why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

drypenn · 01-23-2015, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by tim60

Australian Open, Kyrgios vs Jaziri.
Weird match.
Start of set 2, Kyrgios called a time-out for a nose bleed.
End of set 2, Jaziri called an injury time out.
Early set 3, Jaziri and Kyrgios are both on their own injury time outs.

Sad day to be a Fed fan.

**savoche** · 01-23-2015, 07:28 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by ZoeB

There's one way I'm not that Norwegian-- I only really like brunost on waffles. Fresh waffles. Otherwise, I can't do it, too rich and sticky. Where I come from, we call it ganklæbb, which literally translates as sticks-to-the-roof-of-your-mouth.

You're from Trønderlag? But yeah, it's nice on waffles - but half melted brunost is incredibly heavy stuff, can't eat much of it! I like it on knekkebrød as well.

Come to think of it, brunost might be well suited to cover up the mark of the hociR. The downside would be the questions. Like "why have you smeared poo on your camera?"

Then again one could always reply "To make it more like a Canon."

ZoeB · 01-23-2015, 07:35 AM

Originally posted by savoche

You're from Trønderlag? But yeah, it's nice on waffles - but half melted brunost is incredibly heavy stuff, can't eat much of it! I like it on knekkebrød as well.

Come to think of it, brunost might be well suited to cover up the mark of the hociR. The downside would be the questions. Like "why have you smeared poo on your camera?"

Then again one could always reply "To make it more like a Canon."

If your poo looks like brunost, I'd be a little worried about your digestion. And yeah. I am from Trøndelag, aka Norway's navel.

normhead · 01-23-2015, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

Hahahaha! I had some guy at work ask me how much money he could give me to sleep with his wife so that he wouldn't have to. I declined.

I once had a guy from California try and hook my up with his wife. I guess under California divorce law it's better for him if she has a place to go. She ended up with an acquaintance in Minnesota. Talking to them, this is apparently a really good way to get hooked up. He got the wife and three kids, and was as happy as happy could be, after divorcing wife 1.0, who was dead set against having kids.

**savoche** · 01-23-2015, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by ZoeB

If your poo looks like brunost, I'd be a little worried about your digestion. And yeah. I am from Trøndelag, aka Norway's navel.

I don't think you want to delve into my digestion...

Me, I'm from Oslo, aka Norway's navel lint

drypenn · 01-23-2015, 09:31 AM

We're talking about poo and digestion???

I think that we really need THE Moderator!

Parallax · 01-23-2015, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by drypenn

We're talking about poo and digestion???

I think that we really need THE Moderator!

Okay, I'll weigh in here. Although poo has been around since the mid 20s, he never was a favorite character of mine as a kid. I just couldn't get interest..........

wait

I may have misunderstood something here.

As you were.

Jean Poitiers · 01-23-2015, 09:51 AM

Poo(h) ...

normhead · 01-23-2015, 09:53 AM

I'm guessing this doesn't look at all like brunost.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost#mediaviewer/File:Brunost.jpg

For those of us don't know.

Jean Poitiers · 01-23-2015, 09:55 AM

Looks like something you'd scrap off your shoe bottom ...

Racer X 69 · 01-23-2015, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by ZoeB

Also I talk to myself a lot.

For me it is sometimes the only intelligent conversation I can find . . . . . . . .

Originally posted by ZoeB

And when I'm out of TP, there's no one but myself to blame.

Always be prepared. Store the extra rolls in the cabinet within reach of the throne.

And always remember to keep it well stocked!

normhead · 01-23-2015, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Looks like something you'd scrap off your shoe bottom ...

I usually take my shoe to the laundry sink in the basement and scrub them real good with water pressure and a brush, after scraping with a stick.

**savoche** · 01-23-2015, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Looks like something you'd scrap off your shoe bottom ...

Originally posted by normhead

I usually take my shoe to the laundry sink in the basement and scrub them real good with water pressure and a brush, after scraping with a stick.

You're not supposed to step on it! It's not a Canon.

drypenn · 01-23-2015, 10:24 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

You're not supposed to step on it! It's not a ~~Canon~~ Sony.

Corrected it for you!

normhead · 01-23-2015, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by savoche

You're not supposed to step on it! It's not a Canon.

Our dogs have about 7000 sq Km they could poop on, but they like to poop on the trail, or within 10 feet of the house... no one knows why.

01-23-2015, 09:53 AM	#13794
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	I'm guessing this doesn't look at all like brunost. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brunost#mediaviewer/File:Brunost.jpg For those of us don't know. Last edited by normhead; 01-23-2015 at 10:01 AM.

