why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

FantasticMrFox · 08-19-2015, 03:25 PM

Since discussions of lutefisk have died down there has been a complete lack of fish on this thread! This situation is unbearable.

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**clackers** · 08-19-2015, 04:26 PM - **1 Like**

Well, there's big fish news:

http://news.sky.com/story/1520208/loch-ness-monster-most-likely-large-catfish

He also thinks the rumoured Pentax FF is really a misidentified Canon Rebel.

**rod_grant** · 08-19-2015, 04:42 PM - **2 Likes**

...and he doesn't know that the murky photos of Nessie are really of Kerrowdown taking his early morning swim.

**clackers** · 08-19-2015, 04:53 PM

You'd get a lot of Filets o' Fish out of Nessie.

Something tells me our dear Kerrowdown wouldn't be as palatable even with a bucket of tartare sauce. :-)

Parallax · 08-19-2015, 04:55 PM

Originally posted by rod_grant

...and he doesn't know that the murky photos of Nessie are really of Kerrowdown taking his early morning swim.

LOL!!!

cbope · 08-19-2015, 09:54 PM

Originally posted by ZoeB

Yeah, i imagine that if you were drinking with northern norwegians, you probably felt about as good as I do right now... Ugh.

Yes I was. My liver still hates me.

Racer X 69 · 08-20-2015, 02:30 AM

Originally posted by gaweidert

Do you people not realize that the word mod is actually derived from two separate words. Man + God = Mod. Notice how they share the same middle letter. This is symbolic of God giving some special powers to (With apologies to Kipling and Connery) "The Man Who Would Be Mod".

Careful . . . . . . .

Racer X 69 · 08-20-2015, 02:58 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Suckup.

A guy has to do what he is good at, right?

RoxnDox · 08-20-2015, 08:30 AM - **1 Like**

Cowabunga, Dude!

tim60 · 08-20-2015, 08:49 AM

I came back after my brains went on holiday after my ride on wings made in Europe. The ride in the 380, all 13 hours of it, was pretty good. Now a bit recovered from the brains on holiday but should be better tomorrow. Everyone here can hear from my voice that I am a foreigner. At least her they Ned to hear me to confirm. Last county I was in it was plainly obvious by looking at me.

**savoche** · 08-21-2015, 12:01 AM

Just a heads-up to anyone hoping that Santa will bring them an FF for Christmas: Forget it!

Santa Claus files for bankruptcy in Finland | Inquirer News

Surely another step in the evil plan of the hociR

**clackers** · 08-21-2015, 12:15 AM

I warned him:

"Dear Santa. I want a Pentax FF. I have been good. Don't listen to anything my Mum and Dad say about that. Btw, don't let your elves unionize. Shift your assets to the Cayman Islands, and production to China."

FantasticMrFox · 08-21-2015, 01:57 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by clackers

I warned him:

"Dear Santa. I want a Pentax FF. I have been good. Don't listen to anything my Mum and Dad say about that. Btw, don't let your elves unionize. Shift your assets to the Cayman Islands, and production to China."

I think he was too busy dealing with this guy:

**clackers** · 08-21-2015, 03:12 AM - **1 Like**

Bless Calvin and Hobbs. ☺

robtcorl · 08-21-2015, 06:02 AM - **3 Likes**

I heard, but can't substantiate, that pentaxdude is hiring cartoonist Bill Watterson to work up a sketch of Calvin peeing on a K-3.

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08-19-2015, 04:26 PM - 1 Like	#18557
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Well, there's big fish news: http://news.sky.com/story/1520208/loch-ness-monster-most-likely-large-catfish He also thinks the rumoured Pentax FF is really a misidentified Canon Rebel.

08-19-2015, 04:42 PM - 2 Likes	#18558
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	...and he doesn't know that the murky photos of Nessie are really of Kerrowdown taking his early morning swim.

08-19-2015, 04:53 PM	#18559
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	You'd get a lot of Filets o' Fish out of Nessie. Something tells me our dear Kerrowdown wouldn't be as palatable even with a bucket of tartare sauce. :-)

08-19-2015, 04:55 PM	#18560
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by rod_grant ...and he doesn't know that the murky photos of Nessie are really of Kerrowdown taking his early morning swim. LOL!!!

08-19-2015, 09:54 PM	#18561
cbope Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Helsinki Posts: 664	Originally posted by ZoeB Yeah, i imagine that if you were drinking with northern norwegians, you probably felt about as good as I do right now... Ugh. Yes I was. My liver still hates me.

08-20-2015, 02:30 AM	#18562
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by gaweidert Do you people not realize that the word mod is actually derived from two separate words. Man + God = Mod. Notice how they share the same middle letter. This is symbolic of God giving some special powers to (With apologies to Kipling and Connery) "The Man Who Would Be Mod". Careful . . . . . . .

08-20-2015, 02:58 AM - 1 Like	#18563
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax Suckup. A guy has to do what he is good at, right?

08-20-2015, 08:30 AM - 1 Like	#18564
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Cowabunga, Dude!

08-20-2015, 08:49 AM	#18565
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	I came back after my brains went on holiday after my ride on wings made in Europe. The ride in the 380, all 13 hours of it, was pretty good. Now a bit recovered from the brains on holiday but should be better tomorrow. Everyone here can hear from my voice that I am a foreigner. At least her they Ned to hear me to confirm. Last county I was in it was plainly obvious by looking at me.

08-21-2015, 12:01 AM	#18566
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Just a heads-up to anyone hoping that Santa will bring them an FF for Christmas: Forget it! Santa Claus files for bankruptcy in Finland \| Inquirer News Surely another step in the evil plan of the hociR

08-21-2015, 12:15 AM	#18567
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	I warned him: "Dear Santa. I want a Pentax FF. I have been good. Don't listen to anything my Mum and Dad say about that. Btw, don't let your elves unionize. Shift your assets to the Cayman Islands, and production to China."

08-21-2015, 01:57 AM - 1 Like	#18568
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by clackers I warned him: "Dear Santa. I want a Pentax FF. I have been good. Don't listen to anything my Mum and Dad say about that. Btw, don't let your elves unionize. Shift your assets to the Cayman Islands, and production to China." I think he was too busy dealing with this guy:

08-21-2015, 03:12 AM - 1 Like	#18569
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Bless Calvin and Hobbs. ☺

08-21-2015, 06:02 AM - 3 Likes	#18570
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I heard, but can't substantiate, that pentaxdude is hiring cartoonist Bill Watterson to work up a sketch of Calvin peeing on a K-3.