' ah shoot wif pentax.They jest knows canon an' nikon, as enny fool kin plainly see.ah l was turned down on other majo' spo'tin' events on account o' ah shoot wif Pentax.This hyar all happened a few years back an' ah will admit thet some varmints is startin' t'reckanize thet pentax kin keep up wif th' trimenjus guys.Eff'n Ricoh puts their name in front of th' camera ah feel it will throw them back t'th' dark ages..I'am quite happy wif mah k5s an' all mah pentax glass an' will corntinue t'shoot pentax,but hesitatin' t'by noo equippment on account o' of this hyar matter.ah do also own nikon an' kinon slr's but I'am a pentaxian an' as long as it says Pentax on th' front of th' camera I'am happy.
Mod disclaimer: this hyar thread has turned into a hoomrus discusshun an' it no longer reflecks facks about th' Pentax K-3 DSLR. Enter an' post atchar own risk, an' haf fun! Fry mah hide!