why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**jac** · 03-09-2015, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by savoche

There's one more thing to steer clear of, isn't there?

And always, always respect the opinion of your friendly neighbourhood moderator.

r0ckstarr · 03-09-2015, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by jac

And always, always respect the opinion of your friendly neighbourhood moderator.

You're green. Is that you? I thought it was Paarthurnax.

Joel B · 03-09-2015, 05:01 PM

Modulator?!?

Run for your lives!!

FantasticMrFox · 03-09-2015, 05:33 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Modulator?!?

Run for your lives!!

If you're already gasping at the thought of a modulator, spend a bit more time thinking about the actual role of a moderator - its job is to slow fast neutrons down to enable a sustained nuclear fission reaction. A moderator slows those around him down a bit in order to achieve meaningful, productive results. Who would've thought there is a link between nuclear physics and internet etiquette?

**jac** · 03-09-2015, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Who would've thought there is a link between nuclear physics and internet etiquette?

Who would have thought there was link between nuclear physics and this thread?

normhead · 03-09-2015, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

If you're already gasping at the thought of a modulator, spend a bit more time thinking about the actual role of a moderator - its job is to slow fast neutrons down to enable a sustained nuclear fission reaction. A moderator slows those around him down a bit in order to achieve meaningful, productive results. Who would've thought there is a link between nuclear physics and internet etiquette?

Or in the case of this thread, he slows it down to make sure the results produced are chaotic. We despise being productive.

Rupert · 03-09-2015, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

A moderator slows those around him down a bit in order to achieve meaningful, productive results.

Meaningful productive results??

Well, he sure as hell has failed in this thread!

Regards!

**Ex Finn.** · 03-09-2015, 07:00 PM

Lets all repeat "rotaredoM" 3 times... see if we can summon one...

RoxnDox · 03-09-2015, 09:56 PM

Originally posted by jac

Who would have thought there was link between nuclear physics and this thread?

Just need our favorite quasi-medieval Viking sword-maiden physics student Pentaxian to show up. Perhaps chaos truly is the Great Attractor

Jim

Joel B · 03-10-2015, 03:38 AM

Originally posted by RoxnDox

Perhaps chaos truly is the Great Attractor

My wife is attracted to order! How she got stuck with me instead I have no idea!

Spam for supper! Nutella for breakfast! Life is good!

ZoeB · 03-10-2015, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by RoxnDox

Just need our favorite quasi-medieval Viking sword-maiden physics student Pentaxian to show up. Perhaps chaos truly is the Great Attractor

Jim

Summoned! What did i miss?

---------- Post added 03-10-2015 at 01:34 PM ----------

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

Cow, Pig, Chicken, Scotch.

Wait, coffee isn't a food group!?

And what about beer? Or peanut butter? Or cheese?

**savoche** · 03-10-2015, 06:08 AM

Originally posted by ZoeB

Wait, coffee isn't a food group!?

And what about beer? Or peanut butter? Or cheese?

Of course they are! Don't be silly.

Rupert · 03-10-2015, 06:45 AM

Once again....I reluctantly interrupt this thread on behalf of Otis to request your vote for his Pentax T-Shirt.......sorry for the brief interruption.

It is a pretty spiffy design, and it fits well too!
https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/16-pentax-news-rumors/289459-2015-pentax-...ontest-14.html

I can't do it....but someone might want to mention that squirrels are in that basic food group!

Regards!

robtcorl · 03-10-2015, 07:31 AM

Seems this thread has wandered away from Velveeta, which was my main reason for posting here.
My cheesy little secret is that I plan an e-cookbook on cooking with the yellow stuff, including some recipes for the bbq grill.
I was hoping for more serious input, and no one even included V in their food group.

Walking Dead Nachos will be in the book.
Pour melted Queso Blanco style, or regular old Velveeta, into a bag of Doritos, top with chopped tomatoes and/or whatever else suits your fancy.

Gummy and yummy in the tummy!

---------- Post added 03-10-15 at 09:35 AM ----------

Rupert,
I'll try to work up a Velveeta and smoked squirrel recipe too!

**savoche** · 03-10-2015, 07:47 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

I can't do it....but someone might want to mention that squirrels are in that basic food group!

Well... Don't let Otis know, but somebody already did.

Martin Picard's Sugar Shack Au Pied de Cochon:

Controversial Montreal chef Martin Picard?s new book includes recipes for ?Squirrel Sushi? and ?Confederation Beaver? | National Post

Yeah, he's a fellow countryman of Norm and Jac

03-09-2015, 07:00 PM	#15293
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Lets all repeat "rotaredoM" 3 times... see if we can summon one... Last edited by Ex Finn.; 03-09-2015 at 07:45 PM.

