why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**csa** · 03-14-2015, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by jac

Sufficient wine from that nice goblet in the back and your cheese palate would be satisfied Casu marzu. (A sheep cheese popular on the Italian island of Sardinia. The name means "rotten cheese" or, as it is known colloquially, "maggot cheese," since it is literally riddled with live insect larvae.)

Well, there went my appetite!

**csa** · 03-14-2015, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

The cheese filled ones are great.

Oh yes indeed, they are!

r0ckstarr · 03-14-2015, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Nope...you guys are off base! Here is the Ultimate Noontime meal!

That's hurricane food. Stock up on it in January, and hope you aren't forced to eat it in September.

Parallax · 03-14-2015, 11:27 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

You can tell by the sheen on the Velveeta that it is the genuine stuff!

Are you sure you didn't forget to take the plastic wrapper off?

magkelly · 03-14-2015, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Nope...you guys are off base! Here is the Ultimate Noontime meal! Quick and easy, and a delight to the taste!

Makes your mouth water, doesn't it!

You can tell by the sheen on the Velveeta that it is the genuine stuff!

The ingredients in the Potted Meat are secret, but if you have a strong enough magnifier, you can find them hidden on the back of the can!

*Mechanically separated chicken (We all love chicken!

)
*Partially defatted pork fat tissue (Glad they left some of the fat from the fat!

)
*Mustard, Vinegar, Garlic powder (Spices are good!)
*Sodium Nitrite (?must be some sort of vitamin?)
*Parts of unknown parts ( They keep some parts a secret!

)

Best of all is the nutrition! You get 12 g of protein out of that tiny can! Amazing, isn't it!

Along with 15g of fat, 950mg of salt, zero trans fat,...and best of all...Zero carbs!

This stuff is healthier than a fruit salad and dirt cheap! I got 3 cans for a $$ last week...I may start living off this delicious stuff if I can keep the Velveeta well stocked!

Try it, you won't be sorry....I guarantee!

Regards!

I have tried it. Never again, shudder. I don't mind Underwood's Deviled Ham but that stuff is an abomination. That and some of those little Viennese sausages I was given that stuff by my Mom as a kid to eat when the larder went bare. After trying one can each I went hungry, starved nearly all day and secretly fed it to the cat. I was hungry, but not THAT hungry.

The cat ate it, but grudgingly as I recall.

Joel B · 03-14-2015, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Potted Meat!

Yummy!

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Who would buy processed cheese spread if you could have this

Me!

Originally posted by Rupert

Try it, you won't be sorry....I guarantee!

Great presentation!

Rupert · 03-14-2015, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Are you sure you didn't forget to take the plastic wrapper off?

That's what Mrs Rupert said when she saw that shot. I'm pretty sure I did take it off, but if I didn't, it was delicious too! Just being that close to Velveeta would make it worth eating!

Mag....It is a shame your cat has better taste than you!

Hurricane food? We don't have hurricanes here, but sometimes I pretend we are in one just to break out a few cans of Potted Meat and enjoy!

Two things always well stocked around here...Potted Meat and Velveeta!

BTW- Anyone have a guess as to what "parts of other parts" could be?

Regards!

VoiceOfReason · 03-14-2015, 11:45 AM

No, this is what is good, a combination of potatoes, onion, bell pepper, sausage, ham, bacon, cheddar, and eggs.

Rupert · 03-14-2015, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Yummy!

Me!

Great presentation!

A man with good taste and recognition of healthy nutritious meal planning! As I look around America, and see the size people have become, I know that we are not alone!

Best Regards & Happy Velveeting!

**csa** · 03-14-2015, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by magkelly

950mg of salt, zero trans fat,...and best of all...Zero carbs! This stuff is healthier than a fruit salad

Yeah, with 950 mg of salt!

**csa** · 03-14-2015, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

No, this is what is good, a combination of potatoes, onion, bell pepper, sausage, ham, bacon, cheddar, and eggs.

Now, you're talking my language! That looks much better than "parts of other parts"!

Joel B · 03-14-2015, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by magkelly

secretly fed it to the cat

Who got stuck cleaning the litter?

---------- Post added 03-14-15 at 02:19 PM ----------

Originally posted by Rupert

I know that we are not alone!

I am twice the man I used to be!

TinaS · 03-14-2015, 12:56 PM

Potted meat... Yuck! Now that brisket, potato salad, and baked beans I had for lunch was fabulous. That's real food.

But the pics of wine and cheese by fantasticmrfox looked even better.

Rupert · 03-14-2015, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by csa

Yeah, with 950 mg of salt!

Along with that Sodium Nitrite vitamin thingy, you get all the salt you need in a tiny can! What value! What nutrition! How delicious!

Parts from parts!......nothing gets wasted in a can of Potted Meat!

Surely this makes it "Environmentally Friendly?"

Regards!

TinaS · 03-14-2015, 01:06 PM

I cannot even stand the smell of potted meat. I'd hate to think of what's in the can.

That's another point.

