why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**jac** · 11-11-2014, 01:34 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

No. I think it's like when you overheat your milk in the morning ... You know, there's that white layer thingy there that won't go away

My grandmother used to heat milk before going to bed. I remember her doing it even though I was very young and she was older than dirt. I'll have to try it when I get old, a couple of years from now.

---------- Post added 11-11-14 at 03:37 PM ----------

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Not if you get one of those K3 girls to follow me home.

I think K3 girls must be like sirens; three of them, sing sweetly and attract all these machismo, adolescent old-timers. Maybe that's why Manilla galleons carried beeswax?

Racer X 69 · 11-11-2014, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Surely, you are not calling me "Old" ...

Shirley, it does sound like he is.

VoiceOfReason · 11-11-2014, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by jac

I think K3 girls must be like sirens; three of them, sing sweetly and attract all these machismo, adolescent old-timers. Maybe that's why Manilla galleons carried beeswax?

Who cares about their singing? I guess the old timers do. Now if they could sing and play some proper metal or hard rock...

stevebrot · 11-11-2014, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And my Ricoh XR2S

Another of the hociR's minions I see!

Steve

**savoche** · 11-11-2014, 03:09 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Not if you get one of those K3 girls to follow me home.

Just one? And who're you to call anyone old...

"Oho!" said the pot to the kettle;
"You are dirty and ugly and black!
Sure no one would think you were metal,
Except when you're given a crack."

"Not so! not so!" kettle said to the pot;
"'Tis your own dirty image you see;
For I am so clean – without blemish or blot –
That your blackness is mirrored in me."

VoiceOfReason · 11-11-2014, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Just one? And who're you to call anyone old...

"Oho!" said the pot to the kettle;
"You are dirty and ugly and black!
Sure no one would think you were metal,
Except when you're given a crack."

"Not so! not so!" kettle said to the pot;
"'Tis your own dirty image you see;
For I am so clean – without blemish or blot –
That your blackness is mirrored in me."

I'm old enough to know girls are expensive to take care of and young enough to where I don't have all the cash saved up that you older gents have so I know I can only afford one!

**jac** · 11-11-2014, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I'm old enough to know girls are expensive to take care of and young enough to where I don't have all the cash saved up that you older gents have so I know I can only afford one!

"Man's reach should exceed his grasp, else what's a heaven for?"

VoiceOfReason · 11-11-2014, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by jac

"Man's reach should exceed his grasp, else what's a heaven for?"

But I'm cheap!

**jac** · 11-11-2014, 04:01 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

But I'm cheap!

I'm not touching that one. Too many mods lurking in the under-growth.

Parallax · 11-11-2014, 04:02 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

But I'm cheap!

I'm not. I'm easy, but not cheap.

MarkJerling · 11-11-2014, 04:06 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

I'm not. I'm easy, but not cheap.

There's just no commenting on that one!

VoiceOfReason · 11-11-2014, 05:18 PM

Hey, I dressed as a fairy princess on a halloween because someoen bet me 50 bucks I wouldn't. I was like pride? Cash? Hell yeah! My pride was for sale cheap!

There may have also been alcohol involved...

MarkJerling · 11-11-2014, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Hey, I dressed as a fairy princess on a halloween because someoen bet me 50 bucks I wouldn't. I was like pride? Cash? Hell yeah! My pride was for sale cheap!

There may have also been alcohol involved...

Photos to prove this ocurred?

VoiceOfReason · 11-11-2014, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Photos to prove this ocurred?

There were tons taken. I have no idea where they are other than a chitty selfie I took as I was about to take all the stuff off in the hotel room. I had 3 different women buying me drinks that night at the hotel bar because I was man enough to wear that. There are kids here so I can't say any more other than it was also at an anime convention.

MarkJerling · 11-11-2014, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

There were tons taken. I have no idea where they are other than a chitty selfie I took as I was about to take all the stuff off in the hotel room. I had 3 different women buying me drinks that night at the hotel bar because I was man enough to wear that. There are kids here so I can't say any more other than it was also at an anime convention.

LOL! Sounds like you had heaps of fun!

