why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Joel B · 03-09-2015, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

How could that possibly compete with beer?!?!?!

One word: Budweiser!

Originally posted by ChristianRock

no conversation about food that we don't know exactly what it is, can be complete without Spam!

Spam!!

I've talked to WWII vets who still cringe at the thought! Love the stuff!! Like ham without the effort!

robtcorl · 03-09-2015, 07:18 AM

It's hard to beat a grilled bacon Spam and cheese sandwich. (Velveeta "cheese" works best)

Or a Spam and pineapple pizza with provel cheese! (provel cheese? Google it)
edit to add: I called this a "Ghetto Spamwaiian pizza"

Joel B · 03-09-2015, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

"Ghetto Spamwaiian pizza"

Ooooh that looks good!

normhead · 03-09-2015, 07:34 AM

Please I'm eating, take it easy, the first three picture made me gag.

Have a little respect for those with a little more cultured pallets. I mean, it's not like I eat snails or something... I'm not claiming any sophistication here...

**csa** · 03-09-2015, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

"Ghetto Spamwaiian pizza"

That really looks good!!! I'm a Spam fan, love frying it for sandwiches, or diced in scrambled eggs! What is the Ghetto sauce; that I've not heard of?

**csa** · 03-09-2015, 07:48 AM - **1 Like**

Hey, I just passed my 1,000th post here!

Rupert · 03-09-2015, 07:57 AM

Norm is out of the room for a little while.....seems he got all choked up over those shots?

robtcorl..You should have your own Food Show or at least a Food Forum here at PF! It is strikingly clear that you are a man that understands fine dining, as evidenced in those excellent photos of what fine dining is all about!

You can add some beer and bacon to that Spam and Velveeta and create the perfect Manly Meal!

Just like the perfect Country song! I can visualize eating that fine cuisine while listening.......

You Tube

Regards!

robtcorl · 03-09-2015, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by normhead

Have a little respect for those with a little more cultured pallets.

Upsetting a cultured pallet made my day!
Here's a fat ribeye for you to cleanse with.

Originally posted by csa

What is the Ghetto sauce

It's a local to St Louis item, and it has a kick!
Gourmet BBQ Sauce | All Purpose Sauce | St Louis MO

edit to add, Thanks for the support Rupert!
I will back off posting my food shots though, don't want to hijack such an otherwise informative thread.

ChristianRock · 03-09-2015, 08:06 AM

Norm is probably out hunting for some cans of Spam to eat with his Velveeta - but doesn't want to admit it.

I have to say that it's got me jonesing. Seriously jonesing.

normhead · 03-09-2015, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Upsetting a cultured pallet made my day!
Here's a fat ribeye for you to cleanse with.

It's a local to St Louis item, and it has a kick!
Gourmet BBQ Sauce | All Purpose Sauce | St Louis MO

edit to add, Thanks for the support Rupert!
I will back off posting my food shots though, don't want to hijack such an otherwise informative thread.

Ya, I know, we all have learned so much here.....

Thanks for the steak image, my stomach feels much better.

Quote:

Norm is probably out hunting for some cans of Spam to eat with his Velveeta - but doesn't want to admit it.

What's the salt content of that stuff? Somebody read me the nutrition break down on the can.

Can you grind it up and put it in a salt shaker? A spam shaker, what a concept.

Quote:

Norm is out of the room for a little while.....seems he got all choked up over those shots?

Maybe... but don't count on it.

Or maybe praying to the white throne.

ChristianRock · 03-09-2015, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by normhead

What's the salt content of that stuff? Somebody read me the nutrition break down on the can.

What the eyes don't see the heart doesn't feel...

Also, this food talk made me go and make me some toast with some turkey meat (it says it's made with real turkey so it's gotta have at least 0.1% real turkey in there), and American cheese (which is as smooth as Velvetta, or so I've heard...)

Ironically, the time it took me to take the pic, put it in my computer, do some quick editing (levels, fix WB), put it on flickr and post it here, was the time it took me to eat it all. So no, none of you can have any.

Rupert · 03-09-2015, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by ChristianRock

and American cheese (which is as smooth as Velvetta, or so I've heard...)

That's just not true! Only Velveeta is produced in a Petro-Chemical plant and refined for smoothness....everyone knows that!

Regards!

Even Norm would love this meal...it was superb!

Hash browns covered with minced Spam and coated with creamy Velveeta. Veggies drenched in Velveeta (you can eat the Velveeta and trash the veggies!

) and a country biscuit made with real buttermilk!

Some of us know how to eat!

....well, except for the disgusting veggies!

Regards!

r0ckstarr · 03-09-2015, 08:49 AM

Dang this thread! Now i'm going out into the rain to make a meat salad.

normhead · 03-09-2015, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Even Norm would love this meal...it was superb!

Now that made me hungry... its got all the food groups, what's not to like?
Anything with Broccoli in it isn't all bad.

**savoche** · 03-09-2015, 09:01 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Joel B

One word: Budweiser!

