why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Joel B · 03-07-2015, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Velveeta is like bacon

Someone say Velveeta?

Rupert · 03-07-2015, 01:28 PM - **1 Like**

I had some guy in another thread try to tell me that Velveeta is not real cheese! Can you imagine that!

A can of Rotel spicy, some Velveeta and a microwave gives you a dip that attracts angels!

Regards!

**savoche** · 03-07-2015, 03:11 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I had some guy in another thread try to tell me that Velveeta is not real cheese! Can you imagine that!

A can of Rotel spicy, some Velveeta and a microwave gives you a dip that attracts angels!

Regards!

I think... I might actually think lutefisk isn't that bad after all...

normhead · 03-07-2015, 03:17 PM

Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese..

Rupert · 03-07-2015, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by normhead

Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese.

We're talking Velveeta cheese Norm, it's not your regular type cheese...it's a petroleum product made from recycled motor oil...but only from cars that change their oil every 3,000 miles, which is why it is so outstanding!

Regards!

Joel B · 03-07-2015, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Velveeta

The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!!

Rupert · 03-07-2015, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!!

You can even get it in slices you can snack on as you work at your desk...delicious!

It may not be real, but eat enough of them and you will see some real pounds at your waistline!

It even says cheese on the wrapper...you know they wouldn't lie to us...would they?

Attachment 261026

Regards!

Last edited by Rupert; 09-10-2015 at 08:00 AM.

**clackers** · 03-07-2015, 06:04 PM - **2 Likes**

So, to save on power bills, is it possible to read a newspaper by the yellow glow of that stuff?

normhead · 03-07-2015, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!!

What? No edible petroleum products involved?

robtcorl · 03-07-2015, 07:04 PM

My late pappy used to say:
apple pie without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
I can't remember if Velveeta would suffice or not.

Rupert · 03-07-2015, 09:37 PM

Can we have a moment of silence in reverence, then all say in unison...... "God Bless Velveeta!"

If you are a Velveeta atheist like Norm, you are excused and can go to the playground and play as we say our thanks!

Regards!

**clackers** · 03-07-2015, 11:04 PM

Australia's contribution to "Foods that begin with 'V' and are a borderline disgrace" is Vegemite: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364424/Barack-Obama-One-thing-Ameri...-horrible.html

Our thoughts are with the family of the Secret Sevice agent who had to sample it on behalf of President Obama.

ZoeB · 03-08-2015, 05:17 AM

Originally posted by normhead

Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese..

Having been born in Vermont, i take offense that you've forgotten about our worldshatteringly good cheddar.

Rupert · 03-08-2015, 06:48 AM

Crumbled up bacon bits in Velveeta dip, with some chopped jalapeno peppers is almost as good as a big Chicken Fried Steak......almost.

Clackers......You're a nice guy, just a word of warning on your post......you can be banned on any Forum in America just for posting about Vegemite. However, you could point out the medicinal value and get by......when a person has ingested a poison substance and is rushed to the ER, here they induce vomiting by Vegemite on a cracker.

Regards!

**clackers** · 03-08-2015, 06:53 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

However, you could point out the medicinal value and get by......when a person has ingested a poison substance and is rushed to the ER, here they induce vomiting by Vegemite on a cracker.

Regards!

It is also very useful in a pinch if you're short of axel grease, although not as edible.

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03-07-2015, 01:18 PM	#15211
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Rupert Velveeta is like bacon Someone say Velveeta?

03-07-2015, 01:28 PM - 1 Like	#15212
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	I had some guy in another thread try to tell me that Velveeta is not real cheese! Can you imagine that! A can of Rotel spicy, some Velveeta and a microwave gives you a dip that attracts angels! Regards!

03-07-2015, 03:11 PM	#15213
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert I had some guy in another thread try to tell me that Velveeta is not real cheese! Can you imagine that! A can of Rotel spicy, some Velveeta and a microwave gives you a dip that attracts angels! Regards! I think... I might actually think lutefisk isn't that bad after all...

03-07-2015, 03:17 PM	#15214
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese..

03-07-2015, 03:34 PM	#15215
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by normhead Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese. We're talking Velveeta cheese Norm, it's not your regular type cheese...it's a petroleum product made from recycled motor oil...but only from cars that change their oil every 3,000 miles, which is why it is so outstanding! Regards!

03-07-2015, 03:41 PM	#15216
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Rupert Velveeta The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!!

03-07-2015, 03:59 PM	#15217
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Joel B The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!! You can even get it in slices you can snack on as you work at your desk...delicious! It may not be real, but eat enough of them and you will see some real pounds at your waistline! It even says cheese on the wrapper...you know they wouldn't lie to us...would they? Attachment 261026 Regards! Last edited by Rupert; 09-10-2015 at 08:00 AM.

03-07-2015, 06:04 PM - 2 Likes	#15218
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	So, to save on power bills, is it possible to read a newspaper by the yellow glow of that stuff?

03-07-2015, 06:14 PM	#15219
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Joel B The best darned pasteurized processed cheese like product made by man!! What? No edible petroleum products involved?

03-07-2015, 07:04 PM	#15220
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	My late pappy used to say: apple pie without some cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze. I can't remember if Velveeta would suffice or not.

03-07-2015, 09:37 PM	#15221
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Can we have a moment of silence in reverence, then all say in unison...... "God Bless Velveeta!" If you are a Velveeta atheist like Norm, you are excused and can go to the playground and play as we say our thanks! Regards!

03-07-2015, 11:04 PM	#15222
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Australia's contribution to "Foods that begin with 'V' and are a borderline disgrace" is Vegemite: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1364424/Barack-Obama-One-thing-Ameri...-horrible.html Our thoughts are with the family of the Secret Sevice agent who had to sample it on behalf of President Obama.

03-08-2015, 05:17 AM	#15223
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by normhead Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese.. Having been born in Vermont, i take offense that you've forgotten about our worldshatteringly good cheddar.

03-08-2015, 06:48 AM	#15224
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Crumbled up bacon bits in Velveeta dip, with some chopped jalapeno peppers is almost as good as a big Chicken Fried Steak......almost. Clackers......You're a nice guy, just a word of warning on your post......you can be banned on any Forum in America just for posting about Vegemite. However, you could point out the medicinal value and get by......when a person has ingested a poison substance and is rushed to the ER, here they induce vomiting by Vegemite on a cracker. Regards!

03-08-2015, 06:53 AM	#15225
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by Rupert However, you could point out the medicinal value and get by......when a person has ingested a poison substance and is rushed to the ER, here they induce vomiting by Vegemite on a cracker. Regards! It is also very useful in a pinch if you're short of axel grease, although not as edible.