why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

ZoeB · 09-02-2015, 04:02 AM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

This qualifies as food! And it WILL keep hociR away!
As will SALMIAKKI

Oh, thanks for posting a picture of somethink that tastes like pure evil.

Parallax · 09-02-2015, 04:53 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Fraud !!!

A fraud, I tell you. Here's the real thing ...

The Hokey Pokey Song with Actions - Debbie Doo - YouTube

Jean, if I can't get that song out of my head by the end of the day, I'm coming after you!

VoiceOfReason · 09-02-2015, 05:32 AM

Still posting horrible tasting "foods" from northern Europe?

robtcorl · 09-02-2015, 05:47 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

This qualifies as food! And it WILL keep hociR away!
As will SALMIAKKI

SALMIAKKI ingredients:
Sugar, Thickener (E414), Modified Potato Starch, Glucose Syrup, Liquorice Extract, Ammonium Chloride, Salt, Stabiliser (E420), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Flavouring, Glazing Agent

And Velveeta gets a bad rap around these parts?

cbope · 09-02-2015, 08:28 AM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

This qualifies as food! And it WILL keep hociR away!
As will SALMIAKKI

Now we're talking! Turkish Pebber WILL burn the roof of your mouth if you eat too much at one time. Not recommended for amateurs.

---------- Post added 09-02-15 at 05:32 PM ----------

Originally posted by robtcorl

SALMIAKKI ingredients:
Sugar, Thickener (E414), Modified Potato Starch, Glucose Syrup, Liquorice Extract, Ammonium Chloride, Salt, Stabiliser (E420), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Flavouring, Glazing Agent

And Velveeta gets a bad rap around these parts?

For real fun, we dissolve salmiakki in Koskenkorva, which is like vodka. Voila, salmiakkikossu! But watch out for the hangover.

Racer X 69 · 09-02-2015, 11:40 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

Jean, if I can't get that song out of my head by the end of the day, I'm coming after you!

Yeah, but a trip to France would be a treat, eh?

Jean Poitiers · 09-02-2015, 11:48 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Yeah, but a trip to France would be a treat, eh?

Well, if you get into I my neck of the woods, as the French say, " Mi casa es tu casa " ...

FantasticMrFox · 09-02-2015, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

... as the French say, " Mi casa es tu casa " ...

Nonono, they say "La mia casa è tua casa." Or "Mein Haus ist dein Haus."? I forgot.

Jean Poitiers · 09-02-2015, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

Nonono, they say "La mia casa è tua casa." Or "Mein Haus ist dein Haus."? I forgot.

?! Kinda looks like cheese, doesn't it ...

Parallax · 09-02-2015, 12:37 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Yeah, but a trip to France would be a treat, eh?

Oui!

MarkJerling · 09-02-2015, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Fraud !!!

A fraud, I tell you. Here's the real thing ...

The Hokey Pokey Song with Actions - Debbie Doo - YouTube

Wow. For my sins, I just watched (a teeny bit of) that. There's a special kind of hell in that little videoclip! I think it could be used to torture!

**Ex Finn.** · 09-02-2015, 05:50 PM

Originally posted by ZoeB

Oh, thanks for posting a picture of somethink that tastes like pure evil.

It is not bad at all. Really good, if one stuffs their mouth full and lets it just melt...

**Ex Finn.** · 09-02-2015, 05:58 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

SALMIAKKI ingredients:
Sugar, Thickener (E414), Modified Potato Starch, Glucose Syrup, Liquorice Extract, Ammonium Chloride, Salt, Stabiliser (E420), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Flavouring, Glazing Agent

And Velveeta gets a bad rap around these parts?

Those are the individual ingredients and do not matter. What does matter is, when combined, they produce magic

**Ex Finn.** · 09-02-2015, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by cbope

Koskenkorva

= the hangover, been there and done it.
Salmiakki makes Kossu almost palatable BTW

stevebrot · 09-02-2015, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

It's about time we bring this back to food! So, thanks for mentioning Hokey-Pokey!

Are they saying it tastes like a New Zealander?

Edit: Reread it...I guess they don't say that...pity...