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01-23-2015, 05:58 AM	#13786
drypenn Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Photos: Albums Posts: 963	Originally posted by tim60 Australian Open, Kyrgios vs Jaziri. Weird match. Start of set 2, Kyrgios called a time-out for a nose bleed. End of set 2, Jaziri called an injury time out. Early set 3, Jaziri and Kyrgios are both on their own injury time outs. Sad day to be a Fed fan.

01-23-2015, 07:28 AM - 1 Like	#13787
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by ZoeB There's one way I'm not that Norwegian-- I only really like brunost on waffles. Fresh waffles. Otherwise, I can't do it, too rich and sticky. Where I come from, we call it ganklæbb, which literally translates as sticks-to-the-roof-of-your-mouth. You're from Trønderlag? But yeah, it's nice on waffles - but half melted brunost is incredibly heavy stuff, can't eat much of it! I like it on knekkebrød as well. Come to think of it, brunost might be well suited to cover up the mark of the hociR. The downside would be the questions. Like "why have you smeared poo on your camera?" Then again one could always reply "To make it more like a Canon."

01-23-2015, 07:35 AM	#13788
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by savoche You're from Trønderlag? But yeah, it's nice on waffles - but half melted brunost is incredibly heavy stuff, can't eat much of it! I like it on knekkebrød as well. Come to think of it, brunost might be well suited to cover up the mark of the hociR. The downside would be the questions. Like "why have you smeared poo on your camera?" Then again one could always reply "To make it more like a Canon." If your poo looks like brunost, I'd be a little worried about your digestion. And yeah. I am from Trøndelag, aka Norway's navel.

01-23-2015, 08:31 AM	#13789
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by r0ckstarr Hahahaha! I had some guy at work ask me how much money he could give me to sleep with his wife so that he wouldn't have to. I declined. I once had a guy from California try and hook my up with his wife. I guess under California divorce law it's better for him if she has a place to go. She ended up with an acquaintance in Minnesota. Talking to them, this is apparently a really good way to get hooked up. He got the wife and three kids, and was as happy as happy could be, after divorcing wife 1.0, who was dead set against having kids.

01-23-2015, 09:13 AM	#13790
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by ZoeB If your poo looks like brunost, I'd be a little worried about your digestion. And yeah. I am from Trøndelag, aka Norway's navel. I don't think you want to delve into my digestion... Me, I'm from Oslo, aka Norway's navel lint

01-23-2015, 09:31 AM	#13791
drypenn Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Photos: Albums Posts: 963	We're talking about poo and digestion??? I think that we really need THE Moderator!

01-23-2015, 09:49 AM	#13792
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by drypenn We're talking about poo and digestion??? I think that we really need THE Moderator! Okay, I'll weigh in here. Although poo has been around since the mid 20s, he never was a favorite character of mine as a kid. I just couldn't get interest.......... wait I may have misunderstood something here. As you were.

01-23-2015, 09:51 AM	#13793
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Poo(h) ...

01-23-2015, 09:55 AM	#13795
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Looks like something you'd scrap off your shoe bottom ...

01-23-2015, 10:02 AM	#13796
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by ZoeB Also I talk to myself a lot. For me it is sometimes the only intelligent conversation I can find . . . . . . . . Originally posted by ZoeB And when I'm out of TP, there's no one but myself to blame. Always be prepared. Store the extra rolls in the cabinet within reach of the throne. And always remember to keep it well stocked!

01-23-2015, 10:03 AM	#13797
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Looks like something you'd scrap off your shoe bottom ... I usually take my shoe to the laundry sink in the basement and scrub them real good with water pressure and a brush, after scraping with a stick.

01-23-2015, 10:11 AM	#13798
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Looks like something you'd scrap off your shoe bottom ... Originally posted by normhead I usually take my shoe to the laundry sink in the basement and scrub them real good with water pressure and a brush, after scraping with a stick. You're not supposed to step on it! It's not a Canon.

01-23-2015, 10:24 AM - 1 Like	#13799
drypenn Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Photos: Albums Posts: 963	Originally posted by savoche You're not supposed to step on it! It's not a ~~Canon~~ Sony. Corrected it for you!

01-23-2015, 10:42 AM	#13800
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by savoche You're not supposed to step on it! It's not a Canon. Our dogs have about 7000 sq Km they could poop on, but they like to poop on the trail, or within 10 feet of the house... no one knows why.