why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 03-30-2015, 07:20 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta?

Palatable.

VoiceOfReason · 03-30-2015, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Voice...I notice you are now a new "Site Supporter" ...reckon how that happened?

What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta?

Did you know? They now make Velveeta Sharp! You no longer have to leave your Velveeta out on the counter until it turns rancid....Kraft is now doing it for you! It is wonderful!

Regards!

I noticed this, and now I have to have a contest to make another Site Supporter! Maybe a photo contest involving wildlife and various critters.... We can see if Otis wants to judge it!

Rupert · 03-30-2015, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Palatable.

It was the idea of rancid Velveeta that sold you, wasn't it?

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I noticed this, and now I have to have a contest to make another Site Supporter! Maybe a photo contest involving wildlife and various critters.... We can see if Otis wants to judge it!

Otis is ready when you are! Congratulations on the win!

Too bad my new Big Chicken is not "wildlife"...he is as tame as a little puppy and follows me around like a puppy too!

Regards!

stevebrot · 03-30-2015, 08:27 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Sounds more complicated than 43-Man Squamish.

I thought Squamish was in BC...

The Official Site for Tourism Squamish

Steve

normhead · 03-30-2015, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

It was the idea of rancid Velveeta that sold you, wasn't it?

Otis is ready when you are! Congratulations on the win!

Too bad my new Big Chicken is not "wildlife"...he is as tame as a little puppy and follows me around like a puppy too!

Regards!

That's fine looking chicken Rupert....I love the feather detail in that image.

stevebrot · 03-30-2015, 08:36 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Rock Poetry.

From the Psychedelic Era.

Hippies.

Flower children.

Acid trips.

And everything.

Don't forget free love...

Steve

(...had long hair in the 70s...does that make me a hippie...If I am a hippie, does that mean I get free love?)

normhead · 03-30-2015, 09:37 AM - **1 Like**

Sorry Steve, my generation the "free love" generation, the average girl had one sexual partner by the time she left high school. When I retired from teaching in 2007 the number was six. We maybe changed the landscape, but we didn't reap the rewards...

So, no, we don't get free love.

Parallax · 03-30-2015, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

It was the idea of rancid Velveeta that sold you, wasn't it?

What we've got here, is a failure to communicate.

Jean Poitiers · 03-30-2015, 10:25 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

What we've got here, is a failure to communicate.

Eggs-actly ...

Rupert · 03-30-2015, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by normhead

That's fine looking chicken Rupert....I love the feather detail in that image.

Thanks Norm.....at first Otis was worried it was a big "Ground Hawk"...after that he just got jealous, until I assured him he tasted just like chicken, and then he settled down!

Regards!

MarkJerling · 03-30-2015, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by tim60

Mark form your side of the ditch the score at half-time must be depressing. But it is cricket. Who knows, it could be the lowest scoring match in the World Cup.

Well, yes. What a pathetic game. I cant help but think that the SAfers and Ausies would have made for a better match!

---------- Post added 03-31-15 at 10:57 AM ----------

Originally posted by rod_grant

MAAAAAAAARK
Where are you?

I was watching the bloody game!

---------- Post added 03-31-15 at 11:01 AM ----------

Originally posted by jac

A WWII vintage DC 3.

A job with Arctic Co-ops (retail) to complement a long ago dream. A lovely young lady from Clyde River kept me up here.

Aha!

**jac** · 03-30-2015, 05:03 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta?

Food?

Parallax · 03-30-2015, 05:18 PM

Food, as opposed to what they are with Velveeta.

**jac** · 03-30-2015, 05:38 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Aha!

A lovely lady who possesses some of the genes of her well-known grandfather Enuaraq, a powerful Shaman. Mess with any woman at your own risk. Mess with a wife and you're at imminent risk. Mess with a wife who has shaman's genes and you'll begin trying to book a bunk in Hades for R & R.

---------- Post added 03-30-15 at 08:40 PM ----------

Originally posted by Parallax

Food, as opposed to what they are with Velveeta.

Actually, Velveta comes with the warning on the package that claims it is food. Where's the FDA when you need it?

robtcorl · 03-30-2015, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by jac

Actually, Velveta comes with the warning on the package that claims it is food. Where's the FDA when you need it?

Therein lies the problem.
They must only sell a fake cheese up there called "Velveta"
Here we have the real deal, Velveeta!

