why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 03-29-2015, 05:55 PM

Did I miss out on enhanced flavor?

Duh!

**Ex Finn.** · 03-29-2015, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Did I miss out on enhanced flavor?

Duh!

Would bacon bits have made the salmon taste better?

Parallax · 03-29-2015, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Would bacon bits have made the salmon taste better?

Well, let me see. How can I put this delicately?
Duh!
Haven't you been paying attention to the last 16,000+ posts?

**Ex Finn.** · 03-29-2015, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Well, let me see. How can I put this delicately?
Duh!
Haven't you been paying attention to the last 16,000+ posts?

My mind must have wondered...

Parallax · 03-29-2015, 06:28 PM

Or wandered.

**Ex Finn.** · 03-29-2015, 06:42 PM - **1 Like**

Stupid spell-checker stumbles a lot when Finnish is involved.
Not buying the K3 because it has no spell-checker and there is no evidence of bacon grease being used in the moving parts... just saying.

**rod_grant** · 03-29-2015, 07:34 PM

Jim, feet wander: minds wonder
(Ain't English grand!)

tim60 · 03-29-2015, 11:38 PM

Originally posted by rod_grant

Jim, feet wander: minds wonder
(Ain't English grand!)

That's something like equal opportunity for both feet and heads.

Racer X 69 · 03-30-2015, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

That sounds very poetic - I like it

Rock Poetry.

From the Psychedelic Era.

Hippies.

Flower children.

Acid trips.

And everything.

Racer X 69 · 03-30-2015, 02:46 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Clearly, you aren't a child of the 60s.

More like a grandchild of the 60s.

Or great grandchild maybe.

Peace man.

Racer X 69 · 03-30-2015, 02:49 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by sherrvonne

They could have went to a country area to do it.

I live in the country.

And there are neighbors who always seem to invite everyone from all the local cities and towns to come out every year on the 4th, and then New Year's Eve. Of course this is after they have all been out to the Indian reservations and spent at least last month's paycheck on the Unsafe and Insane fireworks package.

Of course these people appear to have no consideration of not just the dogs in the area, but the horses that not only their neighbors have but they have too.

Then again, I also never see these people actually ride their horses.

They just graze away in the pastures, or munch on the expensive bales of alfalfa that magically appear.

Oh well, I don't have horses.

And Zoe died about seven years ago.

I sure miss her.

She liked it in the country.

And she like to go camping too.

FantasticMrFox · 03-30-2015, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Clearly, you aren't a child of the 60s.

Nope, I'm a 90s kid

Parallax · 03-30-2015, 05:04 AM

Originally posted by rod_grant

Jim, feet wander: minds wonder
(Ain't English grand!)

Well, I suppose that depends on what dictionary you use, dunnit?
Wander - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary
wander - definition of wander by The Free Dictionary
wander - Wiktionary

Quite grand indeed.

VoiceOfReason · 03-30-2015, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Tried to see the MATS shots, but the link only shows me a page with an infrared looking landscape shot, a picture of Darth Vader, and some links to favorites on one side and other guys with your name on the other side.

I will stick them on another site today. Been gone all weekend.

Rupert · 03-30-2015, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I will stick them on another site today. Been gone all weekend.

Voice...I notice you are now a new "Site Supporter" ...reckon how that happened?

What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta?

Did you know? They now make Velveeta Sharp! You no longer have to leave your Velveeta out on the counter until it turns rancid....Kraft is now doing it for you! It is wonderful!

Regards!

03-30-2015, 05:04 AM	#16093
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by rod_grant Jim, feet wander: minds wonder (Ain't English grand!) Well, I suppose that depends on what dictionary you use, dunnit? Wander - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary wander - definition of wander by The Free Dictionary wander - Wiktionary Quite grand indeed. Last edited by Parallax; 03-30-2015 at 05:25 AM.

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03-29-2015, 05:55 PM	#16081
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Did I miss out on enhanced flavor? Duh!

03-29-2015, 06:05 PM	#16082
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Parallax Did I miss out on enhanced flavor? Duh! Would bacon bits have made the salmon taste better?

03-29-2015, 06:10 PM	#16083
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Would bacon bits have made the salmon taste better? Well, let me see. How can I put this delicately? Duh! Haven't you been paying attention to the last 16,000+ posts?

03-29-2015, 06:23 PM	#16084
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Parallax Well, let me see. How can I put this delicately? Duh! Haven't you been paying attention to the last 16,000+ posts? My mind must have wondered...

03-29-2015, 06:28 PM	#16085
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Or wandered.

03-29-2015, 06:42 PM - 1 Like	#16086
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Stupid spell-checker stumbles a lot when Finnish is involved. Not buying the K3 because it has no spell-checker and there is no evidence of bacon grease being used in the moving parts... just saying.

03-29-2015, 07:34 PM	#16087
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Jim, feet wander: minds wonder (Ain't English grand!)

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tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Originally posted by rod_grant Jim, feet wander: minds wonder (Ain't English grand!) That's something like equal opportunity for both feet and heads.

03-30-2015, 02:43 AM	#16089
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox That sounds very poetic - I like it Rock Poetry. From the Psychedelic Era. Hippies. Flower children. Acid trips. And everything.

03-30-2015, 02:46 AM - 1 Like	#16090
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Parallax Clearly, you aren't a child of the 60s. More like a grandchild of the 60s. Or great grandchild maybe. Peace man.

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03-30-2015, 02:49 AM - 1 Like	#16091
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by sherrvonne They could have went to a country area to do it. I live in the country. And there are neighbors who always seem to invite everyone from all the local cities and towns to come out every year on the 4th, and then New Year's Eve. Of course this is after they have all been out to the Indian reservations and spent at least last month's paycheck on the Unsafe and Insane fireworks package. Of course these people appear to have no consideration of not just the dogs in the area, but the horses that not only their neighbors have but they have too. Then again, I also never see these people actually ride their horses. They just graze away in the pastures, or munch on the expensive bales of alfalfa that magically appear. Oh well, I don't have horses. And Zoe died about seven years ago. I sure miss her. She liked it in the country. And she like to go camping too.

03-30-2015, 04:31 AM	#16092
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Parallax Clearly, you aren't a child of the 60s. Nope, I'm a 90s kid

03-30-2015, 05:29 AM	#16094
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Tried to see the MATS shots, but the link only shows me a page with an infrared looking landscape shot, a picture of Darth Vader, and some links to favorites on one side and other guys with your name on the other side. I will stick them on another site today. Been gone all weekend.

03-30-2015, 05:37 AM	#16095
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I will stick them on another site today. Been gone all weekend. Voice...I notice you are now a new "Site Supporter" ...reckon how that happened? What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta? Did you know? They now make Velveeta Sharp! You no longer have to leave your Velveeta out on the counter until it turns rancid....Kraft is now doing it for you! It is wonderful! Regards!