why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

FantasticMrFox · 12-23-2014, 04:01 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by ZoeB

I have nothing against chicken ovaries. That, my friend, is a question for my digestive system.

It's interesting how one can make almost everything sound incredibly disgusting just through phrasing - I just had the semen of Malus domestica and it was delicious

Stumpy · 12-23-2014, 04:09 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I just had the semen of Malus domestica and it was delicious

Yes, I enjoy chewing on them myself and also some juicy Citrus unshiu at this time of year.

Mmmmm.... Citrus unshiu

**savoche** · 12-23-2014, 04:11 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

It's interesting how one can make almost everything sound incredibly disgusting just through phrasing - I just had the semen of Malus domestica and it was delicious

Hmm... I thought that would be a swollen hypanthium. But I'm no botanist.

FantasticMrFox · 12-23-2014, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Hmm... I thought that would be a swollen hypanthium. But I'm no botanist.

I was trying to make an analogy, I'm well aware that plants don't technically produce semen

Considering I didn't even have the seeds themselves, I guess it wasn't even the analogue.

**savoche** · 12-23-2014, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I was trying to make an analogy, I'm well aware that plants don't technically produce semen

Considering I didn't even have the seeds themselves, I guess it wasn't even the analogue.

Wait a minute! If geology is the science which deals with the physical structure and substance of the earth, what then do you mean by analogy? Or would that be anallogy??

Stumpy · 12-23-2014, 04:27 PM

FantasticMrFox is on the right lines

Pyrus coronaria Meanings
Intoxicating by their very nature, Pyrus coronaria are symbolic of heady love, peace, sensuality, and fertility.
Pyrus coronaria (and trees) were honored by the ancient Celts as a symbol of love, and they would decorate their bedchambers with these Pyrus coronaria to entice amorous nights.

---------- Post added 12-23-14 at 11:32 PM ----------

Originally posted by savoche

If geology is the

Where did geology spring from ?

FantasticMrFox · 12-23-2014, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Wait a minute! If geology is the science which deals with the physical structure and substance of the earth, what then do you mean by analogy? Or would that be anallogy??

This is not my speciality, I'm afraid you've gotta ask an analogist. You could also ask Dr. Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, an analyst and therapist and thus the world's first self-styled 'analrapist'.

God, this thread derailed quickly ...

**Ex Finn.** · 12-23-2014, 04:45 PM - **1 Like**

"FantasticMrFox" You need to write and post "BACON" 200 times to make up for that last thought...

**jac** · 12-23-2014, 04:47 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

The almighty Mod ...

That better not be sarcasm or, even worse, satyr. He is the one who saved this thread from the oblivion it so rightly deserved and from Adam the Terrible and his little band of thought police on the moderator board.

---------- Post added 12-23-14 at 06:56 PM ----------

Originally posted by MarkJerling

The chicken or the egg?

What a dumb question. It's the chicken. Who ever heard of an egg laying a chicken? Please try to keep on topic from here on in. And try to keep in tune with the cognitive complexities embodied here.

FantasticMrFox · 12-23-2014, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

"FantasticMrFox" You need to write and post "BACON" 200 times to make up for that last thought...

Never!

Balvenie, Talisker, Oban, Glenlivet, Bunnahabhain, Macallan, Glenmorangie ...

**Ex Finn.** · 12-23-2014, 05:20 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Never!

Balvenie, Talisker, Oban, Glenlivet, Bunnahabhain, Macallan, Glenmorangie ...

Fine... you should type and post "Whiskey" 250 times to make up for that religious slip...

FantasticMrFox · 12-23-2014, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Fine... you should type and post "Whiskey" 250 times to make up for that religious slip...

Only if you type and post 'Whisky' 300 times as repentance for putting the 'e' into 'Whisky'

**Ex Finn.** · 12-23-2014, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Only if you type and post 'Whisky' 300 times as repentance for putting the 'e' into 'Whisky'

That is American English spell checker for you?. I did "Whisky" and the site started screaming at me...

Sooo. not doing it...

MarkJerling · 12-23-2014, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by jac

What a dumb question. It's the chicken. Who ever heard of an egg laying a chicken? Please try to keep on topic from here on in. And try to keep in tune with the cognitive complexities embodied here.

Ha! But, at some point in the distant past, a chicken's forebear, which was not quite a chicken, but almost a real chicken, but not quite, one DNA step away, must have laid an egg, which contained an actual chicken, thereby proving, conclusively, that an egg came before a chicken. Or not!

r0ckstarr · 12-23-2014, 06:00 PM

The chicken. Shirley, it evolved from something else.

