why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 11-25-2015, 08:34 AM

Bacon and Velveeta are like nuts to squirrels......

Even if you already have plenty, one more is always welcome.

Originally posted by THoog

Hey, Rupert! Could you tell Otis to tell his cousins to stop digging all the dirt out of my flowerpots, or their tails are going to look like this?

Otis knows a rat when he sees one...and he saw one there!

Originally posted by savoche

Otis has some cousins in the Kgalagadi as well. Cheeky bastards, too.

He is certainly not well endowed.....Otis sends his sympathy!

Regards!

**THoog** · 11-25-2015, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Otis knows a rat when he sees one...and he saw one there!

Yeah, I don't know what happened to her tail... She appears to be blind in her eye on the other side, so it may just be old age, or maybe her roommate the Tree Kangaroo got tired of her digging in his flower pots!

Rupert · 11-25-2015, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by THoog

She appears to be blind in her eye on the other side,

Remember, if she goes totally blind...Otis has that giant fund for little blind orphan squirrels! Otis says you can put in a request for assistance and in a year or two he will get back with you!

Being blind never discourages a determined squirrel!

Regards!

**savoche** · 11-25-2015, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

He is certainly not well endowed.....Otis sends his sympathy!

Ah, that's because he's a she

The guys... Well, found an older picture in the archives. This bloke is a Namibian cousin.

You could probably say he's reasonably well endowed considering he bloody sits on it, don't you think? The sand can reach 70C/160F, too.

Otis shouldn't be so quick to judge.

tim60 · 11-25-2015, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Back to bacon.

http://baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/Bacon-Scented-Underwear-Pillowcases_c_112.html

Today the cafeteria at work offered baked potatoes filled with chicken and bacon for lunch. Good. It was the bacon that made it good.

Rupert · 11-25-2015, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Otis shouldn't be so quick to judge.

Otis was shocked and awed!

Regards!

---------- Post added 11-25-15 at 12:42 PM ----------

Originally posted by tim60

Today the cafeteria at work offered baked potatoes filled with chicken and bacon for lunch. Good. It was the bacon that made it good.

The best thing about bacon...it never "tastes just like chicken".

**THoog** · 11-25-2015, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by savoche

You could probably say he's reasonably well endowed considering he bloody sits on it, don't you think? The sand can reach 70C/160F, too.

Originally posted by Rupert

Otis was shocked and awed!

Do we have any information on ground squirrels wearing codpieces?

tim60 · 11-25-2015, 11:57 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Otis was shocked and awed!

Regards!

---------- Post added 11-25-15 at 12:42 PM ----------

The best thing about bacon...it never "tastes just like chicken".

The bacon tasted like bacon and the chicken was nondescript, or is that indescribable. Bacon is good but chicken I avoid as much as possible. I would rather eat beef, pork, lamb, duck, venison, goose, turkey, fish - uncooked, fish - cooked, squid, even peas.

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Rupert · 11-25-2015, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Do we have any information on ground squirrels wearing codpieces?

Not that I know...but here's one that could use a good codpiece....

How come when squirrels get into a thread, the thread degenerates....ever noticed that?

Originally posted by tim60

chicken I avoid as much as possible. I would rather eat beef, pork, lamb, duck, venison, goose, turkey, fish - uncooked, fish - cooked, squid, even peas.

Even a healthy dose of melted Velveeta doesn't do much for chicken, does it?

Regards!

**THoog** · 11-25-2015, 12:17 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Not that I know...but here's one that could use a good codpiece....

Maybe he's already wearing one - the whole point of the padded codpiece is to look better endowed! It would be hard to tell with all the fur...

tim60 · 11-25-2015, 12:27 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Not that I know...but here's one that could use a good codpiece....

How come when squirrels get into a thread, the thread degenerates....ever noticed that?

Even a healthy dose of melted Velveeta doesn't do much for chicken, does it?

Regards!

I have never seen Velveeta. The description of it sounds like either Coon 'cheese', which would melt at room temperature between when my mother made the sandwiches and when I ate them at lunch time at school. They were equally bad, almost, as sheeps brains sandwiches at school.