03-30-2015, 08:36 AM - 1 Like	#16101
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Rock Poetry. From the Psychedelic Era. Hippies. Flower children. Acid trips. And everything. Don't forget free love... Steve (...had long hair in the 70s...does that make me a hippie...If I am a hippie, does that mean I get free love?) Last edited by stevebrot; 03-30-2015 at 08:42 AM.

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03-30-2015, 07:20 AM	#16096
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta? Palatable.

03-30-2015, 07:47 AM	#16097
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Rupert Voice...I notice you are now a new "Site Supporter" ...reckon how that happened? What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta? Did you know? They now make Velveeta Sharp! You no longer have to leave your Velveeta out on the counter until it turns rancid....Kraft is now doing it for you! It is wonderful! Regards! I noticed this, and now I have to have a contest to make another Site Supporter! Maybe a photo contest involving wildlife and various critters.... We can see if Otis wants to judge it!

03-30-2015, 08:25 AM	#16098
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax Palatable. It was the idea of rancid Velveeta that sold you, wasn't it? Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I noticed this, and now I have to have a contest to make another Site Supporter! Maybe a photo contest involving wildlife and various critters.... We can see if Otis wants to judge it! Otis is ready when you are! Congratulations on the win! Too bad my new Big Chicken is not "wildlife"...he is as tame as a little puppy and follows me around like a puppy too! Regards!

03-30-2015, 08:27 AM - 1 Like	#16099
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by robtcorl Sounds more complicated than 43-Man Squamish. I thought Squamish was in BC... The Official Site for Tourism Squamish Steve

03-30-2015, 08:34 AM	#16100
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Rupert It was the idea of rancid Velveeta that sold you, wasn't it? Otis is ready when you are! Congratulations on the win! Too bad my new Big Chicken is not "wildlife"...he is as tame as a little puppy and follows me around like a puppy too! Regards! That's fine looking chicken Rupert....I love the feather detail in that image.

03-30-2015, 09:37 AM - 1 Like	#16102
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Sorry Steve, my generation the "free love" generation, the average girl had one sexual partner by the time she left high school. When I retired from teaching in 2007 the number was six. We maybe changed the landscape, but we didn't reap the rewards... So, no, we don't get free love.

03-30-2015, 10:12 AM	#16103
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert It was the idea of rancid Velveeta that sold you, wasn't it? What we've got here, is a failure to communicate.

03-30-2015, 10:25 AM - 1 Like	#16104
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Parallax What we've got here, is a failure to communicate. Eggs-actly ...

03-30-2015, 11:45 AM	#16105
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by normhead That's fine looking chicken Rupert....I love the feather detail in that image. Thanks Norm.....at first Otis was worried it was a big "Ground Hawk"...after that he just got jealous, until I assured him he tasted just like chicken, and then he settled down! Regards!

03-30-2015, 02:57 PM	#16106
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by tim60 Mark form your side of the ditch the score at half-time must be depressing. But it is cricket. Who knows, it could be the lowest scoring match in the World Cup. Well, yes. What a pathetic game. I cant help but think that the SAfers and Ausies would have made for a better match! ---------- Post added 03-31-15 at 10:57 AM ---------- Originally posted by rod_grant MAAAAAAAARK Where are you? I was watching the bloody game! ---------- Post added 03-31-15 at 11:01 AM ---------- Originally posted by jac A WWII vintage DC 3. A job with Arctic Co-ops (retail) to complement a long ago dream. A lovely young lady from Clyde River kept me up here. Aha!

03-30-2015, 05:03 PM - 1 Like	#16107
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Rupert What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta? Food?

03-30-2015, 05:18 PM	#16108
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Food, as opposed to what they are with Velveeta.

03-30-2015, 05:38 PM	#16109
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by MarkJerling Aha! A lovely lady who possesses some of the genes of her well-known grandfather Enuaraq, a powerful Shaman. Mess with any woman at your own risk. Mess with a wife and you're at imminent risk. Mess with a wife who has shaman's genes and you'll begin trying to book a bunk in Hades for R & R. ---------- Post added 03-30-15 at 08:40 PM ---------- Originally posted by Parallax Food, as opposed to what they are with Velveeta. Actually, Velveta comes with the warning on the package that claims it is food. Where's the FDA when you need it?

03-30-2015, 05:55 PM	#16110
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by jac Actually, Velveta comes with the warning on the package that claims it is food. Where's the FDA when you need it? Therein lies the problem. They must only sell a fake cheese up there called "Velveta" Here we have the real deal, Velveeta!