11-11-2014, 05:18 PM	#11307
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Hey, I dressed as a fairy princess on a halloween because someoen bet me 50 bucks I wouldn't. I was like pride? Cash? Hell yeah! My pride was for sale cheap! There may have also been alcohol involved... Last edited by VoiceOfReason; 11-11-2014 at 05:27 PM.

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11-11-2014, 01:34 PM - 1 Like	#11296
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers No. I think it's like when you overheat your milk in the morning ... You know, there's that white layer thingy there that won't go away My grandmother used to heat milk before going to bed. I remember her doing it even though I was very young and she was older than dirt. I'll have to try it when I get old, a couple of years from now. ---------- Post added 11-11-14 at 03:37 PM ---------- Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Not if you get one of those K3 girls to follow me home. I think K3 girls must be like sirens; three of them, sing sweetly and attract all these machismo, adolescent old-timers. Maybe that's why Manilla galleons carried beeswax?

11-11-2014, 01:37 PM	#11297
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Surely, you are not calling me "Old" ... Shirley, it does sound like he is.

11-11-2014, 01:39 PM	#11298
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by jac I think K3 girls must be like sirens; three of them, sing sweetly and attract all these machismo, adolescent old-timers. Maybe that's why Manilla galleons carried beeswax? Who cares about their singing? I guess the old timers do. Now if they could sing and play some proper metal or hard rock...

11-11-2014, 01:42 PM	#11299
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And my Ricoh XR2S Another of the hociR's minions I see! Steve

11-11-2014, 03:09 PM - 1 Like	#11300
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Not if you get one of those K3 girls to follow me home. Just one? And who're you to call anyone old... "Oho!" said the pot to the kettle; "You are dirty and ugly and black! Sure no one would think you were metal, Except when you're given a crack." "Not so! not so!" kettle said to the pot; "'Tis your own dirty image you see; For I am so clean – without blemish or blot – That your blackness is mirrored in me."

11-11-2014, 03:28 PM	#11301
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by savoche Just one? And who're you to call anyone old... "Oho!" said the pot to the kettle; "You are dirty and ugly and black! Sure no one would think you were metal, Except when you're given a crack." "Not so! not so!" kettle said to the pot; "'Tis your own dirty image you see; For I am so clean – without blemish or blot – That your blackness is mirrored in me." I'm old enough to know girls are expensive to take care of and young enough to where I don't have all the cash saved up that you older gents have so I know I can only afford one!

11-11-2014, 03:42 PM	#11302
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I'm old enough to know girls are expensive to take care of and young enough to where I don't have all the cash saved up that you older gents have so I know I can only afford one! "Man's reach should exceed his grasp, else what's a heaven for?"

11-11-2014, 03:56 PM	#11303
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by jac "Man's reach should exceed his grasp, else what's a heaven for?" But I'm cheap!

11-11-2014, 04:01 PM	#11304
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason But I'm cheap! I'm not touching that one. Too many mods lurking in the under-growth.

11-11-2014, 04:02 PM	#11305
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason But I'm cheap! I'm not. I'm easy, but not cheap.

11-11-2014, 04:06 PM	#11306
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by Parallax I'm not. I'm easy, but not cheap. There's just no commenting on that one!

11-11-2014, 05:36 PM	#11308
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Hey, I dressed as a fairy princess on a halloween because someoen bet me 50 bucks I wouldn't. I was like pride? Cash? Hell yeah! My pride was for sale cheap! There may have also been alcohol involved... Photos to prove this ocurred?

11-11-2014, 05:43 PM	#11309
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by MarkJerling Photos to prove this ocurred? There were tons taken. I have no idea where they are other than a chitty selfie I took as I was about to take all the stuff off in the hotel room. I had 3 different women buying me drinks that night at the hotel bar because I was man enough to wear that. There are kids here so I can't say any more other than it was also at an anime convention.

11-11-2014, 05:50 PM	#11310
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason There were tons taken. I have no idea where they are other than a chitty selfie I took as I was about to take all the stuff off in the hotel room. I had 3 different women buying me drinks that night at the hotel bar because I was man enough to wear that. There are kids here so I can't say any more other than it was also at an anime convention. LOL! Sounds like you had heaps of fun!