why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**gaweidert** · 09-13-2015, 09:53 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I'm pretty sure those two words don't belong in the same sentence. Slightly further North, the Upper Canada Brewing Co. in Toronto makes a pretty good beer.

Actually, we in America have been rescued by micro breweries. There is actually some pretty good beer around now. Plus, within a few miles (The only way to properly measure distance.) of my house is a store called Beers of the World.

WOW, I own page 1254!!!!!!!!!!

**savoche** · 09-13-2015, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by gaweidert

Actually, we in America have been rescued by micro breweries. There is actually some pretty good beer around now. Plus, within a few miles (The only way to properly measure distance.) of my house is a store called Beers of the World.

Very true. And thanks to the micro brewery movement taking off in the US we have had the same phenomenon coming here over the last 20 or so years.

The industrial scale "beer" brewers, on the other hand...

(As a side note I always find it curious that the term "American" is used interchangeably with "person from the USA". There are more Americans from outside of the US, after all.)

Quote:

WOW, I own page 1254!!!!!!!!!!

But all by yourself any more

Jean Poitiers · 09-13-2015, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by gaweidert

Actually, we in America have been rescued by micro breweries. There is actually some pretty good beer around now. Plus, within a few miles (The only way to properly measure distance.) of my house is a store called Beers of the World.

WOW, I own page 1254!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe we should have a countdown to post # 20,000 ?!

Who's able to do the math ...

**savoche** · 09-13-2015, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Maybe we should have a countdown to post # 20,000 ?!

Who's able to do the math ...

Not me! It gets too complicated when involving anything more than 1 and 0. And nobody seemed to care much when we rounded 100000000000000 anyway...

Racer X 69 · 09-13-2015, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by savoche

(As a side note I always find it curious that the term "American" is used interchangeably with "person from the USA". There are more Americans from outside of the US, after all.)

Yes, curious.

We really are USA' ns.

FantasticMrFox · 09-13-2015, 02:59 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

We really are USA' ns.

Or maybe United Statists of America?

**gaweidert** · 09-13-2015, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Maybe we should have a countdown to post # 20,000 ?!

Who's able to do the math ...

I vote for DEWMAN. He gave us this thread:

https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/14-general-talk/303714-you-math-wizards.html

**Ex Finn.** · 09-13-2015, 05:07 PM

Originally posted by ZoeB

Aw man, why didn't i check the forum when you guys were discussing beer?

Beer is 10 thousand years old, give or take... We can go back to it at any time

Wait... How old is Godzilla?

robtcorl · 09-13-2015, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Who's able to do the math

I can't do math when I'm drinking beer, and I can't drink beer when I'm doing math.
What was the question again?

Parallax · 09-13-2015, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

What was the question again?

If a crew and a half can saw a cord and a half in an hour and a half; how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Pay attention!
Geez..........

mee · 09-13-2015, 07:45 PM

How many pages on a single thread before the database gives up?

RoxnDox · 09-13-2015, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by mee

How many pages on a single thread before the database gives up?

Let's find out! If we can count, with the beer and stuff... What were we talking about again?

tim60 · 09-13-2015, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Very true. And thanks to the micro brewery movement taking off in the US we have had the same phenomenon coming here over the last 20 or so years.

The industrial scale "beer" brewers, on the other hand...

(As a side note I always find it curious that the term "American" is used interchangeably with "person from the USA". There are more Americans from outside of the US, after all.)

Notice how "united" is so wrongly used:
When United Airlines united the airlines they left out most of the airlines, even in US.
When Manchester United united Manchester they left out another local Premier League club, Manchester City.
When the United States of America united America they left out Canada, Mexico, Panama ...

When asked by one of his students what the first thing he would do if made Emperor Confucius answered he would name things properly.

**savoche** · 09-14-2015, 01:32 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Yes, curious.

We really are USA' ns.

Usanians? Or Unionists?

MarkJerling · 09-14-2015, 02:48 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

If a crew and a half can saw a cord and a half in an hour and a half; how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Pay attention!
Geez..........

I believe the answer is Pink. (Or it could be Green)

---------- Post added 09-14-15 at 09:52 PM ----------

Originally posted by gaweidert

Actually, we in America have been rescued by micro breweries. There is actually some pretty good beer around now.

Ahhh. Yes, indeed - We've been playing that game too.

