why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

r0ckstarr · 03-17-2015, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by monochrome

Brisket
Rattlesnake
Alligator
Croc
Squirrel
Chicken
Velveeta
Iguanac
Lutefisk
Bacon
Beer
Gaffer Tape
I had a Cheese Sandwich for lunch. Thought you should know.

Someone is definitely following this thread.

robtcorl · 03-17-2015, 12:22 PM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

Someone is definitely following this thread.

But he missed potted meat.

x-gut equals table muscle??

**Kerrowdown** · 03-17-2015, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

He showed me his and I showed him mine

Good grief, you leave a thread for a few minutes and come back to find this sort of thing...

What I can I say, I'm a speechless Kerrowdown.

Parallax · 03-17-2015, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by Kerrowdown

What I can I say, I'm a speechless Kerrowdown.

That's a first!

**Kerrowdown** · 03-17-2015, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by TinaS

Tattoos!!

What if it's not Tina!!!

Originally posted by Parallax

That's a first!

I'm shocked, I may have to go off and seek refuge in a bottle of uisge beatha.

TinaS · 03-17-2015, 01:07 PM

Originally posted by Kerrowdown

What if it's not Tina!!!

Then maybe piercings... But somehow I doubt it.

robtcorl · 03-17-2015, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by TinaS

Tattoos!!

TinaS · 03-17-2015, 01:11 PM

Lol Why doesn't this surprise me?

**Kerrowdown** · 03-17-2015, 01:14 PM

Originally posted by TinaS

hen maybe piercings... But somehow I doubt it

The mind boggles, well mine does anyway.

**savoche** · 03-17-2015, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Kerrowdown

I'm shocked, I may have to go off and seek refuge in a bottle of uisge beatha.

That, my good man, is as good a reason as any I have heard to get shocked!

...and now I suddenly grew thirsty

ChristianRock · 03-17-2015, 02:08 PM

So Parallax's K-3 was bigger than Rupert's K-5. Big deal.

Parallax · 03-17-2015, 02:20 PM

I have a K-5iis. You guys aren't even close. LOL

TinaS · 03-17-2015, 02:22 PM

Mad ninja skills?

robtcorl · 03-17-2015, 02:24 PM

Rupert has talked about his small one.
So I'll go with automobiles.

Is there a prize for the winning guesser?

Parallax · 03-17-2015, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by TinaS

Mad ninja skills?

No, but so far your guess is the only one that's even in the same county as the ballpark.

03-17-2015, 11:51 AM	#15526
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by monochrome Brisket Rattlesnake Alligator Croc Squirrel Chicken Velveeta Iguanac Lutefisk Bacon Beer Gaffer Tape I had a Cheese Sandwich for lunch. Thought you should know. Someone is definitely following this thread.

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03-17-2015, 12:22 PM	#15527
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by r0ckstarr Someone is definitely following this thread. But he missed potted meat. x-gut equals table muscle??

03-17-2015, 12:38 PM	#15528
Kerrowdown PEG Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Highlands of Scotland... "Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand" - William Blake Photos: Gallery Posts: 57,816	Originally posted by Parallax He showed me his and I showed him mine Good grief, you leave a thread for a few minutes and come back to find this sort of thing... What I can I say, I'm a speechless Kerrowdown.

03-17-2015, 12:46 PM	#15529
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Kerrowdown What I can I say, I'm a speechless Kerrowdown. That's a first!

03-17-2015, 12:56 PM	#15530
Kerrowdown PEG Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Highlands of Scotland... "Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand" - William Blake Photos: Gallery Posts: 57,816	Originally posted by TinaS Tattoos!! What if it's not Tina!!! Originally posted by Parallax That's a first! I'm shocked, I may have to go off and seek refuge in a bottle of uisge beatha.

03-17-2015, 01:07 PM	#15531
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Originally posted by Kerrowdown What if it's not Tina!!! Then maybe piercings... But somehow I doubt it.

03-17-2015, 01:09 PM	#15532
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by TinaS Tattoos!!

03-17-2015, 01:11 PM	#15533
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Lol Why doesn't this surprise me?

03-17-2015, 01:14 PM	#15534
Kerrowdown PEG Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Highlands of Scotland... "Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand" - William Blake Photos: Gallery Posts: 57,816	Originally posted by TinaS hen maybe piercings... But somehow I doubt it The mind boggles, well mine does anyway.

03-17-2015, 02:01 PM	#15535
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Kerrowdown I'm shocked, I may have to go off and seek refuge in a bottle of uisge beatha. That, my good man, is as good a reason as any I have heard to get shocked! ...and now I suddenly grew thirsty

03-17-2015, 02:08 PM	#15536
ChristianRock Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: People's Republic of America Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,910	So Parallax's K-3 was bigger than Rupert's K-5. Big deal.

03-17-2015, 02:20 PM	#15537
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	I have a K-5iis. You guys aren't even close. LOL

03-17-2015, 02:22 PM	#15538
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Mad ninja skills?

03-17-2015, 02:24 PM	#15539
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Rupert has talked about his small one. So I'll go with automobiles. Is there a prize for the winning guesser?

03-17-2015, 02:25 PM	#15540
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by TinaS Mad ninja skills? No, but so far your guess is the only one that's even in the same county as the ballpark.