why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**Ex Finn.** · 10-04-2015, 06:39 PM

Bacon-bits?

**Ex Finn.** · 10-04-2015, 06:41 PM

Reeally tasty on a salad

**Ex Finn.** · 10-04-2015, 06:42 PM

of...

**Ex Finn.** · 10-04-2015, 06:42 PM

your...

**Ex Finn.** · 10-04-2015, 06:43 PM

choice...

robtcorl · 10-04-2015, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

But could you make tiny bacon? If so, could you turn it down on a big BLT?

Yep.
Bacon is cured pork belly (usually smoked) no matter the size or age of the pig/hog/swine.

normhead · 10-04-2015, 07:36 PM

You guys need to get out more....

A parking lot full of people, getting out, many of them with their cameras....

**THoog** · 10-04-2015, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by normhead

You guys need to get out more....

I wish! Tomorrow will be day 15 since we last saw the sun. (Not that I'm counting. Wait, yes I am.) WR only goes so far...

tim60 · 10-04-2015, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Arrive?

Did they go on holiday?

I just shipped them half way around the world. The wings the other guys make got me here in two days, and even the last 100 miles is taking 3 weeks for the stuff.

---------- Post added 10-05-15 at 03:28 PM ----------

Originally posted by robtcorl

Make sure you do them right, or they might do you in.
National Center for Home Food Preservation | How Do I? Pickle

Thanks. I will think about doing it.

MarkJerling · 10-05-2015, 01:30 AM

Originally posted by clackers

Nice, Mark. With Schwalbe Duranos you won't be getting punctures in a hurry, but they're heavy, aren't they?
And where's your bell, young man? :-)

Yes, came with those Duranos. Good for our glass infested roads. But, you're right - they're not light. Bell???? I've not had a bell since primary school!

MarkJerling · 10-05-2015, 01:31 AM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

You will be too busy cycling to worry about the hociR livE...

With FF savings now well and truly spent the hociR won't be a worry for some time!

Jean Poitiers · 10-05-2015, 01:48 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

With FF savings now well and truly spent the hociR won't be a worry for some time!

So, you don't have a credit card ... ?!

Another "random thought post" to get us closer to 20K on time ...

MarkJerling · 10-05-2015, 02:00 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

So, you don't have a credit card ... ?!

Another "random thought post" to get us closer to 20K on time ...

Indeed. But Mrs Jerling would not approve!

MarkJerling · 10-05-2015, 03:16 AM

Only 246 posts to go!

Jean Poitiers · 10-05-2015, 03:28 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Indeed. But Mrs Jerling would not approve!

OK ... but, I wonder why hociR does not issue its own credit card.

That could be quite evil ... deadly evil for some.

10-04-2015, 09:57 PM	#19749
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Arrive? Did they go on holiday? I just shipped them half way around the world. The wings the other guys make got me here in two days, and even the last 100 miles is taking 3 weeks for the stuff. ---------- Post added 10-05-15 at 03:28 PM ---------- Originally posted by robtcorl Make sure you do them right, or they might do you in. National Center for Home Food Preservation \| How Do I? Pickle Thanks. I will think about doing it. Last edited by tim60; 10-04-2015 at 10:08 PM.

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Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Bacon-bits?

10-04-2015, 06:41 PM	#19742
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Reeally tasty on a salad

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10-04-2015, 06:49 PM	#19746
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert But could you make tiny bacon? If so, could you turn it down on a big BLT? Yep. Bacon is cured pork belly (usually smoked) no matter the size or age of the pig/hog/swine.

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normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	You guys need to get out more.... A parking lot full of people, getting out, many of them with their cameras....

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THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by normhead You guys need to get out more.... I wish! Tomorrow will be day 15 since we last saw the sun. (Not that I'm counting. Wait, yes I am.) WR only goes so far...

10-05-2015, 01:30 AM	#19750
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by clackers Nice, Mark. With Schwalbe Duranos you won't be getting punctures in a hurry, but they're heavy, aren't they? And where's your bell, young man? :-) Yes, came with those Duranos. Good for our glass infested roads. But, you're right - they're not light. Bell???? I've not had a bell since primary school!

10-05-2015, 01:31 AM	#19751
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Ex Finn. You will be too busy cycling to worry about the hociR livE... With FF savings now well and truly spent the hociR won't be a worry for some time!

10-05-2015, 01:48 AM	#19752
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by MarkJerling With FF savings now well and truly spent the hociR won't be a worry for some time! So, you don't have a credit card ... ?! Another "random thought post" to get us closer to 20K on time ...

10-05-2015, 02:00 AM	#19753
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers So, you don't have a credit card ... ?! Another "random thought post" to get us closer to 20K on time ... Indeed. But Mrs Jerling would not approve!

10-05-2015, 03:16 AM	#19754
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Only 246 posts to go!

10-05-2015, 03:28 AM	#19755
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by MarkJerling Indeed. But Mrs Jerling would not approve! OK ... but, I wonder why hociR does not issue its own credit card. That could be quite evil ... deadly evil for some.