03-14-2015, 11:30 AM	#15440
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	Originally posted by Rupert Nope...you guys are off base! Here is the Ultimate Noontime meal! Quick and easy, and a delight to the taste! Makes your mouth water, doesn't it! You can tell by the sheen on the Velveeta that it is the genuine stuff! The ingredients in the Potted Meat are secret, but if you have a strong enough magnifier, you can find them hidden on the back of the can! Mechanically separated chicken (We all love chicken!) Partially defatted pork fat tissue (Glad they left some of the fat from the fat! ) Mustard, Vinegar, Garlic powder (Spices are good!) Sodium Nitrite (?must be some sort of vitamin?) *Parts of unknown parts ( They keep some parts a secret!) Best of all is the nutrition! You get 12 g of protein out of that tiny can! Amazing, isn't it! Along with 15g of fat, 950mg of salt, zero trans fat,...and best of all...Zero carbs! This stuff is healthier than a fruit salad and dirt cheap! I got 3 cans for a $$ last week...I may start living off this delicious stuff if I can keep the Velveeta well stocked! Try it, you won't be sorry....I guarantee! Regards! I have tried it. Never again, shudder. I don't mind Underwood's Deviled Ham but that stuff is an abomination. That and some of those little Viennese sausages I was given that stuff by my Mom as a kid to eat when the larder went bare. After trying one can each I went hungry, starved nearly all day and secretly fed it to the cat. I was hungry, but not THAT hungry. The cat ate it, but grudgingly as I recall.

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03-14-2015, 11:04 AM	#15436
csa Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Montana mountains Posts: 10,133	Originally posted by jac Sufficient wine from that nice goblet in the back and your cheese palate would be satisfied Casu marzu. (A sheep cheese popular on the Italian island of Sardinia. The name means "rotten cheese" or, as it is known colloquially, "maggot cheese," since it is literally riddled with live insect larvae.) Well, there went my appetite!

03-14-2015, 11:04 AM	#15437
csa Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Montana mountains Posts: 10,133	Originally posted by r0ckstarr The cheese filled ones are great. Oh yes indeed, they are!

03-14-2015, 11:08 AM	#15438
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by Rupert Nope...you guys are off base! Here is the Ultimate Noontime meal! That's hurricane food. Stock up on it in January, and hope you aren't forced to eat it in September.

03-14-2015, 11:27 AM - 1 Like	#15439
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert You can tell by the sheen on the Velveeta that it is the genuine stuff! Are you sure you didn't forget to take the plastic wrapper off?

03-14-2015, 11:45 AM	#15441
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Rupert Potted Meat! Yummy! Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Who would buy processed cheese spread if you could have this Me! Originally posted by Rupert Try it, you won't be sorry....I guarantee! Great presentation!

03-14-2015, 11:45 AM	#15442
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax Are you sure you didn't forget to take the plastic wrapper off? That's what Mrs Rupert said when she saw that shot. I'm pretty sure I did take it off, but if I didn't, it was delicious too! Just being that close to Velveeta would make it worth eating! Mag....It is a shame your cat has better taste than you! Hurricane food? We don't have hurricanes here, but sometimes I pretend we are in one just to break out a few cans of Potted Meat and enjoy! Two things always well stocked around here...Potted Meat and Velveeta! BTW- Anyone have a guess as to what "parts of other parts" could be? Regards!

03-14-2015, 11:45 AM	#15443
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	No, this is what is good, a combination of potatoes, onion, bell pepper, sausage, ham, bacon, cheddar, and eggs.

03-14-2015, 12:04 PM	#15444
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Joel B Yummy! Me! Great presentation! A man with good taste and recognition of healthy nutritious meal planning! As I look around America, and see the size people have become, I know that we are not alone! Best Regards & Happy Velveeting!

03-14-2015, 12:12 PM	#15445
csa Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Montana mountains Posts: 10,133	Originally posted by magkelly 950mg of salt, zero trans fat,...and best of all...Zero carbs! This stuff is healthier than a fruit salad Yeah, with 950 mg of salt!

03-14-2015, 12:15 PM	#15446
csa Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Montana mountains Posts: 10,133	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason No, this is what is good, a combination of potatoes, onion, bell pepper, sausage, ham, bacon, cheddar, and eggs. Now, you're talking my language! That looks much better than "parts of other parts"!

03-14-2015, 12:18 PM	#15447
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by magkelly secretly fed it to the cat Who got stuck cleaning the litter? ---------- Post added 03-14-15 at 02:19 PM ---------- Originally posted by Rupert I know that we are not alone! I am twice the man I used to be!

03-14-2015, 12:56 PM	#15448
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Potted meat... Yuck! Now that brisket, potato salad, and baked beans I had for lunch was fabulous. That's real food. But the pics of wine and cheese by fantasticmrfox looked even better.

03-14-2015, 01:04 PM	#15449
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by csa Yeah, with 950 mg of salt! Along with that Sodium Nitrite vitamin thingy, you get all the salt you need in a tiny can! What value! What nutrition! How delicious! Parts from parts!......nothing gets wasted in a can of Potted Meat! Surely this makes it "Environmentally Friendly?" Regards!

03-14-2015, 01:06 PM	#15450
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	I cannot even stand the smell of potted meat. I'd hate to think of what's in the can. That's another point.