09-13-2015, 05:07 PM	#18803
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by ZoeB Aw man, why didn't i check the forum when you guys were discussing beer? Beer is 10 thousand years old, give or take... We can go back to it at any time Wait... How old is Godzilla? Last edited by Ex Finn.; 09-13-2015 at 05:13 PM.

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09-13-2015, 09:53 AM	#18796
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Originally posted by MarkJerling I'm pretty sure those two words don't belong in the same sentence. Slightly further North, the Upper Canada Brewing Co. in Toronto makes a pretty good beer. Actually, we in America have been rescued by micro breweries. There is actually some pretty good beer around now. Plus, within a few miles (The only way to properly measure distance.) of my house is a store called Beers of the World. WOW, I own page 1254!!!!!!!!!!

09-13-2015, 10:48 AM	#18797
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by gaweidert Actually, we in America have been rescued by micro breweries. There is actually some pretty good beer around now. Plus, within a few miles (The only way to properly measure distance.) of my house is a store called Beers of the World. Very true. And thanks to the micro brewery movement taking off in the US we have had the same phenomenon coming here over the last 20 or so years. The industrial scale "beer" brewers, on the other hand... (As a side note I always find it curious that the term "American" is used interchangeably with "person from the USA". There are more Americans from outside of the US, after all.) Quote: WOW, I own page 1254!!!!!!!!!! But all by yourself any more

09-13-2015, 10:51 AM	#18798
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by gaweidert Actually, we in America have been rescued by micro breweries. There is actually some pretty good beer around now. Plus, within a few miles (The only way to properly measure distance.) of my house is a store called Beers of the World. WOW, I own page 1254!!!!!!!!!! Maybe we should have a countdown to post # 20,000 ?! Who's able to do the math ...

09-13-2015, 12:31 PM	#18799
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Maybe we should have a countdown to post # 20,000 ?! Who's able to do the math ... Not me! It gets too complicated when involving anything more than 1 and 0. And nobody seemed to care much when we rounded 100000000000000 anyway...

09-13-2015, 01:03 PM	#18800
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by savoche (As a side note I always find it curious that the term "American" is used interchangeably with "person from the USA". There are more Americans from outside of the US, after all.) Yes, curious. We really are USA' ns.

09-13-2015, 02:59 PM - 1 Like	#18801
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Racer X 69 We really are USA' ns. Or maybe United Statists of America?

09-13-2015, 03:49 PM	#18802
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Maybe we should have a countdown to post # 20,000 ?! Who's able to do the math ... I vote for DEWMAN. He gave us this thread: https://www.pentaxforums.com/forums/14-general-talk/303714-you-math-wizards.html

09-13-2015, 06:06 PM	#18804
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Who's able to do the math I can't do math when I'm drinking beer, and I can't drink beer when I'm doing math. What was the question again?

09-13-2015, 06:53 PM	#18805
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl What was the question again? If a crew and a half can saw a cord and a half in an hour and a half; how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Pay attention! Geez..........

09-13-2015, 07:45 PM	#18806
mee Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 7,403	How many pages on a single thread before the database gives up?

09-13-2015, 08:25 PM	#18807
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by mee How many pages on a single thread before the database gives up? Let's find out! If we can count, with the beer and stuff... What were we talking about again?

09-13-2015, 10:15 PM	#18808
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by savoche Very true. And thanks to the micro brewery movement taking off in the US we have had the same phenomenon coming here over the last 20 or so years. The industrial scale "beer" brewers, on the other hand... (As a side note I always find it curious that the term "American" is used interchangeably with "person from the USA". There are more Americans from outside of the US, after all.) Notice how "united" is so wrongly used: When United Airlines united the airlines they left out most of the airlines, even in US. When Manchester United united Manchester they left out another local Premier League club, Manchester City. When the United States of America united America they left out Canada, Mexico, Panama ... When asked by one of his students what the first thing he would do if made Emperor Confucius answered he would name things properly.

09-14-2015, 01:32 AM - 1 Like	#18809
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Yes, curious. We really are USA' ns. Usanians? Or Unionists?

09-14-2015, 02:48 AM - 1 Like	#18810
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Parallax If a crew and a half can saw a cord and a half in an hour and a half; how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Pay attention! Geez.......... I believe the answer is Pink. (Or it could be Green) ---------- Post added 09-14-15 at 09:52 PM ---------- Originally posted by gaweidert Actually, we in America have been rescued by micro breweries. There is actually some pretty good beer around now. Ahhh. Yes, indeed - We've been playing that game too.