why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 01-09-2015, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

The real reason to not buy a K-3 is because the camera is poorly made, unreliable, unpredictable, and fatally flawed by design.

Besides that it's not FF so therefore useless for anything not also suitable for cell phone cameras.

**rod_grant** · 01-09-2015, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by savoche

The South Africans don't seem to be entirely sure about what's the right way up....

The bloke who painted the plane knows!
But he obviously doesn't trust his countrymen.

---------- Post added 01-10-2015 at 09:29 AM ----------

Originally posted by tim60

Great Ocean road to Melbourne, to Glenrowan, to Canberra, to Jenolan Caves via the back road from Goulburn, to Sydney, where we stayed a few days and then drove home in one day via Wagga, Narrandera, Jerilderie, Barham, Warracknabeal, Dimboola, Nhill, Bordertown, Tailem Bend - all that was a long way.

That's a really Loooong way in a day on the way back.
(And I didn't hear you toot as you bypassed Wangaratta on the way north either!)

---------- Post added 01-10-2015 at 09:33 AM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I see that you guys are showing off one of the many great planes made by my co-workers at the factory in Renton, Washington.

I bet your co-workers didn't do the paint job!

r0ckstarr · 01-09-2015, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by drypenn

hociR has gladly surrendered the back of that camera, in exchange for indelible watermark of hociR at every image that camera takes!

<evil laugh> Hahahaha!

It doesn't matter what you shoot, or how you shoot it. Every photo comes out solid black with the word hociR across it.

Originally posted by Stumpy

My take on how the release product will appear. With thanks to TechIsCool for the original image

Their going to come after you for stealing their ideas!

Originally posted by ZoeB

I just had a really splendid grilled cheese sandwich. Just figured I'd share, since we seem to be talking about cheese now.

Pics or you never ate it. Sharing is caring.

Originally posted by Parallax

Besides that it's not FF so therefore useless for anything not also suitable for cell phone cameras.

Why would you want a camera made from potatoes?

drypenn · 01-09-2015, 05:34 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by stevebrot

To get back on topic here, this whole business about the hociR on the rear LCD is a diversionary ruse. The real reason to not buy a K-3 is because the camera is poorly made, unreliable, unpredictable, and fatally flawed by design and that there are multiple reviews on the web relating numerous problems. I know it is true because I read it here on the Pentax Forums.

Steve

For a number of people here, they won't buy K3 because it's not made by ynoS and it isn't A7!

Parallax · 01-09-2015, 05:36 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

Why would you want a camera made from potatoes?

Don't you know anything about photography? FF=Facebook Friendly; i.e. easy to take selfies with.

Like, DUH!

r0ckstarr · 01-09-2015, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Don't you know anything about photography? FF=Facebook Friendly; i.e. easy to take selfies with.

Like, DUH!

About 109 pages back we determined that FF meant French Fries.

Parallax · 01-09-2015, 05:41 PM

That was, like, so 15 minutes ago.

"Oh the times, they are a changin'...." ~ Bob Dylan

r0ckstarr · 01-09-2015, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Bob Dylan

Who??

---------- Post added 01-09-15 at 06:45 PM ----------

j/k

Parallax · 01-09-2015, 05:45 PM - **1 Like**

Damn kids...........

drypenn · 01-09-2015, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Damn kids...........

hahahahahahahahaha!

Rockstar is a closet Justin Bieber fans!

r0ckstarr · 01-09-2015, 06:11 PM

Nope. Was only joking about Bob Dylan. My "Who" was in reference to the Lilly Tomlin talk we had a few pages back.

stevebrot · 01-09-2015, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

About 109 pages back we determined that FF meant French Fries.

No, that is PF (pomme frites)...

Steve

**jac** · 01-09-2015, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

Nope. Was only joking about Bob Dylan. My "Who" was in reference to the Lilly Tomlin talk we had a few pages back.

And Arte Johnson. Not very schmart are we.

r0ckstarr · 01-09-2015, 07:39 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by jac

And Arte Johnson. Not very schmart are we.

VoiceOfReason · 01-09-2015, 07:56 PM - **1 Like**

I approve of cat pics.

