why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

There is a death metal rooster out there!

Death Metal Rooster - YouTube

Long winded sucker, isn't he?

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 11:11 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

There is a death metal rooster out there!

Death Metal Rooster - YouTube

Sometimes the suggestions after the video are a trip!

Youtu.be

Joel B · 02-23-2015, 11:16 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

There is a death metal rooster out there!

The rooster wins hands down!!

---------- Post added 02-23-15 at 12:19 PM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

suggestions

Put an ice pick in my head! It would be quicker!! And more humane!!

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by magkelly

UGH!!!!

I don't mind hunting, really I don't. I grew up with hunters. But PLEASE, next time at least, a warning? So I can avoid pics like that? That was just stomach turning, really...

Most people who enjoy eating meat would never touch it if they saw the process of killing and butchering their favorite tasty treat.

VoiceOfReason · 02-23-2015, 11:20 AM - **1 Like**

I like metal, and i like animals. It is awesome when they combine. I need to get a bird and train it to headbang.

---------- Post added 02-23-15 at 01:21 PM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Most people who enjoy eating meat would never touch it if they saw the process of killing and butchering their favorite tasty treat.

I've killed and butchered deer, chicken, pheasants, turkey, and even a pig. I don't think fish count.

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 11:21 AM

Originally posted by ZoeB

Soooo... have people given up posting in this thread for lent or something?

The Daytona 500. The culmination of Speedweeks and the "Superbowl of Motor Racing".

'Nuff said.

VoiceOfReason · 02-23-2015, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

The Daytona 500. The culmination of Speedweeks and the "Superbowl of Motor Racing".

'Nuff said.

Is that that thing where they drive in circles for a few hours?

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 11:48 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

I hate football. The crazy lunatic fans annoy me. The one's who'll start a fist fight with the guy next to them because they didn't like the play annoy me. Especially the one's who yell at the TV and get completely angry when the team they like loses. Even more especially, the fan's who's day is completely ruined, and they act all depressed when their favorite team loses. Texas has a butt-ton of those fans.

I like auto racing. Sadly, the only thing shown here is NASCAR and the occasional Indy race. NASCAR fans are a little better. They'll be all like:

Did you see the race yesterday?
Yeah, Biffle wasn't racing his best, but Jr. had a bad string of luck the whole race.

....and then the subject changes to something totally different.

I totally agree about the football thing. Since the local team here has finally made Seattle proud to have a pro ball team it seems like everyone is now a rabid "Twelfth Player". You see it everywhere, and on everyone.

Even the company I am now working for spent a buttload of money painting a 747 freighter with the team livery and the number 12 on the tail.

As for motor racing, I also agree, and really miss Speedvision. When it first started there was racing on 24-7, from all over the world. Near the end it had become the NASCAR channel. I enjoy NASCAR, but would rather watch sports car racing. The 24 hour race from the Nurburgring is something to see, and the German Touring Car Championship make the NASCAR boys look like amateurs.

r0ckstarr · 02-23-2015, 11:48 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Most people who enjoy eating meat would never touch it if they saw the process of killing and butchering their favorite tasty treat.

I learned how to field dress rattlesnakes, deer, and wild hogs before I was 13yrs old.

---------- Post added 02-23-15 at 12:50 PM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I totally agree about the football thing. Since the local team here has finally made Seattle proud to have a pro ball team it seems like everyone is now a rabid "Twelfth Player". You see it everywhere, and on everyone.

Even the company I am now working for spent a buttload of money painting a 747 freighter with the team livery and the number 12 on the tail.

As for motor racing, I also agree, and really miss Speedvision. When it first started there was racing on 24-7, from all over the world. Near the end it had become the NASCAR channel. I enjoy NASCAR, but would rather watch sports car racing. The 24 hour race from the Nurburgring is something to see, and the German Touring Car Championship make the NASCAR boys look like amateurs.

This:

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Is that that thing where they drive in circles for a few hours?

Something like that.

43 drivers in 3,600lb cars with 800 horsepower engines, traveling at 200 miles an hour. The grip of the tires is many times higher than that of the car you drive on the highway, but at any given moment the slightest bump or even the air moving over a car next to you can send you spinning towards the wall. When it is time to stop for fresh tires and fuel slowing down from 200 to 55 takes skill and experience too. Get it wrong and you may just end your day.

Yeah.

Driving in circles.

So easy any caveman could do it.

Sure.

Oh, and the winner takes home a really cool trophy.

And $1,500,000.

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I am a nerd. Sports arent my thing other than drag racing, and I wish they still did 1/4 mile in that.

They still do 1/4 mile.

And down in Charlotte they do it 4 wide.

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

This:

Exciting GT2 finish at Laguna Seca - YouTube

Been there. Very cool track.

And Sears Point too, but it has been ruined by the accommodations for the NASCAR boys.

VoiceOfReason · 02-23-2015, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

They still do 1/4 mile.

And down in Charlotte they do it 4 wide.

NHRA 4-Wide Racing at zMAX Dragway! - YouTube

My favorite is top fuel, which got lowered to 1000 feet in 2008 I think. Imagine how fast they would get up to if they still did 1320 feet. Ohh, I know why they did it, but it still isn't the same to me.

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I don't think fish count.

They would but they are far too easy to do. Stick a knife in their vent and slice upwards towards the gills along the bottom. Push all the guts out with your thumb, cut off the head and then scrape off the scales.

When you get back to camp or home, prepare as you like and eat.

Easy Squeezy

No Pain

No Stain

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2015, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Something like that.

