why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 11-08-2014, 11:41 AM - **1 Like**

I did try to use Photoshop but it all melted down as if Dali himself was involved!

Yeah, I still prefer the Google way...

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Jean Poitiers · 11-08-2014, 12:09 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

I did try to use Photoshop but it all melted down as if Dali himself was involved!

Yeah, I still prefer the Google way...

That's very nice ... but, if you consult the rules, you will see that double submissions are not allowed.

Please choose your preference, otherwise only your first submission will be reviewed. [Rule 813.9 §§ xdr-55.023]

**Mikesul** · 11-08-2014, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by savoche

I did try to use Photoshop but it all melted down as if Dali himself was involved!

Yeah, I still prefer the Google way...

That is why Picasso used Topaz for Guernica.

**savoche** · 11-08-2014, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

That's very nice ... but, if you consult the rules, you will see that double submissions are not allowed.

Please choose your preference, otherwise only your first submission will be reviewed. [Rule 813.9 §§ xdr-55.023]

Oh, French rules, then...

I suppose I will stick to the second entry. I'm scared, now, of what will happen when I'm reviewed into submission by the K3 girls...?

Jean Poitiers · 11-08-2014, 01:12 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Oh, French rules, then...

I suppose I will stick to the second entry. I'm scared, now, of what will happen when I'm reviewed into submission by the K3 girls...?

Dreams, dreams ...

**jac** · 11-08-2014, 01:46 PM - **1 Like**

I keep stepping out for fresh air so I need enlightenment. How did a female band whose main audience is pre-pubescent Dutch schoolgirls become the de-facto mascots of this thread? I sense Gallic subterfuge in this. Should we ask the NSA/CIA/DGSE to review Shirley Poitiers file? We already know he's been hiding behind the pseudonym 'Jean' for some time and has been promoting fungus and Helix sp. (which are completely devoid of cholesteral) as substitutes for real food.

**monochrome** · 11-08-2014, 01:53 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by jac

How did a female band whose main audience is pre-pubescent Dutch schoolgirls become the de-facto mascots of this thread?

There seem to be very few female posters here to slap us back in line
There don't seem to be any French 3-Boy Bands named hociR to compete for the wordplay.

**monochrome** · 11-08-2014, 01:56 PM

I call winner on artistic merit.

Originally posted by Parallax

I tried some water color, but I had a little trouble with the brush.

**jac** · 11-08-2014, 01:58 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

There seem to be very few female posters here to slap us back in line
There don't seem to be any French 3-Boy Bands named hociR to compete for the wordplay.

Well, that makes sense. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Parallax · 11-08-2014, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by jac

How did a female band whose main audience is pre-pubescent Dutch schoolgirls become the de-facto mascots of this thread?

How does anything happen in this thread?

**Ex Finn.** · 11-08-2014, 04:34 PM

Huh? Darned remodeling project is keeping me from attending...

MarkJerling · 11-08-2014, 05:06 PM - **2 Likes**

Here's my effort!

**jac** · 11-08-2014, 05:57 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Huh? Darned remodeling project is keeping me from attending...

They're having a coloring contest. Sort of like the teddy bears in early grade school except these teddy bears have curves in places where Teddies haven't even got places.

Parallax · 11-08-2014, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by jac

....where Teddies haven't even got places.

Really?
https://www.google.com/search?q=teddie&oq=teddie&aqs=chrome..69i57j0j5j0j69i...pvd=1&ie=UTF-8

**jac** · 11-08-2014, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Really?
https://www.google.com/search?q=teddie&oq=teddie&aqs=chrome..69i57j0j5j0j69i...pvd=1&ie=UTF-8

I can't post those in a family forum populated with lecherous, old seniors. At least not without providing free nitro-glycerine sprayers.

11-08-2014, 01:53 PM - 1 Like	#11182
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by jac How did a female band whose main audience is pre-pubescent Dutch schoolgirls become the de-facto mascots of this thread? There seem to be very few female posters here to slap us back in line There don't seem to be any French 3-Boy Bands named hociR to compete for the wordplay.

11-08-2014, 01:58 PM	#11184
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by monochrome There seem to be very few female posters here to slap us back in line There don't seem to be any French 3-Boy Bands named hociR to compete for the wordplay. Well, that makes sense. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

11-08-2014, 05:06 PM - 2 Likes	#11187
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Here's my effort! Last edited by MarkJerling; 02-02-2016 at 01:14 PM.

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11-08-2014, 11:41 AM - 1 Like	#11176
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	I did try to use Photoshop but it all melted down as if Dali himself was involved! Yeah, I still prefer the Google way... Attached Images

11-08-2014, 12:09 PM - 1 Like	#11177
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by savoche I did try to use Photoshop but it all melted down as if Dali himself was involved! Yeah, I still prefer the Google way... That's very nice ... but, if you consult the rules, you will see that double submissions are not allowed. Please choose your preference, otherwise only your first submission will be reviewed. [Rule 813.9 §§ xdr-55.023]

11-08-2014, 01:08 PM	#11178
Mikesul Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 7,594	Originally posted by savoche I did try to use Photoshop but it all melted down as if Dali himself was involved! Yeah, I still prefer the Google way... That is why Picasso used Topaz for Guernica.

11-08-2014, 01:09 PM	#11179
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers That's very nice ... but, if you consult the rules, you will see that double submissions are not allowed. Please choose your preference, otherwise only your first submission will be reviewed. [Rule 813.9 §§ xdr-55.023] Oh, French rules, then... I suppose I will stick to the second entry. I'm scared, now, of what will happen when I'm reviewed into submission by the K3 girls...?

11-08-2014, 01:12 PM - 1 Like	#11180
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by savoche Oh, French rules, then... I suppose I will stick to the second entry. I'm scared, now, of what will happen when I'm reviewed into submission by the K3 girls...? Dreams, dreams ...

11-08-2014, 01:46 PM - 1 Like	#11181
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	I keep stepping out for fresh air so I need enlightenment. How did a female band whose main audience is pre-pubescent Dutch schoolgirls become the de-facto mascots of this thread? I sense Gallic subterfuge in this. Should we ask the NSA/CIA/DGSE to review Shirley Poitiers file? We already know he's been hiding behind the pseudonym 'Jean' for some time and has been promoting fungus and Helix sp. (which are completely devoid of cholesteral) as substitutes for real food.

11-08-2014, 01:56 PM	#11183
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	I call winner on artistic merit. Originally posted by Parallax I tried some water color, but I had a little trouble with the brush.

11-08-2014, 02:07 PM	#11185
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by jac How did a female band whose main audience is pre-pubescent Dutch schoolgirls become the de-facto mascots of this thread? How does anything happen in this thread?

11-08-2014, 04:34 PM	#11186
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Huh? Darned remodeling project is keeping me from attending...

11-08-2014, 05:57 PM - 1 Like	#11188
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Huh? Darned remodeling project is keeping me from attending... They're having a coloring contest. Sort of like the teddy bears in early grade school except these teddy bears have curves in places where Teddies haven't even got places.

11-08-2014, 06:07 PM	#11189
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by jac ....where Teddies haven't even got places. Really? https://www.google.com/search?q=teddie&oq=teddie&aqs=chrome..69i57j0j5j0j69i...pvd=1&ie=UTF-8

11-08-2014, 06:15 PM	#11190
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Parallax Really? https://www.google.com/search?q=teddie&oq=teddie&aqs=chrome..69i57j0j5j0j69i...pvd=1&ie=UTF-8 I can't post those in a family forum populated with lecherous, old seniors. At least not without providing free nitro-glycerine sprayers.