why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

ZoeB · 12-24-2014, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by stevebrot

Moths don't fly into my mouth. I leave the lights off.

Steve

I can't just turn off my luminous personality though, can I?

magkelly · 12-24-2014, 12:01 PM

Hate to break it to you but there are plenty of other creepy crawlies running around in the dark. Lack of light won't save you. Moths are relatively harmless by comparison actually to what might be crawling out from under your bed or flying around in the dead of night. Just sayin....

drypenn · 12-24-2014, 12:07 PM

@Magkelly, like these?

Parallax · 12-24-2014, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by magkelly

Hate to break it to you but there are plenty of other creepy crawlies running around in the dark. Lack of light won't save you. Moths are relatively harmless by comparison actually to what might be crawling out from under your bed or flying around in the dead of night. Just sayin....

Thanks alot, Mag. I'm sure we'll all sleep much better tonight, now.

tim60 · 12-24-2014, 01:23 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Thanks alot, Mag. I'm sure we'll all sleep much better tonight, now.

Just as well it is Christmas morning here, now. So I have a long time to get distracted by other things before sleep overcomes me again.

Merry Christmas.

Or happy holidays for those who ... I find that phrase is weird.

Parallax · 12-24-2014, 01:56 PM

Originally posted by tim60

Just as well it is Christmas morning here, now.

Well, don't keep us in suspense. What did Santa Claus bring you?

**jac** · 12-24-2014, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

Moths don't fly into my mouth. I leave the lights off.

Steve

Lol

magkelly · 12-24-2014, 02:37 PM

Originally posted by drypenn

@Magkelly, like these?

Actually I was thinking more about water bugs, spiders, mosquitoes and (Ugh!) bed bugs, if you're that unlucky as to encounter them, but those too....

---------- Post added 12-24-14 at 04:38 PM ----------

Originally posted by Parallax

Thanks alot, Mag. I'm sure we'll all sleep much better tonight, now.

You're welcome, lol. That's a little bit of payback actually. :P I've got a nasty virus, the tossing the cookies kind, have all week. You all have been totally make me feel even worse with some of these pics. I'm already semi-nauseous so that's just been adding insult to injury. I've got a 2" NY strip in the fridge for my Yuletide dinner but I don't think I'm likely going to be eating it. I'm still way too green. I just want tomorrow to be over actually. I can't wait till Friday actually, got my new (Pentax) toys coming!!!

Racer X 69 · 12-24-2014, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by jac

Isn't that a dramatic stat? Or at least an interesting stat?

Dramatic and interesting, Shirley.

Racer X 69 · 12-24-2014, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

What came first though - The chicken or the egg?

More importantly, why did the chicken cross the road?

Racer X 69 · 12-24-2014, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

It's interesting how one can make almost everything sound incredibly disgusting just through phrasing - I just had the semen of Malus domestica and it was delicious

Ah yes. One of my favorites also!

Racer X 69 · 12-24-2014, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

God, this thread derailed quickly ...

Actually it has been derailed for over 12,000 posts.

Racer X 69 · 12-24-2014, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by ZoeB

If you've ever had a moth fly into your mouth, you'd understand why.

One must keep one's mouth closed except for speaking and eating.

Racer X 69 · 12-24-2014, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

I caught a June bug in my mouth while riding a motorcycle once. Went straight to the back of my throat. Weirdest feeling ever.

June bug? I bet it came close to choking you!

Racer X 69 · 12-24-2014, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by tim60

Just as well it is Christmas morning here, now. So I have a long time to get distracted by other things before sleep overcomes me again.

Merry Christmas.

Or happy holidays for those who ... I find that phrase is weird.

Merry Christmas to you Tim!

12-24-2014, 02:37 PM	#12908
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	Originally posted by drypenn @Magkelly, like these? Actually I was thinking more about water bugs, spiders, mosquitoes and (Ugh!) bed bugs, if you're that unlucky as to encounter them, but those too.... ---------- Post added 12-24-14 at 04:38 PM ---------- Originally posted by Parallax Thanks alot, Mag. I'm sure we'll all sleep much better tonight, now. You're welcome, lol. That's a little bit of payback actually. :P I've got a nasty virus, the tossing the cookies kind, have all week. You all have been totally make me feel even worse with some of these pics. I'm already semi-nauseous so that's just been adding insult to injury. I've got a 2" NY strip in the fridge for my Yuletide dinner but I don't think I'm likely going to be eating it. I'm still way too green. I just want tomorrow to be over actually. I can't wait till Friday actually, got my new (Pentax) toys coming!!! Last edited by magkelly; 12-24-2014 at 02:43 PM.

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12-24-2014, 10:25 AM	#12901
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by stevebrot Moths don't fly into my mouth. I leave the lights off. Steve I can't just turn off my luminous personality though, can I?

12-24-2014, 12:01 PM	#12902
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	Hate to break it to you but there are plenty of other creepy crawlies running around in the dark. Lack of light won't save you. Moths are relatively harmless by comparison actually to what might be crawling out from under your bed or flying around in the dead of night. Just sayin....

12-24-2014, 12:32 PM	#12904
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by magkelly Hate to break it to you but there are plenty of other creepy crawlies running around in the dark. Lack of light won't save you. Moths are relatively harmless by comparison actually to what might be crawling out from under your bed or flying around in the dead of night. Just sayin.... Thanks alot, Mag. I'm sure we'll all sleep much better tonight, now.

12-24-2014, 01:23 PM - 1 Like	#12905
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by Parallax Thanks alot, Mag. I'm sure we'll all sleep much better tonight, now. Just as well it is Christmas morning here, now. So I have a long time to get distracted by other things before sleep overcomes me again. Merry Christmas. Or happy holidays for those who ... I find that phrase is weird.

12-24-2014, 01:56 PM	#12906
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by tim60 Just as well it is Christmas morning here, now. Well, don't keep us in suspense. What did Santa Claus bring you?

12-24-2014, 02:32 PM	#12907
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by stevebrot Moths don't fly into my mouth. I leave the lights off. Steve Lol

12-24-2014, 03:08 PM	#12909
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by jac Isn't that a dramatic stat? Or at least an interesting stat? Dramatic and interesting, Shirley.

12-24-2014, 03:09 PM	#12910
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by MarkJerling What came first though - The chicken or the egg? More importantly, why did the chicken cross the road?

12-24-2014, 03:13 PM	#12911
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox It's interesting how one can make almost everything sound incredibly disgusting just through phrasing - I just had the semen of Malus domestica and it was delicious Ah yes. One of my favorites also!

12-24-2014, 03:14 PM	#12912
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox God, this thread derailed quickly ... Actually it has been derailed for over 12,000 posts.

12-24-2014, 03:19 PM	#12913
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by ZoeB If you've ever had a moth fly into your mouth, you'd understand why. One must keep one's mouth closed except for speaking and eating.

12-24-2014, 03:50 PM	#12914
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by r0ckstarr I caught a June bug in my mouth while riding a motorcycle once. Went straight to the back of my throat. Weirdest feeling ever. June bug? I bet it came close to choking you!

12-24-2014, 03:54 PM	#12915
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by tim60 Just as well it is Christmas morning here, now. So I have a long time to get distracted by other things before sleep overcomes me again. Merry Christmas. Or happy holidays for those who ... I find that phrase is weird. Merry Christmas to you Tim!