But we had a soap called Velvet, described as 'pure soap'. Your (many people's, descriptions of Velveeta sound like that too.

Parallax · 11-25-2015, 12:31 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by tim60

I have never seen Velveeta. The description of it sounds like either Coon 'cheese', which would melt at room temperature between when my mother made the sandwiches and when I ate them at lunch time at school. They were equally bad, almost, as sheeps brains sandwiches at school.

But we had a soap called Velvet, described as 'pure soap'. Your (many people's, descriptions of Velveeta sound like that too.

Your Coon "cheese" description is pretty close for texture, but as to taste; Velveeta has a very faint taste of American cheese with undertones of burnt plastic.

sgebay · 11-25-2015, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by pentaxdude

I have been waiting for the announcement of the k3 for some time.Now that the camera is out and seeing the pics and seeing "ricoh on the back of the screen turns me off.Only a matter of time before we see Ricoh on the front of the camera.I think ricoh just shot themselves in the foot.My reasoning behind this is I make a living in photography.I shoot lots of weddings and It seems more people ask on what camera I'am using.I have had quite a few people turn me down because I shoot with pentax.They just know canon and nikon.I l was turned down on other major sporting events because I shoot with Pentax.This all happened a few years back and I will admit that some people are starting to recognize that pentax can keep up with the big guys.If Ricoh puts their name in front of the camera I feel it will throw them back to the dark ages..I'am quite happy with my k5s and all my pentax glass and will continue to shoot pentax,but hesitating to by new equiptment because of this matter.I do also own nikon and canon slr's but I'am a pentaxian and as long as it says Pentax on the front of the camera I'am happy.

Mod disclaimer: this thread has turned into a humorous discussion and it no longer reflects facts about the Pentax K-3 DSLR. Enter and post at your own risk, and have fun!

Funny

Parallax · 11-25-2015, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by sgebay

Funny

His post, or the nearly 21,000 that followed?

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11-25-2015, 08:34 AM	#20866
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Bacon and Velveeta are like nuts to squirrels...... Even if you already have plenty, one more is always welcome. Originally posted by THoog Hey, Rupert! Could you tell Otis to tell his cousins to stop digging all the dirt out of my flowerpots, or their tails are going to look like this? Otis knows a rat when he sees one...and he saw one there! Originally posted by savoche Otis has some cousins in the Kgalagadi as well. Cheeky bastards, too. He is certainly not well endowed.....Otis sends his sympathy! Regards!

11-25-2015, 08:54 AM	#20867
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Rupert Otis knows a rat when he sees one...and he saw one there! Yeah, I don't know what happened to her tail... She appears to be blind in her eye on the other side, so it may just be old age, or maybe her roommate the Tree Kangaroo got tired of her digging in his flower pots!

11-25-2015, 09:32 AM	#20868
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog She appears to be blind in her eye on the other side, Remember, if she goes totally blind...Otis has that giant fund for little blind orphan squirrels! Otis says you can put in a request for assistance and in a year or two he will get back with you! Being blind never discourages a determined squirrel! Regards!

11-25-2015, 10:53 AM	#20869
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert He is certainly not well endowed.....Otis sends his sympathy! Ah, that's because he's a she The guys... Well, found an older picture in the archives. This bloke is a Namibian cousin. You could probably say he's reasonably well endowed considering he bloody sits on it, don't you think? The sand can reach 70C/160F, too. Otis shouldn't be so quick to judge.

11-25-2015, 11:27 AM	#20870
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,740	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Back to bacon. http://baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/Bacon-Scented-Underwear-Pillowcases_c_112.html Today the cafeteria at work offered baked potatoes filled with chicken and bacon for lunch. Good. It was the bacon that made it good.

11-25-2015, 11:41 AM	#20871
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by savoche Otis shouldn't be so quick to judge. Otis was shocked and awed! Regards! ---------- Post added 11-25-15 at 12:42 PM ---------- Originally posted by tim60 Today the cafeteria at work offered baked potatoes filled with chicken and bacon for lunch. Good. It was the bacon that made it good. The best thing about bacon...it never "tastes just like chicken".

