why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

TinaS · 04-09-2015, 12:54 PM

It did.

And thank you.

normhead · 04-09-2015, 01:21 PM - **2 Likes**

And to think it used to be a big fat diamond he'd pull out of his pocket, my how times have changed.

But to think of it, what do you do with a diamond... take care of it... at least chocolate covered bacon has a few calories.

Racer X 69 · 04-09-2015, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by ZoeB

I'm back, I'm back! And I see a buttmobile. What were you guys up to while I was out skiing? And who hypnotised the mod?

Me.

With my pocket watch.

You're next.

Just watch the watch, and relax.

You are getting sleepy.

Sleepy.

Sleepy.

Sleepy.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Parallax · 04-09-2015, 01:55 PM - **1 Like**

Yaaawwwwn...................

Racer X 69 · 04-09-2015, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

But will it be available in different colors?

No.

But it will have sinusoidal deplenoration.

Very critical to the correct selection of the aperture and shutter speed.

Racer X 69 · 04-09-2015, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by stillshot2

Did this thread get opened back up?!

You don't get out much, do you?

Parallax · 04-09-2015, 02:05 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

You don't get out much, do you?

LOL! I would think the question would be more appropriately asked of those of us who know that it's open.

**clackers** · 04-09-2015, 02:21 PM

Originally posted by magkelly

Not that I'd wish him dead, but offline Kevin Bacon is more than a bit of an arsehole. Speaking from personal experience. He and his wife used to come into this store where I worked when I lived in NYC? She was ever so nice. Him, not so much. :P To this day I see a pic of the guy and my first reaction is a mental "UGH!"

Saw him on an episode of 'Capture', Mag, a talk show where a famous working photographer is paired with a famous amateur.

Kevin Bacon - The Photographer Rocker | Ep. 4 Part 1/3 Capture | Reserve...:

Youtu.be

**Ex Finn.** · 04-09-2015, 03:15 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by stillshot2

Did this thread get opened back up?!

Nope, you are in a Parallax dimension and all these posts are echoes of the original...

CarlG · 04-09-2015, 03:36 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by stillshot2

Did this thread get opened back up?!

That's an interesting question. Therer's a rumour around that if anyone ever finds out, the Thread will be replaced by another even more randomly on-topic thread. Of course, there's some moderators here that belives this has already happened.

stillshot2 · 04-09-2015, 04:13 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CarlG

Therer's a rumour around that if anyone ever finds out, the Thread will be replaced by another even more randomly on-topic thread.

Haha so to keep things in order, this thread must live on! And it probably gives Pentaxforums more traffic, since every time I see a bunch of notifications I click on them and they all point to this thread. Sigh... guess it's time to unsubscribe from this thread again...for like the fifth or sixth time now lol! It's just so addicting I keep coming back to it!

stevebrot · 04-09-2015, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

But will it be available in different colors?

Does the hociR have horns and scales? Of course it will be in different colors! Patterns too. I want mine in paisley.

Steve

stevebrot · 04-09-2015, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Too much camera talk.

Corn beef, cabbage, and horseradish cheese pizza.
Okay I lied, it's marinated artichoke hearts not cabbage.

I know this sounds perverse, but that kind of sounds tasty...

Steve

stevebrot · 04-09-2015, 04:36 PM

Originally posted by ChristianRock

In Brazil, this is what a pastel is (it's delicious)

In Portugal, this is what a pastel is (also delicious! but sweet)

Here in Ecotopia, this is what a pastel is (hard to chew and not very tasty)

Steve

stevebrot · 04-09-2015, 04:38 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

But it will have sinusoidal deplenoration.

I take Nasonex for that..

Steve

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04-09-2015, 12:54 PM	#16321
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	It did. And thank you.

04-09-2015, 01:21 PM - 2 Likes	#16322
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	And to think it used to be a big fat diamond he'd pull out of his pocket, my how times have changed. But to think of it, what do you do with a diamond... take care of it... at least chocolate covered bacon has a few calories.

04-09-2015, 01:55 PM	#16323
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by ZoeB I'm back, I'm back! And I see a buttmobile. What were you guys up to while I was out skiing? And who hypnotised the mod? Me. With my pocket watch. You're next. Just watch the watch, and relax. You are getting sleepy. Sleepy. Sleepy. Sleepy. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

04-09-2015, 01:55 PM - 1 Like	#16324
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Yaaawwwwn...................

04-09-2015, 01:57 PM	#16325
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Parallax But will it be available in different colors? No. But it will have sinusoidal deplenoration. Very critical to the correct selection of the aperture and shutter speed.

04-09-2015, 02:02 PM	#16326
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by stillshot2 Did this thread get opened back up?! You don't get out much, do you?

04-09-2015, 02:05 PM - 2 Likes	#16327
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Racer X 69 You don't get out much, do you? LOL! I would think the question would be more appropriately asked of those of us who know that it's open.

04-09-2015, 03:15 PM - 2 Likes	#16329
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by stillshot2 Did this thread get opened back up?! Nope, you are in a Parallax dimension and all these posts are echoes of the original...

04-09-2015, 03:36 PM - 1 Like	#16330
CarlG Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 417	Originally posted by stillshot2 Did this thread get opened back up?! That's an interesting question. Therer's a rumour around that if anyone ever finds out, the Thread will be replaced by another even more randomly on-topic thread. Of course, there's some moderators here that belives this has already happened.

04-09-2015, 04:13 PM - 1 Like	#16331
stillshot2 Pentaxian Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Phoenix, AZ Photos: Albums Posts: 1,070	Originally posted by CarlG Therer's a rumour around that if anyone ever finds out, the Thread will be replaced by another even more randomly on-topic thread. Haha so to keep things in order, this thread must live on! And it probably gives Pentaxforums more traffic, since every time I see a bunch of notifications I click on them and they all point to this thread. Sigh... guess it's time to unsubscribe from this thread again...for like the fifth or sixth time now lol! It's just so addicting I keep coming back to it!

04-09-2015, 04:29 PM	#16332
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Parallax But will it be available in different colors? Does the hociR have horns and scales? Of course it will be in different colors! Patterns too. I want mine in paisley. Steve

04-09-2015, 04:31 PM	#16333
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by robtcorl Too much camera talk. Corn beef, cabbage, and horseradish cheese pizza. Okay I lied, it's marinated artichoke hearts not cabbage. I know this sounds perverse, but that kind of sounds tasty... Steve

04-09-2015, 04:36 PM	#16334
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by ChristianRock In Brazil, this is what a pastel is (it's delicious) In Portugal, this is what a pastel is (also delicious! but sweet) Here in Ecotopia, this is what a pastel is (hard to chew and not very tasty) Steve

04-09-2015, 04:38 PM - 1 Like	#16335
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Racer X 69 But it will have sinusoidal deplenoration. I take Nasonex for that.. Steve