why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

CarlG · 02-25-2015, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Nope.
That's why I'll be assured of post #15,000. Just after we pass it I'll make a post, then delete enough of yours to roll the number back to 15,000 for mine.

But that will only be reply #14999 so you should wait a bit. Or perhaps it would be #15001. You should rather go for number 20000, it is coming closer all the time.

stevebrot · 02-25-2015, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by ZoeB

and even if i'm swedish.

Now, that is low...

Steve

Parallax · 02-25-2015, 12:16 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CarlG

But that will only be reply #14999 so you should wait a bit. Or perhaps it would be #15001. You should rather go for number 20000, it is coming closer all the time.

I can wait as long after as I want. Racer has plenty of posts I can delete.

CarlG · 02-25-2015, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

A few years back a guy in Roanoke, Virginia told me I was "Canadian" because of my "accent"

...

Wasn't there some posts on bacon a few pages back? He must have been thinking of that.

FantasticMrFox · 02-25-2015, 12:51 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

I can wait as long after as I want. Racer has plenty of posts I can delete.

Some people achieve posting fame through hard work, others need to delete posts. Go ahead, Edmund of Gloucester!

Jean Poitiers · 02-25-2015, 12:51 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

We needs cheese coneys from Skyline in here now.

Now that was a low blow. I have not had a cheese coney in YEARS ... sigh. French don't do dat.

VoiceOfReason · 02-25-2015, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Now that was a low blow. I have not had a cheese coney in YEARS ... sigh. French don't do dat.

Real cheese coneys

Jean Poitiers · 02-25-2015, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Real cheese coneys

Yep ... and that's really below the belt. Ouch.

VoiceOfReason · 02-25-2015, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Yep ... and that's really below the belt. Ouch.

I can't have 'em either because gluten

Jean Poitiers · 02-25-2015, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I can't have 'em either because gluten

Double ouch.

VoiceOfReason · 02-25-2015, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Double ouch.

Yeah. The closest I can have is a coney bowl, which is hot dogs swimming in chili and onions topped by cheese. If only they had gluten free buns that didn't taste like sand mixed with shredded cardboard and ground into a sponge. I also like their chili 5 way, which is spaghetti noodles topped with chili, beans, meat, onions, and cheese. Too bad gluten free pasta leaves much to be desired.

CarlG · 02-25-2015, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I can't have 'em either because gluten

Great! More for us.

VoiceOfReason · 02-25-2015, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by CarlG

Great! More for us.

That is evil

Jean Poitiers · 02-25-2015, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Yeah. The closest I can have is a coney bowl, which is hot dogs swimming in chili and onions topped by cheese. If only they had gluten free buns that didn't taste like sand mixed with shredded cardboard and ground into a sponge. I also like their chili 5 way, which is spaghetti noodles topped with chili, beans, meat, onions, and cheese. Too bad gluten free pasta leaves much to be desired.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop.

Cruel and usual punishment. Gawd, I miss these sometimes. Not nice.

VoiceOfReason · 02-25-2015, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Stop it. Stop it. Stop.

Cruel and usual punishment. Gawd, I miss these sometimes. Not nice.

But you're in France! You have... snails. Ahh, nevermind. You should import some chili and hot dogs.

02-25-2015, 12:51 PM - 1 Like	#14960
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Parallax I can wait as long after as I want. Racer has plenty of posts I can delete. Some people achieve posting fame through hard work, others need to delete posts. Go ahead, Edmund of Gloucester! Last edited by FantasticMrFox; 02-25-2015 at 01:25 PM.

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02-25-2015, 12:00 PM	#14956
CarlG Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 417	Originally posted by Parallax Nope. That's why I'll be assured of post #15,000. Just after we pass it I'll make a post, then delete enough of yours to roll the number back to 15,000 for mine. But that will only be reply #14999 so you should wait a bit. Or perhaps it would be #15001. You should rather go for number 20000, it is coming closer all the time.

02-25-2015, 12:14 PM	#14957
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by ZoeB and even if i'm swedish. Now, that is low... Steve

02-25-2015, 12:16 PM - 1 Like	#14958
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by CarlG But that will only be reply #14999 so you should wait a bit. Or perhaps it would be #15001. You should rather go for number 20000, it is coming closer all the time. I can wait as long after as I want. Racer has plenty of posts I can delete.

02-25-2015, 12:21 PM	#14959
CarlG Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 417	Originally posted by Racer X 69 A few years back a guy in Roanoke, Virginia told me I was "Canadian" because of my "accent" ... Wasn't there some posts on bacon a few pages back? He must have been thinking of that.

02-25-2015, 12:51 PM - 1 Like	#14961
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason We needs cheese coneys from Skyline in here now. Now that was a low blow. I have not had a cheese coney in YEARS ... sigh. French don't do dat.

02-25-2015, 01:04 PM	#14962
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Now that was a low blow. I have not had a cheese coney in YEARS ... sigh. French don't do dat. Real cheese coneys

02-25-2015, 01:05 PM	#14963
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Real cheese coneys Yep ... and that's really below the belt. Ouch.

02-25-2015, 01:12 PM	#14964
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Yep ... and that's really below the belt. Ouch. I can't have 'em either because gluten

02-25-2015, 01:12 PM	#14965
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I can't have 'em either because gluten Double ouch.

02-25-2015, 01:32 PM	#14966
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Double ouch. Yeah. The closest I can have is a coney bowl, which is hot dogs swimming in chili and onions topped by cheese. If only they had gluten free buns that didn't taste like sand mixed with shredded cardboard and ground into a sponge. I also like their chili 5 way, which is spaghetti noodles topped with chili, beans, meat, onions, and cheese. Too bad gluten free pasta leaves much to be desired.

02-25-2015, 01:33 PM	#14967
CarlG Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 417	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I can't have 'em either because gluten Great! More for us.

02-25-2015, 01:34 PM	#14968
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by CarlG Great! More for us. That is evil

02-25-2015, 01:48 PM	#14969
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Yeah. The closest I can have is a coney bowl, which is hot dogs swimming in chili and onions topped by cheese. If only they had gluten free buns that didn't taste like sand mixed with shredded cardboard and ground into a sponge. I also like their chili 5 way, which is spaghetti noodles topped with chili, beans, meat, onions, and cheese. Too bad gluten free pasta leaves much to be desired. Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Cruel and usual punishment. Gawd, I miss these sometimes. Not nice.

02-25-2015, 01:50 PM	#14970
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Stop it. Stop it. Stop. Cruel and usual punishment. Gawd, I miss these sometimes. Not nice. But you're in France! You have... snails. Ahh, nevermind. You should import some chili and hot dogs.