03-10-2015, 05:16 AM	#15296
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by RoxnDox Just need our favorite quasi-medieval Viking sword-maiden physics student Pentaxian to show up. Perhaps chaos truly is the Great Attractor Jim Summoned! What did i miss? ---------- Post added 03-10-2015 at 01:34 PM ---------- Originally posted by r0ckstarr Cow, Pig, Chicken, Scotch. Wait, coffee isn't a food group!? And what about beer? Or peanut butter? Or cheese? Last edited by ZoeB; 03-10-2015 at 05:34 AM.

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jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by savoche There's one more thing to steer clear of, isn't there? And always, always respect the opinion of your friendly neighbourhood moderator.

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r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by jac And always, always respect the opinion of your friendly neighbourhood moderator. You're green. Is that you? I thought it was Paarthurnax.

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Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Modulator?!? Run for your lives!!

03-09-2015, 05:33 PM	#15289
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Joel B Modulator?!? Run for your lives!! If you're already gasping at the thought of a modulator, spend a bit more time thinking about the actual role of a moderator - its job is to slow fast neutrons down to enable a sustained nuclear fission reaction. A moderator slows those around him down a bit in order to achieve meaningful, productive results. Who would've thought there is a link between nuclear physics and internet etiquette?

03-09-2015, 06:23 PM	#15290
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Who would've thought there is a link between nuclear physics and internet etiquette? Who would have thought there was link between nuclear physics and this thread?

03-09-2015, 06:48 PM	#15291
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox If you're already gasping at the thought of a modulator, spend a bit more time thinking about the actual role of a moderator - its job is to slow fast neutrons down to enable a sustained nuclear fission reaction. A moderator slows those around him down a bit in order to achieve meaningful, productive results. Who would've thought there is a link between nuclear physics and internet etiquette? Or in the case of this thread, he slows it down to make sure the results produced are chaotic. We despise being productive.

03-09-2015, 06:49 PM	#15292
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox A moderator slows those around him down a bit in order to achieve meaningful, productive results. Meaningful productive results?? Well, he sure as hell has failed in this thread! Regards!

03-09-2015, 09:56 PM	#15294
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by jac Who would have thought there was link between nuclear physics and this thread? Just need our favorite quasi-medieval Viking sword-maiden physics student Pentaxian to show up. Perhaps chaos truly is the Great Attractor Jim

03-10-2015, 03:38 AM	#15295
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by RoxnDox Perhaps chaos truly is the Great Attractor My wife is attracted to order! How she got stuck with me instead I have no idea! Spam for supper! Nutella for breakfast! Life is good!

03-10-2015, 06:08 AM	#15297
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by ZoeB Wait, coffee isn't a food group!? And what about beer? Or peanut butter? Or cheese? Of course they are! Don't be silly.

03-10-2015, 06:45 AM	#15298
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Once again....I reluctantly interrupt this thread on behalf of Otis to request your vote for his Pentax T-Shirt.......sorry for the brief interruption. It is a pretty spiffy design, and it fits well too! https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/16-pentax-news-rumors/289459-2015-pentax-...ontest-14.html I can't do it....but someone might want to mention that squirrels are in that basic food group! Regards!

03-10-2015, 07:31 AM	#15299
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Seems this thread has wandered away from Velveeta, which was my main reason for posting here. My cheesy little secret is that I plan an e-cookbook on cooking with the yellow stuff, including some recipes for the bbq grill. I was hoping for more serious input, and no one even included V in their food group. Walking Dead Nachos will be in the book. Pour melted Queso Blanco style, or regular old Velveeta, into a bag of Doritos, top with chopped tomatoes and/or whatever else suits your fancy. Gummy and yummy in the tummy! ---------- Post added 03-10-15 at 09:35 AM ---------- Rupert, I'll try to work up a Velveeta and smoked squirrel recipe too!

03-10-2015, 07:47 AM - 1 Like	#15300
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert I can't do it....but someone might want to mention that squirrels are in that basic food group! Well... Don't let Otis know, but somebody already did. Martin Picard's Sugar Shack Au Pied de Cochon: Controversial Montreal chef Martin Picard?s new book includes recipes for ?Squirrel Sushi? and ?Confederation Beaver? \| National Post Yeah, he's a fellow countryman of Norm and Jac