He said "beer", Joel, "beer".

Budweiser is to beer what Velveeta is to cheese.

Well, unless we are talking about the real Budweiser, of course.

03-09-2015, 07:18 AM	#15257
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	It's hard to beat a grilled bacon Spam and cheese sandwich. (Velveeta "cheese" works best) Or a Spam and pineapple pizza with provel cheese! (provel cheese? Google it) edit to add: I called this a "Ghetto Spamwaiian pizza" Last edited by robtcorl; 03-09-2015 at 07:26 AM.

03-09-2015, 07:58 AM	#15263
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by normhead Have a little respect for those with a little more cultured pallets. Upsetting a cultured pallet made my day! Here's a fat ribeye for you to cleanse with. Originally posted by csa What is the Ghetto sauce It's a local to St Louis item, and it has a kick! Gourmet BBQ Sauce \| All Purpose Sauce \| St Louis MO edit to add, Thanks for the support Rupert! I will back off posting my food shots though, don't want to hijack such an otherwise informative thread. Last edited by robtcorl; 03-09-2015 at 08:09 AM.

03-09-2015, 08:42 AM	#15267
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by ChristianRock and American cheese (which is as smooth as Velvetta, or so I've heard...) That's just not true! Only Velveeta is produced in a Petro-Chemical plant and refined for smoothness....everyone knows that! Regards! Even Norm would love this meal...it was superb! Hash browns covered with minced Spam and coated with creamy Velveeta. Veggies drenched in Velveeta (you can eat the Velveeta and trash the veggies!) and a country biscuit made with real buttermilk! Some of us know how to eat! ....well, except for the disgusting veggies! Regards! Last edited by Rupert; 03-09-2015 at 08:48 AM.

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Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox How could that possibly compete with beer?!?!?! One word: Budweiser! Originally posted by ChristianRock no conversation about food that we don't know exactly what it is, can be complete without Spam! Spam!! I've talked to WWII vets who still cringe at the thought! Love the stuff!! Like ham without the effort!

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Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by robtcorl "Ghetto Spamwaiian pizza" Ooooh that looks good!

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normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Please I'm eating, take it easy, the first three picture made me gag. Have a little respect for those with a little more cultured pallets. I mean, it's not like I eat snails or something... I'm not claiming any sophistication here...

03-09-2015, 07:47 AM	#15260
csa Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Montana mountains Posts: 10,133	Originally posted by robtcorl "Ghetto Spamwaiian pizza" That really looks good!!! I'm a Spam fan, love frying it for sandwiches, or diced in scrambled eggs! What is the Ghetto sauce; that I've not heard of?

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csa Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Montana mountains Posts: 10,133	Hey, I just passed my 1,000th post here!

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ChristianRock Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: People's Republic of America Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,912	Norm is probably out hunting for some cans of Spam to eat with his Velveeta - but doesn't want to admit it. I have to say that it's got me jonesing. Seriously jonesing.

03-09-2015, 08:21 AM	#15265
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by robtcorl Upsetting a cultured pallet made my day! Here's a fat ribeye for you to cleanse with. It's a local to St Louis item, and it has a kick! Gourmet BBQ Sauce \| All Purpose Sauce \| St Louis MO edit to add, Thanks for the support Rupert! I will back off posting my food shots though, don't want to hijack such an otherwise informative thread. Ya, I know, we all have learned so much here..... Thanks for the steak image, my stomach feels much better. Quote: Norm is probably out hunting for some cans of Spam to eat with his Velveeta - but doesn't want to admit it. What's the salt content of that stuff? Somebody read me the nutrition break down on the can. Can you grind it up and put it in a salt shaker? A spam shaker, what a concept. Quote: Norm is out of the room for a little while.....seems he got all choked up over those shots? Maybe... but don't count on it. Or maybe praying to the white throne.

03-09-2015, 08:28 AM	#15266
ChristianRock Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: People's Republic of America Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,912	Originally posted by normhead What's the salt content of that stuff? Somebody read me the nutrition break down on the can. What the eyes don't see the heart doesn't feel... Also, this food talk made me go and make me some toast with some turkey meat (it says it's made with real turkey so it's gotta have at least 0.1% real turkey in there), and American cheese (which is as smooth as Velvetta, or so I've heard...) Ironically, the time it took me to take the pic, put it in my computer, do some quick editing (levels, fix WB), put it on flickr and post it here, was the time it took me to eat it all. So no, none of you can have any.

03-09-2015, 08:49 AM	#15268
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Dang this thread! Now i'm going out into the rain to make a meat salad.

03-09-2015, 08:52 AM	#15269
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Quote: Even Norm would love this meal...it was superb! Now that made me hungry... its got all the food groups, what's not to like? Anything with Broccoli in it isn't all bad.

03-09-2015, 09:01 AM - 1 Like	#15270
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Joel B One word: Budweiser! He said "beer", Joel, "beer". Budweiser is to beer what Velveeta is to cheese. Well, unless we are talking about the real Budweiser, of course.