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01-09-2015, 01:55 PM	#13396
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by stevebrot The real reason to not buy a K-3 is because the camera is poorly made, unreliable, unpredictable, and fatally flawed by design. Besides that it's not FF so therefore useless for anything not also suitable for cell phone cameras.

01-09-2015, 03:26 PM	#13397
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by savoche The South Africans don't seem to be entirely sure about what's the right way up.... The bloke who painted the plane knows! But he obviously doesn't trust his countrymen. ---------- Post added 01-10-2015 at 09:29 AM ---------- Originally posted by tim60 Great Ocean road to Melbourne, to Glenrowan, to Canberra, to Jenolan Caves via the back road from Goulburn, to Sydney, where we stayed a few days and then drove home in one day via Wagga, Narrandera, Jerilderie, Barham, Warracknabeal, Dimboola, Nhill, Bordertown, Tailem Bend - all that was a long way. That's a really Loooong way in a day on the way back. (And I didn't hear you toot as you bypassed Wangaratta on the way north either!) ---------- Post added 01-10-2015 at 09:33 AM ---------- Originally posted by Racer X 69 I see that you guys are showing off one of the many great planes made by my co-workers at the factory in Renton, Washington. I bet your co-workers didn't do the paint job!

01-09-2015, 05:28 PM	#13398
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by drypenn hociR has gladly surrendered the back of that camera, in exchange for indelible watermark of hociR at every image that camera takes! <evil laugh> Hahahaha! It doesn't matter what you shoot, or how you shoot it. Every photo comes out solid black with the word hociR across it. Originally posted by Stumpy My take on how the release product will appear. With thanks to TechIsCool for the original image Their going to come after you for stealing their ideas! Originally posted by ZoeB I just had a really splendid grilled cheese sandwich. Just figured I'd share, since we seem to be talking about cheese now. Pics or you never ate it. Sharing is caring. Originally posted by Parallax Besides that it's not FF so therefore useless for anything not also suitable for cell phone cameras. Why would you want a camera made from potatoes?

01-09-2015, 05:34 PM - 1 Like	#13399
drypenn Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Photos: Albums Posts: 963	Originally posted by stevebrot To get back on topic here, this whole business about the hociR on the rear LCD is a diversionary ruse. The real reason to not buy a K-3 is because the camera is poorly made, unreliable, unpredictable, and fatally flawed by design and that there are multiple reviews on the web relating numerous problems. I know it is true because I read it here on the Pentax Forums. Steve For a number of people here, they won't buy K3 because it's not made by ynoS and it isn't A7!

01-09-2015, 05:36 PM - 1 Like	#13400
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by r0ckstarr Why would you want a camera made from potatoes? Don't you know anything about photography? FF=Facebook Friendly; i.e. easy to take selfies with. Like, DUH!

01-09-2015, 05:38 PM	#13401
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by Parallax Don't you know anything about photography? FF=Facebook Friendly; i.e. easy to take selfies with. Like, DUH! About 109 pages back we determined that FF meant French Fries.

01-09-2015, 05:41 PM	#13402
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	That was, like, so 15 minutes ago. "Oh the times, they are a changin'...." ~ Bob Dylan

01-09-2015, 05:44 PM	#13403
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by Parallax Bob Dylan Who?? ---------- Post added 01-09-15 at 06:45 PM ---------- j/k

01-09-2015, 05:45 PM - 1 Like	#13404
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Damn kids...........

01-09-2015, 06:05 PM	#13405
drypenn Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Photos: Albums Posts: 963	Originally posted by Parallax Damn kids........... hahahahahahahahaha! Rockstar is a closet Justin Bieber fans!

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01-09-2015, 06:11 PM	#13406
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Nope. Was only joking about Bob Dylan. My "Who" was in reference to the Lilly Tomlin talk we had a few pages back.

01-09-2015, 06:41 PM	#13407
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by r0ckstarr About 109 pages back we determined that FF meant French Fries. No, that is PF (pomme frites)... Steve

01-09-2015, 07:34 PM	#13408
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by r0ckstarr Nope. Was only joking about Bob Dylan. My "Who" was in reference to the Lilly Tomlin talk we had a few pages back. And Arte Johnson. Not very schmart are we.

01-09-2015, 07:39 PM - 1 Like	#13409
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by jac And Arte Johnson. Not very schmart are we.

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VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	I approve of cat pics.