43 drivers in 3,600lb cars with 800 horsepower engines, traveling at 200 miles an hour. The grip of the tires is many times higher than that of the car you drive on the highway, but at any given moment the slightest bump or even the air moving over a car next to you can send you spinning towards the wall. When it is time to stop for fresh tires and fuel slowing down from 200 to 55 takes skill and experience too. Get it wrong and you may just end your day.

Yeah.

Driving in circles.

So easy any caveman could do it.

Sure.

Oh, and the winner takes home a really cool trophy.

And $1,500,000.

Oh yeah, and you also get to kiss the pretty girl.

Nice.

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02-23-2015, 11:09 AM	#14881
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason There is a death metal rooster out there! Death Metal Rooster - YouTube Long winded sucker, isn't he?

02-23-2015, 11:16 AM - 1 Like	#14883
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason There is a death metal rooster out there! The rooster wins hands down!! ---------- Post added 02-23-15 at 12:19 PM ---------- Originally posted by Racer X 69 suggestions Put an ice pick in my head! It would be quicker!! And more humane!!

02-23-2015, 11:19 AM	#14884
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by magkelly UGH!!!! I don't mind hunting, really I don't. I grew up with hunters. But PLEASE, next time at least, a warning? So I can avoid pics like that? That was just stomach turning, really... Most people who enjoy eating meat would never touch it if they saw the process of killing and butchering their favorite tasty treat.

02-23-2015, 11:20 AM - 1 Like	#14885
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	I like metal, and i like animals. It is awesome when they combine. I need to get a bird and train it to headbang. ---------- Post added 02-23-15 at 01:21 PM ---------- Originally posted by Racer X 69 Most people who enjoy eating meat would never touch it if they saw the process of killing and butchering their favorite tasty treat. I've killed and butchered deer, chicken, pheasants, turkey, and even a pig. I don't think fish count.

02-23-2015, 11:21 AM	#14886
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by ZoeB Soooo... have people given up posting in this thread for lent or something? The Daytona 500. The culmination of Speedweeks and the "Superbowl of Motor Racing". 'Nuff said.

02-23-2015, 11:32 AM	#14887
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Racer X 69 The Daytona 500. The culmination of Speedweeks and the "Superbowl of Motor Racing". 'Nuff said. Is that that thing where they drive in circles for a few hours?

02-23-2015, 11:48 AM	#14888
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by r0ckstarr I hate football. The crazy lunatic fans annoy me. The one's who'll start a fist fight with the guy next to them because they didn't like the play annoy me. Especially the one's who yell at the TV and get completely angry when the team they like loses. Even more especially, the fan's who's day is completely ruined, and they act all depressed when their favorite team loses. Texas has a butt-ton of those fans. I like auto racing. Sadly, the only thing shown here is NASCAR and the occasional Indy race. NASCAR fans are a little better. They'll be all like: Did you see the race yesterday? Yeah, Biffle wasn't racing his best, but Jr. had a bad string of luck the whole race. ....and then the subject changes to something totally different. I totally agree about the football thing. Since the local team here has finally made Seattle proud to have a pro ball team it seems like everyone is now a rabid "Twelfth Player". You see it everywhere, and on everyone. Even the company I am now working for spent a buttload of money painting a 747 freighter with the team livery and the number 12 on the tail. As for motor racing, I also agree, and really miss Speedvision. When it first started there was racing on 24-7, from all over the world. Near the end it had become the NASCAR channel. I enjoy NASCAR, but would rather watch sports car racing. The 24 hour race from the Nurburgring is something to see, and the German Touring Car Championship make the NASCAR boys look like amateurs.

02-23-2015, 12:05 PM	#14890
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Is that that thing where they drive in circles for a few hours? Something like that. 43 drivers in 3,600lb cars with 800 horsepower engines, traveling at 200 miles an hour. The grip of the tires is many times higher than that of the car you drive on the highway, but at any given moment the slightest bump or even the air moving over a car next to you can send you spinning towards the wall. When it is time to stop for fresh tires and fuel slowing down from 200 to 55 takes skill and experience too. Get it wrong and you may just end your day. Yeah. Driving in circles. So easy any caveman could do it. Sure. Oh, and the winner takes home a really cool trophy. And $1,500,000.

02-23-2015, 12:10 PM	#14892
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by r0ckstarr This: Exciting GT2 finish at Laguna Seca - YouTube Been there. Very cool track. And Sears Point too, but it has been ruined by the accommodations for the NASCAR boys.

02-23-2015, 12:13 PM	#14893
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Racer X 69 They still do 1/4 mile. And down in Charlotte they do it 4 wide. NHRA 4-Wide Racing at zMAX Dragway! - YouTube My favorite is top fuel, which got lowered to 1000 feet in 2008 I think. Imagine how fast they would get up to if they still did 1320 feet. Ohh, I know why they did it, but it still isn't the same to me.

02-23-2015, 12:15 PM	#14894
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I don't think fish count. They would but they are far too easy to do. Stick a knife in their vent and slice upwards towards the gills along the bottom. Push all the guts out with your thumb, cut off the head and then scrape off the scales. When you get back to camp or home, prepare as you like and eat. Easy Squeezy No Pain No Stain

02-23-2015, 12:16 PM	#14895
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Something like that. 43 drivers in 3,600lb cars with 800 horsepower engines, traveling at 200 miles an hour. The grip of the tires is many times higher than that of the car you drive on the highway, but at any given moment the slightest bump or even the air moving over a car next to you can send you spinning towards the wall. When it is time to stop for fresh tires and fuel slowing down from 200 to 55 takes skill and experience too. Get it wrong and you may just end your day. Yeah. Driving in circles. So easy any caveman could do it. Sure. Oh, and the winner takes home a really cool trophy. And $1,500,000. Oh yeah, and you also get to kiss the pretty girl. Nice.