why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 09-22-2015, 12:19 PM - **1 Like**

Cake???

Parallax · 09-22-2015, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Cake???

Full Definition of CAKE

1
a : a breadlike food made from a dough or batter that is usually fried or baked in small flat shapes and is often unleavened
b : a sweet baked food made from a dough or thick batter usually containing flour and sugar and often shortening, eggs, and a raising agent (as baking powder)
c : a flattened usually round mass of food that is baked or fried
2
a : a block of compacted or congealed matter <a cake of ~~ice~~ Velveeta>
b : a hard or brittle layer or deposit
3
: something easily done <after so much studying, the test was cake>

**THoog** · 09-22-2015, 12:28 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Cake???

Just a piece of cake, please. Not the whole thing.

Jean Poitiers · 09-22-2015, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Cake???

Nooooooooooooooo ... where on Earth did you find that !?!

Bravo.

We are not worthy.

Jean Poitiers · 09-22-2015, 12:33 PM

We are not worthy.

Jean Poitiers · 09-22-2015, 12:34 PM

We are not worthy.

(rinse and repeat)

Jean Poitiers · 09-22-2015, 12:35 PM - **1 Like**

Racer X 69 · 09-22-2015, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

cake.

Originally posted by savoche

Cake???

Cake.

You Tube

**THoog** · 09-22-2015, 01:02 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Cake.

I've been humming 'Never There' for an half an hour...

stevebrot · 09-22-2015, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Full Definition of CAKE

No uranium?

Steve

**THoog** · 09-22-2015, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

No uranium?

Shhhhhhhh! Do want to get us locked up like Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker? Nobody's seen them in years!

Edit: On further research, I have found that Betty Crocker was not a real person, and Duncan Hines has been dead for over 50 years - which just goes to show how dangerous this 'yellowcake mix' thing is!

RoxnDox · 09-22-2015, 01:34 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Shhhhhhhh! Do want to get us locked up like Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker? Nobody's seen them in years!

Edit: On further research, I have found that Betty Crocker was not a real person, and Duncan Hines has been dead for over 50 years - which just goes to show how dangerous this 'yellowcake mix' thing is!

Yes, it could blow up in everyone's face! With an Earth-shattering Ka-Boom, no less! Perhaps Marvin is in on it, as a plot to destroy AcmeTokyo...

**savoche** · 09-22-2015, 01:36 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Full Definition of CAKE

2
a : a block of compacted or congealed matter <a cake of ~~ice~~ Velveeta>
b : a hard or brittle layer or deposit
3
: something easily done <after so much studying, the test was cake>

You mean...

**Fries** · 09-22-2015, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Guess you'll have to wait until next year for your French Fries.

But I am not French...

RoxnDox · 09-22-2015, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by Fries

But I am not French...

Perhaps you have a relative!

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09-22-2015, 12:19 PM - 1 Like	#19021
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Cake???

09-22-2015, 12:24 PM	#19022
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by savoche Cake??? Full Definition of CAKE 1 a : a breadlike food made from a dough or batter that is usually fried or baked in small flat shapes and is often unleavened b : a sweet baked food made from a dough or thick batter usually containing flour and sugar and often shortening, eggs, and a raising agent (as baking powder) c : a flattened usually round mass of food that is baked or fried 2 a : a block of compacted or congealed matter <a cake of ~~ice~~ Velveeta> b : a hard or brittle layer or deposit 3 : something easily done <after so much studying, the test was cake>

09-22-2015, 12:28 PM	#19023
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by savoche Cake??? Just a piece of cake, please. Not the whole thing.

09-22-2015, 12:32 PM	#19024
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by savoche Cake??? Nooooooooooooooo ... where on Earth did you find that !?! Bravo. We are not worthy.

09-22-2015, 12:33 PM	#19025
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	We are not worthy.

09-22-2015, 12:34 PM	#19026
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	We are not worthy. (rinse and repeat)

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Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076

09-22-2015, 01:02 PM - 1 Like	#19029
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Cake. I've been humming 'Never There' for an half an hour...

09-22-2015, 01:06 PM	#19030
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Parallax Full Definition of CAKE No uranium? Steve

09-22-2015, 01:18 PM	#19031
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by stevebrot No uranium? Shhhhhhhh! Do want to get us locked up like Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker? Nobody's seen them in years! Edit: On further research, I have found that Betty Crocker was not a real person, and Duncan Hines has been dead for over 50 years - which just goes to show how dangerous this 'yellowcake mix' thing is!

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09-22-2015, 01:34 PM	#19032
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by THoog Shhhhhhhh! Do want to get us locked up like Duncan Hines and Betty Crocker? Nobody's seen them in years! Edit: On further research, I have found that Betty Crocker was not a real person, and Duncan Hines has been dead for over 50 years - which just goes to show how dangerous this 'yellowcake mix' thing is! Yes, it could blow up in everyone's face! With an Earth-shattering Ka-Boom, no less! Perhaps Marvin is in on it, as a plot to destroy AcmeTokyo...

09-22-2015, 01:36 PM - 1 Like	#19033
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Parallax Full Definition of CAKE 2 a : a block of compacted or congealed matter <a cake of ~~ice~~ Velveeta> b : a hard or brittle layer or deposit 3 : something easily done <after so much studying, the test was cake> You mean...

09-22-2015, 01:37 PM	#19034
Fries Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Gauw Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 2,582	Originally posted by robtcorl Guess you'll have to wait until next year for your French Fries. But I am not French...

09-22-2015, 03:35 PM	#19035
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by Fries But I am not French... Perhaps you have a relative!