11-25-2015, 11:56 AM	#20872
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by savoche You could probably say he's reasonably well endowed considering he bloody sits on it, don't you think? The sand can reach 70C/160F, too. Originally posted by Rupert Otis was shocked and awed! Do we have any information on ground squirrels wearing codpieces?

11-25-2015, 11:57 AM	#20873
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,740	Originally posted by Rupert Otis was shocked and awed! Regards! ---------- Post added 11-25-15 at 12:42 PM ---------- The best thing about bacon...it never "tastes just like chicken". The bacon tasted like bacon and the chicken was nondescript, or is that indescribable. Bacon is good but chicken I avoid as much as possible. I would rather eat beef, pork, lamb, duck, venison, goose, turkey, fish - uncooked, fish - cooked, squid, even peas.

11-25-2015, 12:01 PM	#20874
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Russia Is Desperately Trying to Copycat France's Cheese \| MUNCHIES

11-25-2015, 12:07 PM	#20875
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog Do we have any information on ground squirrels wearing codpieces? Not that I know...but here's one that could use a good codpiece.... How come when squirrels get into a thread, the thread degenerates....ever noticed that? Originally posted by tim60 chicken I avoid as much as possible. I would rather eat beef, pork, lamb, duck, venison, goose, turkey, fish - uncooked, fish - cooked, squid, even peas. Even a healthy dose of melted Velveeta doesn't do much for chicken, does it? Regards!

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11-25-2015, 12:17 PM	#20876
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Rupert Not that I know...but here's one that could use a good codpiece.... Maybe he's already wearing one - the whole point of the padded codpiece is to look better endowed! It would be hard to tell with all the fur...

11-25-2015, 12:27 PM	#20877
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,740	Originally posted by Rupert Not that I know...but here's one that could use a good codpiece.... How come when squirrels get into a thread, the thread degenerates....ever noticed that? Even a healthy dose of melted Velveeta doesn't do much for chicken, does it? Regards! I have never seen Velveeta. The description of it sounds like either Coon 'cheese', which would melt at room temperature between when my mother made the sandwiches and when I ate them at lunch time at school. They were equally bad, almost, as sheeps brains sandwiches at school. But we had a soap called Velvet, described as 'pure soap'. Your (many people's, descriptions of Velveeta sound like that too.

11-25-2015, 12:31 PM - 2 Likes	#20878
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by tim60 I have never seen Velveeta. The description of it sounds like either Coon 'cheese', which would melt at room temperature between when my mother made the sandwiches and when I ate them at lunch time at school. They were equally bad, almost, as sheeps brains sandwiches at school. But we had a soap called Velvet, described as 'pure soap'. Your (many people's, descriptions of Velveeta sound like that too. Your Coon "cheese" description is pretty close for texture, but as to taste; Velveeta has a very faint taste of American cheese with undertones of burnt plastic.

11-25-2015, 12:50 PM	#20879
sgebay New Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1	Originally posted by pentaxdude I have been waiting for the announcement of the k3 for some time.Now that the camera is out and seeing the pics and seeing "ricoh on the back of the screen turns me off.Only a matter of time before we see Ricoh on the front of the camera.I think ricoh just shot themselves in the foot.My reasoning behind this is I make a living in photography.I shoot lots of weddings and It seems more people ask on what camera I'am using.I have had quite a few people turn me down because I shoot with pentax.They just know canon and nikon.I l was turned down on other major sporting events because I shoot with Pentax.This all happened a few years back and I will admit that some people are starting to recognize that pentax can keep up with the big guys.If Ricoh puts their name in front of the camera I feel it will throw them back to the dark ages..I'am quite happy with my k5s and all my pentax glass and will continue to shoot pentax,but hesitating to by new equiptment because of this matter.I do also own nikon and canon slr's but I'am a pentaxian and as long as it says Pentax on the front of the camera I'am happy. Mod disclaimer: this thread has turned into a humorous discussion and it no longer reflects facts about the Pentax K-3 DSLR. Enter and post at your own risk, and have fun! Funny

11-25-2015, 01:03 PM	#20880
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by sgebay Funny His post, or the nearly 21,000 that followed?