why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**jac** · 03-30-2015, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Therein lies the problem.
They must only sell a fake cheese up there called "Velveta"
Here we have the real deal, Velveeta!

That must be the problem. We're getting a cheap MIV imitation!

Rupert · 03-30-2015, 06:35 PM

You naysayers ought to try the new Velveeta Sharp...it is great tasting and when it goes rancid you won't notice the difference. I don't even bother to refrigerate it.

Regards!

r0ckstarr · 03-30-2015, 08:58 PM - **1 Like**

You're supposed to refrigerate that stuff?

**clackers** · 03-30-2015, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

You're supposed to refrigerate that stuff?

Not sure that microbes want anything to do with it.

**rod_grant** · 03-30-2015, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by normhead

....I love the feather detail in that image

What's with the comments about the image?
Are you some sort of photography nut?
(Beware of the Mod!)

**savoche** · 03-31-2015, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by r0ckstarr

You're supposed to refrigerate that stuff?

Originally posted by clackers

Not sure that microbes want anything to do with it.

No, but the taste might be a tad less offensive when refrigerated. The closer you cat get to absolute zero the better.

**savoche** · 03-31-2015, 01:35 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by rod_grant

What's with the comments about the image?
Are you some sort of photography nut?
(Beware of the Mod!)

Uh-oh. Nope, we can't have any of that!

So, back off topic: I took a picture of my wife's yoga mat the other day.

tim60 · 03-31-2015, 02:16 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Uh-oh. Nope, we can't have any of that!

So, back off topic: I took a picture of my wife's yoga mat the other day.

There is something wrong with that mat, it has lumps. She cannot possibly use it for sitting on - it might pass on a black lumpy things disease..

Racer X 69 · 03-31-2015, 02:51 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Uh-oh. Nope, we can't have any of that!

So, back off topic: I took a picture of my wife's yoga mat the other day.

Looks like there is some mud and rocks on it.

Racer X 69 · 03-31-2015, 02:53 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta?

Oh!

Oh!

I know!

Pick me!

They are stuffed Bell Peppers with some nice Tillamook extra sharp cheddar on them!

Oh yeah baby!

Made from real milk that came from real cows.

Joel B · 03-31-2015, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Made from real milk that came from real cows.

All natural just means they are too cheap to put in the good stuff!

Besides I bet it won't last on the shelf of a survival bunker so it's useless!

**savoche** · 03-31-2015, 03:37 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Joel B

All natural just means they are too cheap to put in the good stuff!

Besides I bet it won't outlast on the shelf of a survival bunker so it's useless!

There, fixed it for you.

Joel B · 03-31-2015, 03:46 AM

Originally posted by savoche

There, fixed it for you.

Much Better!

Rupert · 03-31-2015, 06:34 AM

You guys have no respect for the powers of Velveeta against your "natural" cow stuff you call cheese. If all the cows on earth vanish, due to Mad Cow disease or another epidemic....Velveeta will still be here. It doesn't depend on anything but a good oil refinery and a few chemists to keep it in supply.

Furthermore, chickens love it, so it must be great tasting and great for you...right? My big chicken can't get enough!

Attachment 263714

Maybe this is why chicken tastes...."just like chicken"? Velveeta! Feed you family, feed your chickens...it's multipurpose good!

Regards!

stevebrot · 03-31-2015, 10:34 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

So, back off topic: I took a picture of my wife's yoga mat the other day.

That is truly cruelty to lenses! Are you aware that yoga mats have some of the same chemicals found in Subway sandwich bread!!!

Steve

03-31-2015, 06:34 AM	#16124
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	You guys have no respect for the powers of Velveeta against your "natural" cow stuff you call cheese. If all the cows on earth vanish, due to Mad Cow disease or another epidemic....Velveeta will still be here. It doesn't depend on anything but a good oil refinery and a few chemists to keep it in supply. Furthermore, chickens love it, so it must be great tasting and great for you...right? My big chicken can't get enough! Attachment 263714 Maybe this is why chicken tastes...."just like chicken"? Velveeta! Feed you family, feed your chickens...it's multipurpose good! Regards! Last edited by Rupert; 08-15-2015 at 10:29 AM.

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jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by robtcorl Therein lies the problem. They must only sell a fake cheese up there called "Velveta" Here we have the real deal, Velveeta! That must be the problem. We're getting a cheap MIV imitation!

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	You naysayers ought to try the new Velveeta Sharp...it is great tasting and when it goes rancid you won't notice the difference. I don't even bother to refrigerate it. Regards!

03-30-2015, 08:58 PM - 1 Like	#16113
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	You're supposed to refrigerate that stuff?

03-30-2015, 09:10 PM	#16114
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by r0ckstarr You're supposed to refrigerate that stuff? Not sure that microbes want anything to do with it.

03-30-2015, 10:53 PM	#16115
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by normhead ....I love the feather detail in that image What's with the comments about the image? Are you some sort of photography nut? (Beware of the Mod!)

03-31-2015, 01:30 AM	#16116
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by r0ckstarr You're supposed to refrigerate that stuff? Originally posted by clackers Not sure that microbes want anything to do with it. No, but the taste might be a tad less offensive when refrigerated. The closer you cat get to absolute zero the better.

03-31-2015, 01:35 AM - 2 Likes	#16117
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by rod_grant What's with the comments about the image? Are you some sort of photography nut? (Beware of the Mod!) Uh-oh. Nope, we can't have any of that! So, back off topic: I took a picture of my wife's yoga mat the other day.

03-31-2015, 02:16 AM	#16118
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by savoche Uh-oh. Nope, we can't have any of that! So, back off topic: I took a picture of my wife's yoga mat the other day. There is something wrong with that mat, it has lumps. She cannot possibly use it for sitting on - it might pass on a black lumpy things disease..

03-31-2015, 02:51 AM	#16119
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by savoche Uh-oh. Nope, we can't have any of that! So, back off topic: I took a picture of my wife's yoga mat the other day. Looks like there is some mud and rocks on it.

03-31-2015, 02:53 AM - 1 Like	#16120
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Rupert What are stuffed Bell Peppers without Velveeta? Oh! Oh! I know! Pick me! They are stuffed Bell Peppers with some nice Tillamook extra sharp cheddar on them! Oh yeah baby! Made from real milk that came from real cows.

03-31-2015, 03:35 AM	#16121
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Made from real milk that came from real cows. All natural just means they are too cheap to put in the good stuff! Besides I bet it won't last on the shelf of a survival bunker so it's useless!

03-31-2015, 03:37 AM - 1 Like	#16122
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Joel B All natural just means they are too cheap to put in the good stuff! Besides I bet it won't outlast on the shelf of a survival bunker so it's useless! There, fixed it for you.

03-31-2015, 03:46 AM	#16123
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by savoche There, fixed it for you. Much Better!

03-31-2015, 10:34 AM - 2 Likes	#16125
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by savoche So, back off topic: I took a picture of my wife's yoga mat the other day. That is truly cruelty to lenses! Are you aware that yoga mats have some of the same chemicals found in Subway sandwich bread!!! Steve