why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 03-12-2015, 05:54 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Yes, but only if ingested AFTER you take them.

So you're saying tequila lenses don't work the same way as do beer goggles? That is, ingest BEFORE you, umm, "take them"?

Rupert · 03-12-2015, 05:54 AM

Should anyone have a "Beer Problem" (Is that even possible?

) here is the cure! I bought a case of these at .29 cents a can, and I felt ripped off after the first sip. Even Velveeta flavoring would not save this wretched stuff! At least they named it honestly "Big Flat".

Even Otis and his Army of Squirrels dumped theirs on the ground and said they could pee in the cans and do better.

Regards!

TinaS · 03-12-2015, 06:24 AM

Originally posted by savoche

So you're saying tequila lenses don't work the same way as do beer goggles? That is, ingest BEFORE you, umm, "take them"?

I would say they could make for interesting composition and angles, anyway.

r0ckstarr · 03-12-2015, 07:05 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

Why don't they make beer with caffeine in it?

Seagrams Lime Twisted Gin + Diet Mountain Dew. It's an excellent combo and has both alcohol and caffeine. About 3 shot glasses of gin per 1 can of Diet Mountain Dew. Adjust ratio to taste after that. Diet Dew has 54mg of caffeine per can. This is what I drink when I don't drink beer.

---------- Post added 03-12-15 at 07:08 AM ----------

Originally posted by Rupert

Should anyone have a "Beer Problem" (Is that even possible?

) here is the cure! I bought a case of these at .29 cents a can, and I felt ripped off after the first sip. Even Velveeta flavoring would not save this wretched stuff! At least they named it honestly "Big Flat".

Even Otis and his Army of Squirrels dumped theirs on the ground and said they could pee in the cans and do better.

Regards!

Eeewwwww! Walgreens beer! That stuff is almost as bad as the remake of the Gilleys beer. Now, go get a case of Lone Star to make up for it.

FantasticMrFox · 03-12-2015, 07:14 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

X

Originally posted by Rupert

Even Otis and his Army of Squirrels dumped theirs on the ground and said they could pee in the cans and do better

Am I weird for wanting someone to publish a Calvin and Hobbes style Rupert and Otis comic strip?

Rupert · 03-12-2015, 07:23 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Am I weird for wanting someone to publish a Calvin and Hobbes style Rupert and Otis comic strip?

Short answer.Yes!

Anyhow, after I posted this earlier this morning, Otis has activated his Army of Squirrels and put a bounty on my head.

https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/16-pentax-news-rumors/289459-2015-pentax-...ml#post3188056

Regards!

r0ckstarr · 03-12-2015, 07:37 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Am I weird for wanting someone to publish a Calvin and Hobbes style Rupert and Otis comic strip?

No. But, I am also curious to hear stories from Otis's point of view about Rupert.

normhead · 03-12-2015, 08:13 AM - **1 Like**

I'd actually be interested in Rupert's wife's point of view about Rupert.... we have to get the goods on him some how.

**monochrome** · 03-12-2015, 08:37 AM

It's a shame, but after that Spiced Ham exchange I have to boriscleto™ this entire thread.

Parallax · 03-12-2015, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by savoche

So you're saying tequila lenses don't work the same way as do beer goggles? That is, ingest BEFORE you, umm, "take them"?

Exactly!

Rupert · 03-12-2015, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

No. But, I am also curious to hear stories from Otis's point of view about Rupert.

Originally posted by normhead

I'd actually be interested in Rupert's wife's point of view about Rupert.... we have to get the goods on him some how.

We don't want either one! Both Mrs Rupert and Otis are hostile witnesses and could not be believed.

Some idea of how squirrels think...I just picked up the latest edition....some ugly stuff in there!

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If they ever succeed, we are all in big trouble.

Regards!

TinaS · 03-12-2015, 08:48 AM

Otis might be an innocent victim in all this. Maybe we should hear his side of things.

FantasticMrFox · 03-12-2015, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by TinaS

Otis might be an innocent victim in all this. Maybe we should hear his side of things.

... said the cat. You're clearly on the animal side of things.

r0ckstarr · 03-12-2015, 08:51 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

... said the cat. You're clearly on the animal side of things.

Says the Fox.

TinaS · 03-12-2015, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

... said the cat. You're clearly on the animal side of things.

Lol. Gotta play devil's (or squirrel's) advocate here. And I have been accused of being cat-like.

