Originally posted by Rupert It's REAL and it's MAGNIFICENT! .....and delicious on a bacon sandwich!
We are of course glossing over the insignificant little detail of a fact that Velveeta is not even remotely related to anything that can vaguely be resembling anything that in any shape, form, consistence, or taste might push one's thoughts in the general direction of an actual cheese.
It might be based on the same concoction that Burger King uses in their "cheese whoppers", though. Not sure why they are called such 'cause there bloody ain't any whopping cheese in them. But there is a substance that tastes distinctly of petroleum based plastic in there. At first I thought they might just couldn't be bothered with removing the plastic wrapping before heating the thing, but I suspect the truth to be significantly more unpleasant than that.
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