Originally posted by Sagitta I recently started getting into the habit of saving my bacon grease in a mason jar. I figured both my grandmothers did it, so what the heck.
FWIW, my cast iron pans have never performed better then when I slather that stuff on it before frying something up.
At about ten years old I had a cage with some gerbils in it. The little critters are nocturnal. And very active. There was two of those exercise wheels in the cage for them, and both of them squeaked. I tried everything, axle grease, vaseline, 3in1 oil, motor oil, WD40.
Nothing would keep them from squeaking for more than an hour or so.
One day mom was pouring the bacon grease into the coffee can she kept under the sink, and the light went off.
I ran to the bathroom, grabbed a Q-tip, back to the kitchen to dip up some of the bacon grease and then down the hall to my room. I greased both of the wheels, and then closed the blinds, shut out the lights and closed the door. It didn't take long for the gerbils to wake up and get busy with gerbil stuff. Digging. Eating. Digging. Copulating. Digging. Eating. Digging.
And yes, running on the wheels.
Silence.
Not a sound save for the air as the exercise wheels spun around.
At last, peace was back in Racer's parent's home.
Well, sort of.
As soon as the gerbils discovered the tasty bacon grease the sound of their buck teeth grinding on the steel of the wheels could be heard. At least it was not as lound and obnoxious as the squeaking.