why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**clackers** · 07-27-2015, 02:51 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

If it was brain size that really matters, the sperm whale (about 7kg) would be the king of smartness.

Well, how many whales have you beaten at chess? :-)

FantasticMrFox · 07-27-2015, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by clackers

Well, how many whales have you beaten at chess? :-)

Alright, point taken. I have a rather bad record against whales, two wins against a mink whale and a blue whale (both times with white), a draw against another mink whale, and 7 losses against various humpbacks and sperm whales. Really embarrassing for a fox - I always start out very well, but mess up the end game ...

**clackers** · 07-27-2015, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Alright, point taken. I have a rather bad record against whales ...

(Laughs).

And they say poodles are intelligent ... but I can beat mine three games out of five (four if he goes black).

robtcorl · 07-27-2015, 05:21 PM - **2 Likes**

**clackers** · 07-27-2015, 05:37 PM

I know there are supporting graphics for unlikely premises to be found on the web, Rob ... but that's pretty special!

stevebrot · 07-27-2015, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by clackers

I know there are supporting graphics for unlikely premises to be found on the web, Rob ... but that's pretty special!

I think there is a chess strategy referred to as "The Whale"...

Steve

**savoche** · 07-28-2015, 09:03 AM - **1 Like**

This thread needs more images - and even though this one does not include whales, nor poodles or foxes, it is sort of relevant to the current fleeting topic

Jean Poitiers · 07-28-2015, 09:28 AM - **1 Like**

I'm on vacation, so limited posting abilities via cell phone... 😐

ADD image of dogs playing poker ... 👌

**savoche** · 07-28-2015, 10:12 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

I'm on vacation, so limited posting abilities via cell phone... 😐

ADD image of dogs playing poker ... 👌

Just back from vacation... So you mean like this?

Racer X 69 · 07-28-2015, 12:13 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Nah, just trying to get my big brain to fit in my head

You're doing it wrong.

You need a funnel, and lots of lubricant. Then have an assistant squish it in gently.

Don't want to harm any of those delicate brain cells.

Racer X 69 · 07-28-2015, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by savoche

This thread needs more images . . . . . . . . .

Perfectly OK.

Just no images made with the livE hociR.

Ever.

**savoche** · 07-28-2015, 12:49 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

You're doing it wrong.

You need a funnel, and lots of lubricant. Then have an assistant squish it in gently.

Don't want to harm any of those delicate brain cells.

Do I really need both of them??

**savoche** · 07-28-2015, 12:50 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Perfectly OK.

Just no images made with the livE hociR.

Ever.

Hey, I ain't stupid.

At least not that stupid.

cbope · 07-28-2015, 03:39 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Do I really need both of them??

No, one is a spare.

robtcorl · 07-28-2015, 04:34 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

ADD image of dogs playing poker ... ��

Mr Mod says, NO!

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
why I will buy a K3	chicagojohn	Pentax K-3 & K-3 II	80	09-18-2016 08:42 AM
Suggestion Neutralize the 'why I won't buy a k-3' thread	crewl1	Site Suggestions and Help	61	10-04-2014 05:08 PM
Why I Won't Be Buying A K5IIs	Racer X 69	Pentax K-5 & K-5 II	40	02-03-2014 08:12 PM
Why I don't buy Pentax lenses	keyser	Pentax SLR Lens Discussion	44	12-20-2012 01:58 AM
I feel so old: 8 things the facebook gen won't buy	Nesster	General Talk	27	04-22-2012 11:01 AM

07-27-2015, 02:51 PM - 1 Like	#18301
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox If it was brain size that really matters, the sperm whale (about 7kg) would be the king of smartness. Well, how many whales have you beaten at chess? :-)

07-27-2015, 03:12 PM	#18302
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by clackers Well, how many whales have you beaten at chess? :-) Alright, point taken. I have a rather bad record against whales, two wins against a mink whale and a blue whale (both times with white), a draw against another mink whale, and 7 losses against various humpbacks and sperm whales. Really embarrassing for a fox - I always start out very well, but mess up the end game ...

07-27-2015, 04:51 PM	#18303
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Alright, point taken. I have a rather bad record against whales ... (Laughs). And they say poodles are intelligent ... but I can beat mine three games out of five (four if he goes black).

07-27-2015, 05:21 PM - 2 Likes	#18304
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606

07-27-2015, 05:37 PM	#18305
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	I know there are supporting graphics for unlikely premises to be found on the web, Rob ... but that's pretty special!

07-27-2015, 06:44 PM	#18306
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by clackers I know there are supporting graphics for unlikely premises to be found on the web, Rob ... but that's pretty special! I think there is a chess strategy referred to as "The Whale"... Steve

07-28-2015, 09:03 AM - 1 Like	#18307
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	This thread needs more images - and even though this one does not include whales, nor poodles or foxes, it is sort of relevant to the current fleeting topic

07-28-2015, 09:28 AM - 1 Like	#18308
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	I'm on vacation, so limited posting abilities via cell phone... 😐 ADD image of dogs playing poker ... 👌

07-28-2015, 10:12 AM - 1 Like	#18309
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers I'm on vacation, so limited posting abilities via cell phone... 😐 ADD image of dogs playing poker ... 👌 Just back from vacation... So you mean like this?

07-28-2015, 12:13 PM	#18310
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by savoche Nah, just trying to get my big brain to fit in my head You're doing it wrong. You need a funnel, and lots of lubricant. Then have an assistant squish it in gently. Don't want to harm any of those delicate brain cells.

07-28-2015, 12:16 PM	#18311
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by savoche This thread needs more images . . . . . . . . . Perfectly OK. Just no images made with the livE hociR. Ever.

07-28-2015, 12:49 PM - 1 Like	#18312
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 You're doing it wrong. You need a funnel, and lots of lubricant. Then have an assistant squish it in gently. Don't want to harm any of those delicate brain cells. Do I really need both of them??

07-28-2015, 12:50 PM - 1 Like	#18313
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Perfectly OK. Just no images made with the livE hociR. Ever. Hey, I ain't stupid. At least not that stupid.

07-28-2015, 03:39 PM - 1 Like	#18314
cbope Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Helsinki Posts: 664	Originally posted by savoche Do I really need both of them?? No, one is a spare.

07-28-2015, 04:34 PM - 1 Like	#18315
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers ADD image of dogs playing poker ... �� Mr Mod says, NO!