why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Jean Poitiers · 08-30-2015, 01:24 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by stevebrot

I about fell off my chair...

Steve

You only need ONE shot of it, Steve ... more than that is overkill. OK?!

tim60 · 08-30-2015, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I got my bottle of whisky back! Aaah, how I missed the stuff.

There is something wrong with your picture. The PF in the picture is not right. Good try though.

FantasticMrFox · 08-30-2015, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by tim60

The PF in the picture is not right.

Am I missing something?

Parallax · 08-30-2015, 02:15 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I got my bottle of whisky back! Aaah, how I missed the stuff.

You got yor bottle back so you show us a picture of the glass?
Don't keep us in suspenders; show us the bottle.

FantasticMrFox · 08-30-2015, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Don't keep us in suspenders; show us the bottle.

But then you would see that the bottle is almost empty now and think of me as an alcoholic

Parallax · 08-30-2015, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

But then you would see that the bottle is almost empty now and think of me as an alcoholic

That would depend on how long ago it was full. Are we talking weeks, days, or hours?

FantasticMrFox · 08-30-2015, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

That would depend on how long ago it was full. Are we talking weeks, days, or hours?

Months. Alright, let me gather the necessary equipment and I will produce evidence of the bottle.

Here we are:

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Parallax · 08-30-2015, 03:28 PM

I've never tried that, but I've heard it's good stuff. I'm an Islay, or Speyside fan.

FantasticMrFox · 08-30-2015, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

I've never tried that, but I've heard it's good stuff. I'm an Islay, or Speyside fan.

Balvenie is from Dufftown, Speyside

Parallax · 08-30-2015, 03:37 PM

I did not know that.
Is fairly phenolic like Ardbeg or Glen Moray?

Parallax · 08-30-2015, 03:39 PM

I did not know that.
Is it fairly phenolic like Ardbeg or Glen Moray?
(Yes, I realize Glen Moray isn't as intense as Ardbeg, Laphroaig, or Lagavulin; but neither is its price.)

FantasticMrFox · 08-30-2015, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Is it fairly phenolic like Ardbeg or Glen Moray?

I like whisky and notice that one tastes different from another, but that's as far as it goes. I wouldn't even know whether Balvenie is fairly phenolic if I had a clue what that means

stevebrot · 08-30-2015, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I got my bottle of whisky back! Aaah, how I missed the stuff.

I would expect the creative prose to start flowing...or something like that...

Steve

stevebrot · 08-30-2015, 04:15 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

fairly phenolic if I had a clue what that means

Tastes like disinfectant? Plastic? Racing fuel?

Steve

Parallax · 08-30-2015, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

Tastes like disinfectant? Plastic? Racing fuel?

Steve

Yes. Exactly! Combine that with salt and seaweed and you have Islay malts; or, as I call them, nectar of the gods.

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08-30-2015, 01:24 PM - 1 Like	#18676
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by stevebrot I about fell off my chair... Steve You only need ONE shot of it, Steve ... more than that is overkill. OK?!

08-30-2015, 01:27 PM	#18677
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I got my bottle of whisky back! Aaah, how I missed the stuff. There is something wrong with your picture. The PF in the picture is not right. Good try though.

08-30-2015, 01:33 PM	#18678
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by tim60 The PF in the picture is not right. Am I missing something?

08-30-2015, 02:15 PM - 1 Like	#18679
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I got my bottle of whisky back! Aaah, how I missed the stuff. You got yor bottle back so you show us a picture of the glass? Don't keep us in suspenders; show us the bottle.

08-30-2015, 02:39 PM	#18680
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Parallax Don't keep us in suspenders; show us the bottle. But then you would see that the bottle is almost empty now and think of me as an alcoholic

08-30-2015, 02:43 PM	#18681
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox But then you would see that the bottle is almost empty now and think of me as an alcoholic That would depend on how long ago it was full. Are we talking weeks, days, or hours?

08-30-2015, 03:28 PM	#18683
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	I've never tried that, but I've heard it's good stuff. I'm an Islay, or Speyside fan.

08-30-2015, 03:35 PM	#18684
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Parallax I've never tried that, but I've heard it's good stuff. I'm an Islay, or Speyside fan. Balvenie is from Dufftown, Speyside

08-30-2015, 03:37 PM	#18685
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	I did not know that. Is fairly phenolic like Ardbeg or Glen Moray?

08-30-2015, 03:39 PM	#18686
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	I did not know that. Is it fairly phenolic like Ardbeg or Glen Moray? (Yes, I realize Glen Moray isn't as intense as Ardbeg, Laphroaig, or Lagavulin; but neither is its price.)

08-30-2015, 03:58 PM	#18687
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Parallax Is it fairly phenolic like Ardbeg or Glen Moray? I like whisky and notice that one tastes different from another, but that's as far as it goes. I wouldn't even know whether Balvenie is fairly phenolic if I had a clue what that means

08-30-2015, 04:13 PM	#18688
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I got my bottle of whisky back! Aaah, how I missed the stuff. I would expect the creative prose to start flowing...or something like that... Steve

08-30-2015, 04:15 PM - 1 Like	#18689
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox fairly phenolic if I had a clue what that means Tastes like disinfectant? Plastic? Racing fuel? Steve

08-30-2015, 04:19 PM	#18690
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by stevebrot Tastes like disinfectant? Plastic? Racing fuel? Steve Yes. Exactly! Combine that with salt and seaweed and you have Islay malts; or, as I call them, nectar of the gods.