why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

VoiceOfReason · 03-21-2015, 05:31 PM - **2 Likes**

Rupert needs this for Otis.

Parallax · 03-21-2015, 05:41 PM

You were doing great until you got to the carrots.

**Ex Finn.** · 03-21-2015, 05:53 PM

No squirrel here, just a stuffed green pepper, smothered with Velveeta cheese and shells...

p.s ran out of bacon-bits...

FantasticMrFox · 03-21-2015, 06:29 PM - **1 Like**

Alright, someone rename this thread the Velveeta and Squirrel Appreciation Society already.

**Ex Finn.** · 03-21-2015, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Alright, someone rename this thread the Velveeta and Squirrel Appreciation Society already.

What about "Bacon Brothers Secret Society" How to defeat Godzilla an the evil empire hociR ?
edit: had an idea, be right back...

Parallax · 03-21-2015, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Alright, someone rename this thread the Velveeta and Squirrel Appreciation Society already.

Over my dead body!

**Ex Finn.** · 03-21-2015, 06:45 PM

For all the Velveeta-haters. No matter, keep throwing the bottles.

You Tube

robtcorl · 03-21-2015, 06:49 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Over my dead body!

**Ex Finn.** · 03-21-2015, 06:53 PM

I find that quite disturbing, what if he loses his bowel control, is there a pan somewhere near?
edit: pentaxes are weather resistant, not sure about mudd...

Parallax · 03-21-2015, 06:53 PM

**rod_grant** · 03-21-2015, 10:23 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

IKEA is your friend, they have a good selection

Does it come flat-packed?
Do you need special tools for assembly?

Racer X 69 · 03-21-2015, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Didn't you know? Spock is dead

Yes, I knew.

May he rest in peace.

A moment of silence please.

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Thank you.

Originally posted by savoche

I guess that means you have to handle your intermumbled hydrolardythingy yourself

Yeah, I know.

But I have the Turboencabulator®.

Should be a snap.

Racer X 69 · 03-21-2015, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Can we talk about a shot that made us hungry for Dove with Velveeta Cheese Sauce? The Dove might not add integrity and purity to the thread......but Velveeta sure as hell does!

Regards!

Yep Jim. We can talk about that here. Sounds tasty too. Does Mrs. Rupert fix them up for you like that when you return from a long day of hunting Dove?

I bet she does.

Looks like that new Pentax is showcasing your photographic skills very well. The lighting and colors around your office, in the Woods of Otis is very nice, and the bokeh in the shots is perfect. I'm seeing some that should find their way into the photo area at the Texas state fair this year.

I bet you some would come home with nice ribbons.

Oh, and great way to tie that all into the topic of the thread.

Genius.

Pure genius!

Racer X 69 · 03-21-2015, 11:57 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

IKEA is your friend, they have a good selection.
IKEA Swedish Food Market ? Browse our Meat, fish and seafood

I didn't know that IKEA had food.

Thank you!

Racer X 69 · 03-22-2015, 12:19 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

I'd go for the healthier option. Definitely lard.

Originally posted by Parallax

Try Vegemite instead.

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

Bacon grease.

Originally posted by sherrvonne

I have three blocks of Lard. I can mail one.

Originally posted by Not a Number

Did somebody say lard?

The Gentleman from Indiana: Indiana State Fair - 1939 Lard

Originally posted by cbope

I never understood the term shortening. What, exactly, is getting shorter?

Originally posted by Parallax

Doctor: "I told you to use Lard. Don't you know that Crisco is shortening?"

Originally posted by tim60

Reminds me of my father saying in the 30s kids would go to his primary school without shoes and with lard sandwiches.

Originally posted by Rupert

Reminds me of the story my father in law used to tell of his school days during the Great Depression...His Mom packed him turnip sandwiches in a paper sack for his school lunch, and after a while he just couldn't stomach them any longer. One day he switched sacks around and grabbed the heaviest one he could find, hoping for a real and large meal instead of turnips on white bread. He went off behind the schoolhouse with the sack, opened it with great anticipation, only to find a hammer and a big hickory nut.

Originally posted by Parallax

You haven't truly lived until you've had a lutefisk and Vegemite sandwich.

(I grossed myself out just a bit with that one!)

Look what I started.

03-21-2015, 11:41 PM	#15808
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Rupert Can we talk about a shot that made us hungry for Dove with Velveeta Cheese Sauce? The Dove might not add integrity and purity to the thread......but Velveeta sure as hell does! Regards! Yep Jim. We can talk about that here. Sounds tasty too. Does Mrs. Rupert fix them up for you like that when you return from a long day of hunting Dove? I bet she does. Looks like that new Pentax is showcasing your photographic skills very well. The lighting and colors around your office, in the Woods of Otis is very nice, and the bokeh in the shots is perfect. I'm seeing some that should find their way into the photo area at the Texas state fair this year. I bet you some would come home with nice ribbons. Oh, and great way to tie that all into the topic of the thread. Genius. Pure genius! Last edited by Racer X 69; 03-21-2015 at 11:47 PM.

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Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Alright, someone rename this thread the Velveeta and Squirrel Appreciation Society already. What about "Bacon Brothers Secret Society" How to defeat Godzilla an the evil empire hociR ? edit: had an idea, be right back...

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Alright, someone rename this thread the Velveeta and Squirrel Appreciation Society already. Over my dead body!

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax Over my dead body!

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Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	I find that quite disturbing, what if he loses his bowel control, is there a pan somewhere near? edit: pentaxes are weather resistant, not sure about mudd...

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rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by Ex Finn. IKEA is your friend, they have a good selection Does it come flat-packed? Do you need special tools for assembly?

03-21-2015, 11:34 PM	#15807
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by savoche Didn't you know? Spock is dead Yes, I knew. May he rest in peace. A moment of silence please. .................... ............................................. ................................................................................................ ...................................................................................................................................................................................... Thank you. Originally posted by savoche I guess that means you have to handle your intermumbled hydrolardythingy yourself Yeah, I know. But I have the Turboencabulator®. Should be a snap.

03-21-2015, 11:57 PM	#15809
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Ex Finn. IKEA is your friend, they have a good selection. IKEA Swedish Food Market ? Browse our Meat, fish and seafood I didn't know that IKEA had food. Thank you!

03-22-2015, 12:19 AM - 1 Like	#15810
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by savoche I'd go for the healthier option. Definitely lard. Originally posted by Parallax Try Vegemite instead. Originally posted by r0ckstarr Bacon grease. Originally posted by sherrvonne I have three blocks of Lard. I can mail one. Originally posted by Not a Number Did somebody say lard? The Gentleman from Indiana: Indiana State Fair - 1939 Lard Originally posted by cbope I never understood the term shortening. What, exactly, is getting shorter? Originally posted by Parallax Doctor: "I told you to use Lard. Don't you know that Crisco is shortening?" Originally posted by tim60 Reminds me of my father saying in the 30s kids would go to his primary school without shoes and with lard sandwiches. Originally posted by Rupert Reminds me of the story my father in law used to tell of his school days during the Great Depression...His Mom packed him turnip sandwiches in a paper sack for his school lunch, and after a while he just couldn't stomach them any longer. One day he switched sacks around and grabbed the heaviest one he could find, hoping for a real and large meal instead of turnips on white bread. He went off behind the schoolhouse with the sack, opened it with great anticipation, only to find a hammer and a big hickory nut. Originally posted by Parallax You haven't truly lived until you've had a lutefisk and Vegemite sandwich. (I grossed myself out just a bit with that one!) Look what I started.

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