why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

tim60 · 04-08-2015, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by ChristianRock

Almost as nice as this one...

But yours was just down the street from where I live!

If that is what professional drivers do in those countries, amateur drivers must be pretty atrocious!

I thought one became a professional after displaying wonderful prowess as an amateur, or does that only apply in sports?

Racer X 69 · 04-08-2015, 01:44 PM

Originally posted by ChristianRock

Almost as nice as this one...

Wow! That's crazy!

AldaCZ · 04-08-2015, 01:47 PM

New FF won't need a flash...it will have LED's which will also act as a macro flash ...

ChristianRock · 04-08-2015, 01:48 PM - **1 Like**

This is a car that passes gas emissions.

AldaCZ · 04-08-2015, 01:51 PM - **1 Like**

It's green.. It's ecologic (suffocating engines)
https://youtu.be/wEETEOcQW90

Parallax · 04-08-2015, 01:52 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

I thought one became a professional after displaying wonderful prowess as an amateur, or does that only apply in sports?

Don't confuse professional with professionalism. They are often unrelated. "Professional" just means you get paid for doing something.

**Ex Finn.** · 04-08-2015, 02:56 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by ChristianRock

Almost as nice as this one...

But yours was just down the street from where I live!

That CONEX box is just ripping into that Mercedes, ouch!

**Ex Finn.** · 04-08-2015, 03:04 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by ChristianRock

This is a car that passes gas emissions.

That "Butt-Mobile" will slow down my bacon intake and keep me from buying the K3...

tim60 · 04-08-2015, 03:07 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Don't confuse professional with professionalism. They are often unrelated. "Professional" just means you get paid for doing something.

I often hear football (real football with a long ball) coaches saying, after their team lost, that they should be more professional;. I do not see how that works since the difference between an amateur and a professional is that the professional gets paid, so to be more professional the team needs to pay them more - but how does that win games? Ah, the typical airhead interviews full of clichés that get on media about sport!

MarkJerling · 04-08-2015, 04:35 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Good luck with that!

Here, check this out!

(Apologies that the video is long, fast forward to about the 3 minute mark. That is where all the action is)

Nice, huh?

As a one time (army) truck driver, I can say I've seen my share of idiots, but this one is a class act!

ZoeB · 04-08-2015, 10:06 PM - **2 Likes**

I'm back, I'm back! And I see a buttmobile. What were you guys up to while I was out skiing? And who hypnotised the mod?

cbope · 04-08-2015, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by ZoeB

I'm back, I'm back! And I see a buttmobile. What were you guys up to while I was out skiing? And who hypnotised the mod?

The mod is bound and gagged in the back. We tried hypnosis, but it didn't work...

karro · 04-09-2015, 12:33 AM

ah, hypnosis.. I attended the "hypnosis class" once, didn't like it at all, so I paid for the whole year and never did it again..

r0ckstarr · 04-09-2015, 04:32 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by AldaCZ

New FF won't need a flash...it will have LED's which will also act as a macro flash ...

It also has a sensor made of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings are in a direct line with the panametric fam. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding is of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible termie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammies.

The FF has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce soinasoidal repleneration.

Parallax · 04-09-2015, 04:50 AM - **1 Like**

But will it be available in different colors?

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04-08-2015, 01:40 PM	#16276
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by ChristianRock Almost as nice as this one... But yours was just down the street from where I live! If that is what professional drivers do in those countries, amateur drivers must be pretty atrocious! I thought one became a professional after displaying wonderful prowess as an amateur, or does that only apply in sports?

04-08-2015, 01:44 PM	#16277
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by ChristianRock Almost as nice as this one... Wow! That's crazy!

04-08-2015, 01:47 PM	#16278
AldaCZ Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: North Bohemia Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,251	New FF won't need a flash...it will have LED's which will also act as a macro flash ...

04-08-2015, 01:48 PM - 1 Like	#16279
ChristianRock Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: People's Republic of America Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 9,910	This is a car that passes gas emissions.

04-08-2015, 01:51 PM - 1 Like	#16280
AldaCZ Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: North Bohemia Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,251	It's green.. It's ecologic (suffocating engines) https://youtu.be/wEETEOcQW90

04-08-2015, 01:52 PM - 1 Like	#16281
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by tim60 I thought one became a professional after displaying wonderful prowess as an amateur, or does that only apply in sports? Don't confuse professional with professionalism. They are often unrelated. "Professional" just means you get paid for doing something.

04-08-2015, 02:56 PM - 1 Like	#16282
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by ChristianRock Almost as nice as this one... But yours was just down the street from where I live! That CONEX box is just ripping into that Mercedes, ouch!

04-08-2015, 03:04 PM - 1 Like	#16283
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by ChristianRock This is a car that passes gas emissions. That "Butt-Mobile" will slow down my bacon intake and keep me from buying the K3...

04-08-2015, 03:07 PM - 1 Like	#16284
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by Parallax Don't confuse professional with professionalism. They are often unrelated. "Professional" just means you get paid for doing something. I often hear football (real football with a long ball) coaches saying, after their team lost, that they should be more professional;. I do not see how that works since the difference between an amateur and a professional is that the professional gets paid, so to be more professional the team needs to pay them more - but how does that win games? Ah, the typical airhead interviews full of clichés that get on media about sport!

04-08-2015, 04:35 PM - 1 Like	#16285
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Good luck with that! Here, check this out! (Apologies that the video is long, fast forward to about the 3 minute mark. That is where all the action is) Nice, huh? As a one time (army) truck driver, I can say I've seen my share of idiots, but this one is a class act!

04-08-2015, 10:06 PM - 2 Likes	#16286
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	I'm back, I'm back! And I see a buttmobile. What were you guys up to while I was out skiing? And who hypnotised the mod?

04-08-2015, 10:32 PM	#16287
cbope Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Helsinki Posts: 664	Originally posted by ZoeB I'm back, I'm back! And I see a buttmobile. What were you guys up to while I was out skiing? And who hypnotised the mod? The mod is bound and gagged in the back. We tried hypnosis, but it didn't work...

04-09-2015, 12:33 AM	#16288
karro Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Riga Photos: Albums Posts: 245	ah, hypnosis.. I attended the "hypnosis class" once, didn't like it at all, so I paid for the whole year and never did it again..

04-09-2015, 04:32 AM - 1 Like	#16289
r0ckstarr Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 3,507	Originally posted by AldaCZ New FF won't need a flash...it will have LED's which will also act as a macro flash ... It also has a sensor made of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings are in a direct line with the panametric fam. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding is of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible termie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammies. The FF has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of novertrunnions. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce soinasoidal repleneration.

04-09-2015, 04:50 AM - 1 Like	#16290
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	But will it be available in different colors?