03-12-2015, 05:54 AM	#15377
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Should anyone have a "Beer Problem" (Is that even possible?) here is the cure! I bought a case of these at .29 cents a can, and I felt ripped off after the first sip. Even Velveeta flavoring would not save this wretched stuff! At least they named it honestly "Big Flat". Even Otis and his Army of Squirrels dumped theirs on the ground and said they could pee in the cans and do better. Regards!

03-12-2015, 07:05 AM	#15379
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by Joel B Why don't they make beer with caffeine in it? Seagrams Lime Twisted Gin + Diet Mountain Dew. It's an excellent combo and has both alcohol and caffeine. About 3 shot glasses of gin per 1 can of Diet Mountain Dew. Adjust ratio to taste after that. Diet Dew has 54mg of caffeine per can. This is what I drink when I don't drink beer. ---------- Post added 03-12-15 at 07:08 AM ---------- Originally posted by Rupert Should anyone have a "Beer Problem" (Is that even possible?) here is the cure! I bought a case of these at .29 cents a can, and I felt ripped off after the first sip. Even Velveeta flavoring would not save this wretched stuff! At least they named it honestly "Big Flat". Even Otis and his Army of Squirrels dumped theirs on the ground and said they could pee in the cans and do better. Regards! Eeewwwww! Walgreens beer! That stuff is almost as bad as the remake of the Gilleys beer. Now, go get a case of Lone Star to make up for it.

03-12-2015, 08:45 AM	#15386
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by r0ckstarr No. But, I am also curious to hear stories from Otis's point of view about Rupert. Originally posted by normhead I'd actually be interested in Rupert's wife's point of view about Rupert.... we have to get the goods on him some how. We don't want either one! Both Mrs Rupert and Otis are hostile witnesses and could not be believed. Some idea of how squirrels think...I just picked up the latest edition....some ugly stuff in there! If they ever succeed, we are all in big trouble. Regards!

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03-12-2015, 05:54 AM	#15376
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Parallax Yes, but only if ingested AFTER you take them. So you're saying tequila lenses don't work the same way as do beer goggles? That is, ingest BEFORE you, umm, "take them"?

03-12-2015, 06:24 AM	#15378
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Originally posted by savoche So you're saying tequila lenses don't work the same way as do beer goggles? That is, ingest BEFORE you, umm, "take them"? I would say they could make for interesting composition and angles, anyway.

03-12-2015, 07:14 AM	#15380
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by robtcorl X Originally posted by Rupert Even Otis and his Army of Squirrels dumped theirs on the ground and said they could pee in the cans and do better Am I weird for wanting someone to publish a Calvin and Hobbes style Rupert and Otis comic strip?

03-12-2015, 07:23 AM	#15381
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Am I weird for wanting someone to publish a Calvin and Hobbes style Rupert and Otis comic strip? Short answer.Yes! Anyhow, after I posted this earlier this morning, Otis has activated his Army of Squirrels and put a bounty on my head. https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/16-pentax-news-rumors/289459-2015-pentax-...ml#post3188056 Regards!

03-12-2015, 07:37 AM	#15382
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Am I weird for wanting someone to publish a Calvin and Hobbes style Rupert and Otis comic strip? No. But, I am also curious to hear stories from Otis's point of view about Rupert.

03-12-2015, 08:13 AM - 1 Like	#15383
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	I'd actually be interested in Rupert's wife's point of view about Rupert.... we have to get the goods on him some how.

03-12-2015, 08:37 AM	#15384
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	It's a shame, but after that Spiced Ham exchange I have to boriscleto™ this entire thread.

03-12-2015, 08:41 AM	#15385
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by savoche So you're saying tequila lenses don't work the same way as do beer goggles? That is, ingest BEFORE you, umm, "take them"? Exactly!

03-12-2015, 08:48 AM	#15387
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Otis might be an innocent victim in all this. Maybe we should hear his side of things.

03-12-2015, 08:49 AM	#15388
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by TinaS Otis might be an innocent victim in all this. Maybe we should hear his side of things. ... said the cat. You're clearly on the animal side of things.

03-12-2015, 08:51 AM - 1 Like	#15389
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox ... said the cat. You're clearly on the animal side of things. Says the Fox.

03-12-2015, 08:53 AM	#15390
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox ... said the cat. You're clearly on the animal side of things. Lol. Gotta play devil's (or squirrel's) advocate here. And I have been accused of being cat-like.