why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Joel B · 03-17-2015, 03:31 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Agree...however, he did show me his and I showed him mine!

What would the squirrels think!

Parallax · 03-17-2015, 05:06 AM - **1 Like**

Jim is right. We stepped into a halway, out of sight of the other customers in the Mexican restaurant we had just eaten in. He showed me his and I showed him mine. Mrs. Rupert was there too, but didn't participate. She just watched. My wife's back was to us so she didn't see what was going on. I told her about it later and she was totally okay with it.

VoiceOfReason · 03-17-2015, 05:23 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Jim is right. We stepped into a halway, out of sight of the other customers in the Mexican restaurant we had just eaten in. He showed me his and I showed him mine. Mrs. Rupert was there too, but didn't participate. She just watched. My wife's back was to us so she didn't see what was going on. I told her about it later and she was totally okay with it.

You shouldn't show each other your pictures and cameras in public like that. What would others think?

Parallax · 03-17-2015, 05:25 AM

Good guess, but wrong.

Last edited by Parallax; 03-17-2015 at 05:30 AM.

TinaS · 03-17-2015, 05:38 AM

Tattoos!!

robtcorl · 03-17-2015, 06:09 AM

My guess is Velveeta recipes.

Rupert · 03-17-2015, 06:10 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Jim is right. We stepped into a halway, out of sight of the other customers in the Mexican restaurant we had just eaten in. He showed me his and I showed him mine. Mrs. Rupert was there too, but didn't participate. She just watched. My wife's back was to us so she didn't see what was going on. I told her about it later and she was totally okay with it.

His was bigger than mine, but not by much. Mrs Rupert was not the least concerned either. She said mine could get the job done, and size didn't matter....all that much!

Regards!

normhead · 03-17-2015, 06:18 AM - **1 Like**

I'm afraid to go back to the last page to see how this all started.

VoiceOfReason · 03-17-2015, 06:18 AM

There is one thing I am not going to guess because I would need more brain bleach.

robtcorl · 03-17-2015, 06:49 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

His was bigger than mine, but not by much

I've got it, egos!

Parallax · 03-17-2015, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I've got it, egos!

r0ckstarr · 03-17-2015, 10:40 AM

Waffles?

VoiceOfReason · 03-17-2015, 10:43 AM

Omelet du fromage

**savoche** · 03-17-2015, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

His was bigger than mine, but not by much. Mrs Rupert was not the least concerned either. She said mine could get the job done, and size didn't matter....all that much!

I would say quite the contrary! Size matters more than a little when it comes to kidney stones

**monochrome** · 03-17-2015, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Just for the record...I met him, but I Did Not feel him!

Regards!

Originally posted by Parallax

Thankfully.

Originally posted by Rupert

Agree...however, he did show me his and I showed him mine!

Your turn!

Regards!

Originally posted by Parallax

Jim is right. We stepped into a halway, out of sight of the other customers in the Mexican restaurant we had just eaten in. He showed me his and I showed him mine. Mrs. Rupert was there too, but didn't participate. She just watched. My wife's back was to us so she didn't see what was going on. I told her about it later and she was totally okay with it.

Originally posted by Parallax

Good guess, but wrong.

Originally posted by Rupert

His was bigger than mine, but not by much. Mrs Rupert was not the least concerned either. She said mine could get the job done, and size didn't matter....all that much!

Regards!

Originally posted by normhead

I'm afraid to go back to the last page to see how this all started.

X - gut. Source indeterminate:

Brisket
Rattlesnake
Alligator
Croc
Squirrel
Chicken
Velveeta
Iguanac
Lutefisk
Bacon
Beer
Gaffer Tape
I had a Cheese Sandwich for lunch. Thought you should know.

Doesn't matter.

Who had the bigger X - gut?

03-17-2015, 11:06 AM	#15525
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Rupert Just for the record...I met him, but I Did Not feel him! Regards! Originally posted by Parallax Thankfully. Originally posted by Rupert Agree...however, he did show me his and I showed him mine! Your turn! Regards! Originally posted by Parallax Jim is right. We stepped into a halway, out of sight of the other customers in the Mexican restaurant we had just eaten in. He showed me his and I showed him mine. Mrs. Rupert was there too, but didn't participate. She just watched. My wife's back was to us so she didn't see what was going on. I told her about it later and she was totally okay with it. Originally posted by Parallax Good guess, but wrong. Originally posted by Rupert His was bigger than mine, but not by much. Mrs Rupert was not the least concerned either. She said mine could get the job done, and size didn't matter....all that much! Regards! Originally posted by normhead I'm afraid to go back to the last page to see how this all started. X - gut. Source indeterminate: Brisket Rattlesnake Alligator Croc Squirrel Chicken Velveeta Iguanac Lutefisk Bacon Beer Gaffer Tape I had a Cheese Sandwich for lunch. Thought you should know. Doesn't matter. Who had the bigger X - gut? Last edited by monochrome; 03-17-2015 at 04:46 PM.

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03-17-2015, 03:31 AM	#15511
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Rupert Agree...however, he did show me his and I showed him mine! What would the squirrels think!

03-17-2015, 05:06 AM - 1 Like	#15512
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Jim is right. We stepped into a halway, out of sight of the other customers in the Mexican restaurant we had just eaten in. He showed me his and I showed him mine. Mrs. Rupert was there too, but didn't participate. She just watched. My wife's back was to us so she didn't see what was going on. I told her about it later and she was totally okay with it.

03-17-2015, 05:23 AM	#15513
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Parallax Jim is right. We stepped into a halway, out of sight of the other customers in the Mexican restaurant we had just eaten in. He showed me his and I showed him mine. Mrs. Rupert was there too, but didn't participate. She just watched. My wife's back was to us so she didn't see what was going on. I told her about it later and she was totally okay with it. You shouldn't show each other your pictures and cameras in public like that. What would others think?

03-17-2015, 05:25 AM	#15514
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Good guess, but wrong. Last edited by Parallax; 03-17-2015 at 05:30 AM.

03-17-2015, 05:38 AM	#15515
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Tattoos!!

03-17-2015, 06:09 AM	#15516
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	My guess is Velveeta recipes.

03-17-2015, 06:10 AM	#15517
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax Jim is right. We stepped into a halway, out of sight of the other customers in the Mexican restaurant we had just eaten in. He showed me his and I showed him mine. Mrs. Rupert was there too, but didn't participate. She just watched. My wife's back was to us so she didn't see what was going on. I told her about it later and she was totally okay with it. His was bigger than mine, but not by much. Mrs Rupert was not the least concerned either. She said mine could get the job done, and size didn't matter....all that much! Regards!

03-17-2015, 06:18 AM - 1 Like	#15518
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	I'm afraid to go back to the last page to see how this all started.

03-17-2015, 06:18 AM	#15519
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	There is one thing I am not going to guess because I would need more brain bleach.

03-17-2015, 06:49 AM - 1 Like	#15520
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert His was bigger than mine, but not by much I've got it, egos!

03-17-2015, 08:24 AM	#15521
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl I've got it, egos!

03-17-2015, 10:40 AM	#15522
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Waffles?

03-17-2015, 10:43 AM	#15523
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Omelet du fromage

03-17-2015, 10:51 AM	#15524
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert His was bigger than mine, but not by much. Mrs Rupert was not the least concerned either. She said mine could get the job done, and size didn't matter....all that much! I would say quite the contrary! Size matters more than a little when it comes to kidney stones