why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 03-18-2015, 06:32 AM

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---------- Post added 03-18-15 at 08:37 AM ----------

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Even the patent on TP shows the right way to hang it is over/outside. Please don't be evil. Please don't hang it inside/under.

This 124-Year-Old Patent Reveals The Right Way To Use Toilet Paper

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VoiceOfReason · 03-18-2015, 06:41 AM

I have a cat and I still hang it over.

robtcorl · 03-18-2015, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I have a cat and I still hang it over.

We're over the top people too.

No cats here, but when Brooke the lab was a puppy she would unroll and eat the paper.

Rupert · 03-18-2015, 06:55 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Even the patent on TP shows the right way to hang it is over/outside. Please don't be evil. Please don't hang it inside/under.

This 124-Year-Old Patent Reveals The Right Way To Use Toilet Paper

Back in my plumbing days, when I encountered a home with TP and PT hung under instead of over, I would always holler at my helper...."pick up our tools...we're out of here, it's another wingnut, and we don't want that!"

Regards!

VoiceOfReason · 03-18-2015, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Back in my plumbing days, when I encountered a home with TP and PT hung under instead of over, I would always holler at my helper...."pick up our tools...we're out of here, it's another wingnut, and we don't want that!"

Regards!

Good move! You can't trust those under hangers.

Rupert · 03-18-2015, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Good move! You can't trust those under hangers.

Can't they see what is "natural" and what is not? Imagine this little guy with them hanging out his backside? Ridiculous!

Even squirrels get it right!

They never have to try and locate their equipment...it's right there in front where it is handy and they don't have to hunt for it in their "time of need"!

No wonder they think humans are idiots!

Regards!

r0ckstarr · 03-18-2015, 07:08 AM - **1 Like**

I don't like the TP hangers. I just set the roll on the edge of the countertop.

VoiceOfReason · 03-18-2015, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

I don't like the TP hangers. I just set the roll on the edge of the countertop.

This is acceptable.

normhead · 03-18-2015, 07:52 AM - **1 Like**

I'm with r0ckstarr... why would you put the toilet paper where you have to twist around behind you to get at the paper? I hate it when the only toilet paper is behind me. I'm not a gymnast.

ChristianRock · 03-18-2015, 07:59 AM

Soon, someone will find a way to bring Velveeta into the toilet paper conversation. (Rupert already brought Otis... brilliantly done)

Parallax · 03-18-2015, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by normhead

why would you put the toilet paper where you have to twist around behind you to get at the paper? I hate it when the only toilet paper is behind me. I'm not a gymnast.

Okay, now I need some brain bleach.

robtcorl · 03-18-2015, 08:21 AM

What I want to know is,
how do other family members get the roll down to 2/3 sheets, leaving me to replace the roll every time!?

Rupert · 03-18-2015, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by ChristianRock

Soon, someone will find a way to bring Velveeta into the toilet paper conversation. (Rupert already brought Otis... brilliantly done)

Mission accomplished! A treat for robtcorl's doggie Brooke! Mustard or Mayo?

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Happy eating!

**monochrome** · 03-18-2015, 08:59 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Good move! You can't trust those under hangers.

Who cares which way it's going to roll? I just shove the stick though and hang it.

I just don't want to look over at the point of maximum need and see nothing but tube.

r0ckstarr · 03-18-2015, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by normhead

I'm with r0ckstarr... why would you put the toilet paper where you have to twist around behind you to get at the paper? I hate it when the only toilet paper is behind me. I'm not a gymnast.

That's exactly my reason.

---------- Post added 03-18-15 at 09:01 AM ----------

Originally posted by Rupert

Mission accomplished! A treat for robtcorl's doggie Brooke! Mustard or Mayo?

Attachment 262163

Happy eating!

Did you take that picture in your attic?

---------- Post added 03-18-15 at 09:03 AM ----------

Originally posted by monochrome

I just don't want to look over at the point of maximum need and see nothing but tube.

Can you access the cabinet under the sink, from the seat? Like if you really have to stretch your arm and reach over the cabinet door? It's always good to stash a backup roll in there.

03-18-2015, 08:37 AM	#15583
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by ChristianRock Soon, someone will find a way to bring Velveeta into the toilet paper conversation. (Rupert already brought Otis... brilliantly done) Mission accomplished! A treat for robtcorl's doggie Brooke! Mustard or Mayo? Happy eating!

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VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	I have a cat and I still hang it over.

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I have a cat and I still hang it over. We're over the top people too. No cats here, but when Brooke the lab was a puppy she would unroll and eat the paper.

03-18-2015, 06:55 AM	#15574
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Even the patent on TP shows the right way to hang it is over/outside. Please don't be evil. Please don't hang it inside/under. This 124-Year-Old Patent Reveals The Right Way To Use Toilet Paper Back in my plumbing days, when I encountered a home with TP and PT hung under instead of over, I would always holler at my helper...."pick up our tools...we're out of here, it's another wingnut, and we don't want that!" Regards!

03-18-2015, 06:58 AM	#15575
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Rupert Back in my plumbing days, when I encountered a home with TP and PT hung under instead of over, I would always holler at my helper...."pick up our tools...we're out of here, it's another wingnut, and we don't want that!" Regards! Good move! You can't trust those under hangers.

03-18-2015, 07:08 AM	#15576
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Good move! You can't trust those under hangers. Can't they see what is "natural" and what is not? Imagine this little guy with them hanging out his backside? Ridiculous! Even squirrels get it right! They never have to try and locate their equipment...it's right there in front where it is handy and they don't have to hunt for it in their "time of need"! No wonder they think humans are idiots! Regards!

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r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	I don't like the TP hangers. I just set the roll on the edge of the countertop.

03-18-2015, 07:32 AM	#15578
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by r0ckstarr I don't like the TP hangers. I just set the roll on the edge of the countertop. This is acceptable.

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normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,450	I'm with r0ckstarr... why would you put the toilet paper where you have to twist around behind you to get at the paper? I hate it when the only toilet paper is behind me. I'm not a gymnast.

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by normhead why would you put the toilet paper where you have to twist around behind you to get at the paper? I hate it when the only toilet paper is behind me. I'm not a gymnast. Okay, now I need some brain bleach.

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03-18-2015, 08:21 AM	#15582
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	What I want to know is, how do other family members get the roll down to 2/3 sheets, leaving me to replace the roll every time!?

03-18-2015, 08:59 AM	#15584
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Good move! You can't trust those under hangers. Who cares which way it's going to roll? I just shove the stick though and hang it. I just don't want to look over at the point of maximum need and see nothing but tube.

03-18-2015, 09:00 AM	#15585
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by normhead I'm with r0ckstarr... why would you put the toilet paper where you have to twist around behind you to get at the paper? I hate it when the only toilet paper is behind me. I'm not a gymnast. That's exactly my reason. ---------- Post added 03-18-15 at 09:01 AM ---------- Originally posted by Rupert Mission accomplished! A treat for robtcorl's doggie Brooke! Mustard or Mayo? Attachment 262163 Happy eating! Did you take that picture in your attic? ---------- Post added 03-18-15 at 09:03 AM ---------- Originally posted by monochrome I just don't want to look over at the point of maximum need and see nothing but tube. Can you access the cabinet under the sink, from the seat? Like if you really have to stretch your arm and reach over the cabinet door? It's always good to stash a backup roll in there.