Steve

09-02-2015, 05:50 PM	#18732
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by ZoeB Oh, thanks for posting a picture of somethink that tastes like pure evil. It is not bad at all. Really good, if one stuffs their mouth full and lets it just melt... Last edited by Ex Finn.; 09-02-2015 at 05:59 PM.

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09-02-2015, 04:02 AM	#18721
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by Ex Finn. This qualifies as food! And it WILL keep hociR away! As will SALMIAKKI Oh, thanks for posting a picture of somethink that tastes like pure evil.

09-02-2015, 04:53 AM - 2 Likes	#18722
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Fraud !!! A fraud, I tell you. Here's the real thing ... The Hokey Pokey Song with Actions - Debbie Doo - YouTube Jean, if I can't get that song out of my head by the end of the day, I'm coming after you!

09-02-2015, 05:32 AM	#18723
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Still posting horrible tasting "foods" from northern Europe?

09-02-2015, 05:47 AM - 1 Like	#18724
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Ex Finn. This qualifies as food! And it WILL keep hociR away! As will SALMIAKKI SALMIAKKI ingredients: Sugar, Thickener (E414), Modified Potato Starch, Glucose Syrup, Liquorice Extract, Ammonium Chloride, Salt, Stabiliser (E420), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Flavouring, Glazing Agent And Velveeta gets a bad rap around these parts?

09-02-2015, 08:28 AM	#18725
cbope Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Helsinki Posts: 664	Originally posted by Ex Finn. This qualifies as food! And it WILL keep hociR away! As will SALMIAKKI Now we're talking! Turkish Pebber WILL burn the roof of your mouth if you eat too much at one time. Not recommended for amateurs. ---------- Post added 09-02-15 at 05:32 PM ---------- Originally posted by robtcorl SALMIAKKI ingredients: Sugar, Thickener (E414), Modified Potato Starch, Glucose Syrup, Liquorice Extract, Ammonium Chloride, Salt, Stabiliser (E420), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Flavouring, Glazing Agent And Velveeta gets a bad rap around these parts? For real fun, we dissolve salmiakki in Koskenkorva, which is like vodka. Voila, salmiakkikossu! But watch out for the hangover.

09-02-2015, 11:40 AM - 2 Likes	#18726
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Parallax Jean, if I can't get that song out of my head by the end of the day, I'm coming after you! Yeah, but a trip to France would be a treat, eh?

09-02-2015, 11:48 AM - 1 Like	#18727
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Yeah, but a trip to France would be a treat, eh? Well, if you get into I my neck of the woods, as the French say, " *Mi casa es tu casa* " ...

09-02-2015, 12:20 PM	#18728
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers ... as the French say, " *Mi casa es tu casa* " ... Nonono, they say "La mia casa è tua casa." Or "Mein Haus ist dein Haus."? I forgot.

09-02-2015, 12:26 PM	#18729
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox Nonono, they say "La mia casa è tua casa." Or "Mein Haus ist dein Haus."? I forgot. ?! Kinda looks like cheese, doesn't it ...

09-02-2015, 12:37 PM - 1 Like	#18730
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Yeah, but a trip to France would be a treat, eh? Oui!

09-02-2015, 04:52 PM	#18731
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Fraud !!! A fraud, I tell you. Here's the real thing ... The Hokey Pokey Song with Actions - Debbie Doo - YouTube Wow. For my sins, I just watched (a teeny bit of) that. There's a special kind of hell in that little videoclip! I think it could be used to torture!

09-02-2015, 05:58 PM - 1 Like	#18733
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl SALMIAKKI ingredients: Sugar, Thickener (E414), Modified Potato Starch, Glucose Syrup, Liquorice Extract, Ammonium Chloride, Salt, Stabiliser (E420), Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Flavouring, Glazing Agent And Velveeta gets a bad rap around these parts? Those are the individual ingredients and do not matter. What does matter is, when combined, they produce magic

09-02-2015, 06:07 PM	#18734
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by cbope Koskenkorva = the hangover, been there and done it. Salmiakki makes Kossu almost palatable BTW

09-02-2015, 06:48 PM	#18735
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by MarkJerling It's about time we bring this back to food! So, thanks for mentioning Hokey-Pokey! Are they saying it tastes like a New Zealander? Edit: Reread it...I guess they don't say that...pity... Steve