why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 10-02-2015, 11:07 AM - **1 Like**

I have to confess, I have smoked mushrooms before.

They are wonderful (not killer) in a dip.

**THoog** · 10-02-2015, 12:47 PM

My girlfriend said

**THoog** · 10-02-2015, 12:47 PM

"Let's just be friends"

**THoog** · 10-02-2015, 12:48 PM

'cause I don't have

**THoog** · 10-02-2015, 12:48 PM

a 'Princess' lens!

**THoog** · 10-02-2015, 12:48 PM

-PENTAXshave

Parallax · 10-02-2015, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I have to confess, I have smoked mushrooms before.

I snorted Coke once. The carbonation hurt my sinuses so bad that I never did it again.

**savoche** · 10-02-2015, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

The red ones with creamy white spots are quite nice ... so I have been told.

I have seen a few in the woods ... but I prefer "Bolets".

The pretty red ones you so would like to try are quite safe-ish... so I have been told. According to our infallible friend Wikipedia, some ancestors of mine are said to have made use of this purty little thing to help them do their job.

Others say it was the magic mushrooms they ingested. I wouldn't really know. I don't even drink Coke, much less smoke it - unlike some others around here!

**savoche** · 10-02-2015, 01:33 PM - **1 Like**

My apologies if anybody found my previous post informative. That was not my intent.

**savoche** · 10-02-2015, 01:33 PM

I will make sure it doesn't happen again.

**savoche** · 10-02-2015, 01:34 PM

If it did happen, that is.

**savoche** · 10-02-2015, 01:34 PM

Which is highly unlikely.

Parallax · 10-02-2015, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by savoche

My apologies if anybody found my previous post informative.

Originally posted by savoche

If it did happen, that is.

You have nothing to worry about there.

Parallax · 10-02-2015, 01:36 PM

471 posts and 8 days to go.

**THoog** · 10-02-2015, 02:03 PM

I pledge to make

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10-02-2015, 11:07 AM - 1 Like	#19516
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I have to confess, I have smoked mushrooms before. They are wonderful (not killer) in a dip.

10-02-2015, 12:47 PM	#19517
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	My girlfriend said

10-02-2015, 12:47 PM	#19518
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	"Let's just be friends"

10-02-2015, 12:48 PM	#19519
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	'cause I don't have

10-02-2015, 12:48 PM	#19520
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	a 'Princess' lens!

10-02-2015, 12:48 PM	#19521
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	-PENTAXshave

10-02-2015, 12:54 PM	#19522
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl I have to confess, I have smoked mushrooms before. I snorted Coke once. The carbonation hurt my sinuses so bad that I never did it again.

10-02-2015, 01:31 PM	#19523
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers The red ones with creamy white spots are quite nice ... so I have been told. I have seen a few in the woods ... but I prefer "*Bolets*". The pretty red ones you so would like to try are quite safe-ish... so I have been told. According to our infallible friend Wikipedia, some ancestors of mine are said to have made use of this purty little thing to help them do their job. Others say it was the magic mushrooms they ingested. I wouldn't really know. I don't even drink Coke, much less smoke it - unlike some others around here!

10-02-2015, 01:33 PM - 1 Like	#19524
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	My apologies if anybody found my previous post informative. That was not my intent.

10-02-2015, 01:33 PM	#19525
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	I will make sure it doesn't happen again.

10-02-2015, 01:34 PM	#19526
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	If it did happen, that is.

10-02-2015, 01:34 PM	#19527
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Which is highly unlikely.

10-02-2015, 01:35 PM	#19528
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by savoche My apologies if anybody found my previous post informative. Originally posted by savoche If it did happen, that is. You have nothing to worry about there.

10-02-2015, 01:36 PM	#19529
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	471 posts and 8 days to go.

10-02-2015, 02:03 PM	#19530
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	I pledge to make