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12-23-2014, 04:01 PM - 2 Likes	#12856
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by ZoeB I have nothing against chicken ovaries. That, my friend, is a question for my digestive system. It's interesting how one can make almost everything sound incredibly disgusting just through phrasing - I just had the semen of Malus domestica and it was delicious

12-23-2014, 04:09 PM - 1 Like	#12857
Stumpy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Devon UK Posts: 105	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I just had the semen of Malus domestica and it was delicious Yes, I enjoy chewing on them myself and also some juicy Citrus unshiu at this time of year. Mmmmm.... Citrus unshiu

12-23-2014, 04:11 PM - 1 Like	#12858
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox It's interesting how one can make almost everything sound incredibly disgusting just through phrasing - I just had the semen of Malus domestica and it was delicious Hmm... I thought that would be a swollen hypanthium. But I'm no botanist.

12-23-2014, 04:14 PM	#12859
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by savoche Hmm... I thought that would be a swollen hypanthium. But I'm no botanist. I was trying to make an analogy, I'm well aware that plants don't technically produce semen Considering I didn't even have the seeds themselves, I guess it wasn't even the analogue.

12-23-2014, 04:24 PM	#12860
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I was trying to make an analogy, I'm well aware that plants don't technically produce semen Considering I didn't even have the seeds themselves, I guess it wasn't even the analogue. Wait a minute! If geology is the science which deals with the physical structure and substance of the earth, what then do you mean by analogy? Or would that be anallogy??

12-23-2014, 04:27 PM	#12861
Stumpy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: Devon UK Posts: 105	FantasticMrFox is on the right lines Pyrus coronaria Meanings Intoxicating by their very nature, Pyrus coronaria are symbolic of heady love, peace, sensuality, and fertility. Pyrus coronaria (and trees) were honored by the ancient Celts as a symbol of love, and they would decorate their bedchambers with these Pyrus coronaria to entice amorous nights. ---------- Post added 12-23-14 at 11:32 PM ---------- Originally posted by savoche If geology is the Where did geology spring from ?

12-23-2014, 04:36 PM	#12862
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by savoche Wait a minute! If geology is the science which deals with the physical structure and substance of the earth, what then do you mean by analogy? Or would that be anallogy?? This is not my speciality, I'm afraid you've gotta ask an analogist. You could also ask Dr. Tobias Fünke from Arrested Development, an analyst and therapist and thus the world's first self-styled 'analrapist'. God, this thread derailed quickly ...

12-23-2014, 04:45 PM - 1 Like	#12863
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	"FantasticMrFox" You need to write and post "BACON" 200 times to make up for that last thought...

12-23-2014, 04:47 PM - 1 Like	#12864
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by savoche The almighty Mod ... That better not be sarcasm or, even worse, satyr. He is the one who saved this thread from the oblivion it so rightly deserved and from Adam the Terrible and his little band of thought police on the moderator board. ---------- Post added 12-23-14 at 06:56 PM ---------- Originally posted by MarkJerling The chicken or the egg? What a dumb question. It's the chicken. Who ever heard of an egg laying a chicken? Please try to keep on topic from here on in. And try to keep in tune with the cognitive complexities embodied here.

12-23-2014, 05:14 PM	#12865
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Ex Finn. "FantasticMrFox" You need to write and post "BACON" 200 times to make up for that last thought... Never! Balvenie, Talisker, Oban, Glenlivet, Bunnahabhain, Macallan, Glenmorangie ...

12-23-2014, 05:20 PM - 1 Like	#12866
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Never! Balvenie, Talisker, Oban, Glenlivet, Bunnahabhain, Macallan, Glenmorangie ... Fine... you should type and post "Whiskey" 250 times to make up for that religious slip...

12-23-2014, 05:30 PM	#12867
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Fine... you should type and post "Whiskey" 250 times to make up for that religious slip... Only if you type and post 'Whisky' 300 times as repentance for putting the 'e' into 'Whisky'

12-23-2014, 05:33 PM	#12868
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Only if you type and post 'Whisky' 300 times as repentance for putting the 'e' into 'Whisky' That is American English spell checker for you?. I did "Whisky" and the site started screaming at me... Sooo. not doing it...

12-23-2014, 05:58 PM	#12869
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by jac What a dumb question. It's the chicken. Who ever heard of an egg laying a chicken? Please try to keep on topic from here on in. And try to keep in tune with the cognitive complexities embodied here. Ha! But, at some point in the distant past, a chicken's forebear, which was not quite a chicken, but almost a real chicken, but not quite, one DNA step away, must have laid an egg, which contained an actual chicken, thereby proving, conclusively, that an egg came before a chicken. Or not!

12-23-2014, 06:00 PM	#12870
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	The chicken. Shirley, it evolved from something else.