why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

VoiceOfReason · 03-10-2015, 06:02 PM

How did I miss this?

normhead · 03-10-2015, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

How did I miss this?

Do you want us to offer a few guesses?

**Ex Finn.** · 03-10-2015, 06:14 PM

Business as usual...

Rupert · 03-10-2015, 06:32 PM

Spiders and snakes...I should be so lucky! I live in the damn Woods of Otis, which is squirrel infested like no other place on earth. Snakes and spiders don't eat the trim on your house, your car wiring, your phone and internet lines and constantly blow out transformers that bring power to your home. I'd move, but I have been warned they will follow me.

Regards!

RoxnDox · 03-10-2015, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

How did I miss this?

Too much beer? Not enough beer?

robtcorl · 03-10-2015, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Back to Velveeta
All hail Velveeta!

Amen!
Here's the cover photo for my upcoming e-cookbook "Smile and say Velveeta!"

VoiceOfReason · 03-10-2015, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by normhead

Do you want us to offer a few guesses?

Go for it!

Originally posted by RoxnDox

Too much beer? Not enough beer?

Can't have beer due to the gluten, but a margarita or two OTOH. Of course the last time I had 4 or 5 very strong ones I rode a mechanical bull at a bar.

So, can I admit I own a K3 now? Or is Tokyo still doomed? Is bacon doomed? Is lutefisk doomed?

Joel B · 03-10-2015, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

So, can I admit I own a K3 now? Or is Tokyo still doomed? Is bacon doomed? Is lutefisk doomed?

So far the only thing dead is the beloved thread!

Hey! I'm a poet, and didn't even know it!

Hail Velveeta!

Parallax · 03-10-2015, 07:49 PM

VoiceOfReason · 03-10-2015, 07:56 PM

I also have a K5, K-01, K50 stormtrooper kit (I may list it in the marketplace for 400 since it is brand new), Q10, SF-1, and Spotmatic SP1000 in addition to my K3. I have loads of bodies all around me.

**rod_grant** · 03-10-2015, 08:19 PM

Welcome Jim.

RoxnDox · 03-10-2015, 08:52 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by rod_grant

Welcome Jim.

Hide the Velveeta!

magkelly · 03-10-2015, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by normhead

Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese..

There are some people I know from Tillamook that might disagree with you on that one. :P

ZoeB · 03-10-2015, 11:04 PM

Aaand the gang's all here!

I'm pretty sure bacon, and certainly lutefisk already are dead.

magkelly · 03-10-2015, 11:09 PM - **1 Like**

I was so pissed when I came here the other day and that thread was closed. I've gotten so used to it, it's such a part of my day, the laughs in it that it honestly upset me a lot when it was closed. I was like "AW CRAP!" and I had to go off and have a bit of a snit fest...

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normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason How did I miss this? Do you want us to offer a few guesses?

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Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Business as usual...

03-10-2015, 06:32 PM	#15334
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Spiders and snakes...I should be so lucky! I live in the damn Woods of Otis, which is squirrel infested like no other place on earth. Snakes and spiders don't eat the trim on your house, your car wiring, your phone and internet lines and constantly blow out transformers that bring power to your home. I'd move, but I have been warned they will follow me. Regards!

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RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason How did I miss this? Too much beer? Not enough beer?

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Back to Velveeta All hail Velveeta! Amen! Here's the cover photo for my upcoming e-cookbook "Smile and say Velveeta!"

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VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by normhead Do you want us to offer a few guesses? Go for it! Originally posted by RoxnDox Too much beer? Not enough beer? Can't have beer due to the gluten, but a margarita or two OTOH. Of course the last time I had 4 or 5 very strong ones I rode a mechanical bull at a bar. So, can I admit I own a K3 now? Or is Tokyo still doomed? Is bacon doomed? Is lutefisk doomed?

03-10-2015, 07:34 PM	#15338
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason So, can I admit I own a K3 now? Or is Tokyo still doomed? Is bacon doomed? Is lutefisk doomed? So far the only thing dead is the beloved thread! Hey! I'm a poet, and didn't even know it! Hail Velveeta!

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03-10-2015, 07:56 PM	#15340
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	I also have a K5, K-01, K50 stormtrooper kit (I may list it in the marketplace for 400 since it is brand new), Q10, SF-1, and Spotmatic SP1000 in addition to my K3. I have loads of bodies all around me.

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RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by rod_grant Welcome Jim. Hide the Velveeta!

03-10-2015, 10:47 PM	#15343
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	Originally posted by normhead Nothing is more discouraging than Americans from anywhere but Minnesota talking about cheese.. There are some people I know from Tillamook that might disagree with you on that one. :P

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ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Aaand the gang's all here! I'm pretty sure bacon, and certainly lutefisk already are dead.

03-10-2015, 11:09 PM - 1 Like	#15345
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	I was so pissed when I came here the other day and that thread was closed. I've gotten so used to it, it's such a part of my day, the laughs in it that it honestly upset me a lot when it was closed. I was like "AW CRAP!" and I had to go off and have a bit of a snit fest...