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Joel B · 12-14-2015, 05:43 PM

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
seven restraining orders
Six-pack of beer.
Five step-down rings!
Four Crumpler bags
Three copies of separation papers to sign
Two tripod legs
And a partridge and a K-3.

There is my contribution!

**Ex Finn.** · 12-14-2015, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
seven restraining orders
Six-pack of beer.
Five step-down rings!
Four Crumpler bags
Three copies of separation papers to sign
Two tripod legs
And a partridge and a K-3.

There is my contribution!

7 restraining orders...
You try to retrieve your socks and underwear from the dryer.

MarkJerling · 12-14-2015, 06:11 PM

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Eight Cokin filters
seven restraining orders
Six-pack of beer.
Five step-down rings!
Four Crumpler bags
Three copies of separation papers to sign
Two tripod legs
And a partridge and a K-3.

**Ex Finn.** · 12-14-2015, 06:43 PM

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off.
Eight Cokin filters
seven restraining orders
Six-pack of beer.
Five step-down rings!
Four Crumpler bags
Three copies of separation papers to sign
Two tripod legs
And a partridge and a K-3.

Joel B · 12-14-2015, 07:01 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off.

Notice how this comes after number 3 and 7!

**Ex Finn.** · 12-14-2015, 07:04 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Notice how this comes after number 3 and 7!

Yup.

edit:Freedom is priceless...

**THoog** · 12-14-2015, 10:12 PM - **1 Like**

Well, this has gone a lot darker than the cheese-and-bacon fest that I expected. But like Mom used to say, we're going to have a peaceful and joy-filled Christmas, even if I have to strangle every one of you kids!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Ten bottles of cheap Bordeaux
Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off.
Eight Cokin filters
seven restraining orders
Six-pack of beer.
Five step-down rings!
Four Crumpler bags
Three copies of separation papers to sign
Two tripod legs
And a partridge and a K-3.

Last edited by THoog; 12-14-2015 at 10:22 PM.

dansamy · 12-14-2015, 10:46 PM - **3 Likes**

If someone gave to me a K-3, they might would be my true love.

(Not really! I'm not that cheap!)

MarkJerling · 12-15-2015, 03:41 AM

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eleven 1957 Fords!
Ten bottles of cheap Bordeaux
Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off.
Eight Cokin filters
seven restraining orders
Six-pack of beer.
Five step-down rings!
Four Crumpler bags
Three copies of separation papers to sign
Two tripod legs
And a partridge and a K-3.

MarkJerling · 12-15-2015, 03:45 AM

I'll have a Fairlane 500 Fordor, a Fairlane 500 Tudor, a Custom 300 Fordor, a Custom 300 Tudor, a Ranchero, a Ranch Wagon, a Country Squire wagon, a Skyliner, a Sunliner, a Custom Delivery and a Thunderbird.

Jean Poitiers · 12-15-2015, 04:02 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I'll have a Fairlane 500 Fordor, a Fairlane 500 Tudor, a Custom 300 Fordor, a Custom 300 Tudor, a Ranchero, a Ranch Wagon, a Country Squire wagon, a Skyliner, a Sunliner, a Custom Delivery and a Thunderbird.

F irst
O n
R ace
D ay !!!

**Ex Finn.** · 12-15-2015, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

F irst
O n
R ace
D ay !!!

F ound
O n
R oad
D ead

**Ex Finn.** · 12-15-2015, 04:41 AM

F ix
O r
R epair
D aily

Joel B · 12-15-2015, 04:44 AM

Originally posted by dansamy

(Not really! I'm not that cheap!)

What about a FF?

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

F irst
O n
R ace
D ay !!!

How come nobody talks fondly of Fiat?
F ix
I it
A gain
T ony

**Ex Finn.** · 12-15-2015, 04:44 AM

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12-pack of beer
Eleven 1957 Fords!
Ten bottles of cheap Bordeaux
Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off.
Eight Cokin filters
seven restraining orders
Six-pack of beer.
Five step-down rings!
Four Crumpler bags
Three copies of separation papers to sign
Two tripod legs
And a partridge and a K-3.

12-14-2015, 07:04 PM	#21621
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Joel B Notice how this comes after number 3 and 7! Yup. edit:Freedom is priceless... Last edited by Ex Finn.; 12-14-2015 at 07:24 PM.

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12-14-2015, 05:43 PM	#21616
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven restraining orders Six-pack of beer. Five step-down rings! Four Crumpler bags Three copies of separation papers to sign Two tripod legs And a partridge and a K-3. There is my contribution!

12-14-2015, 06:07 PM	#21617
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Joel B On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me: seven restraining orders Six-pack of beer. Five step-down rings! Four Crumpler bags Three copies of separation papers to sign Two tripod legs And a partridge and a K-3. There is my contribution! 7 restraining orders... You try to retrieve your socks and underwear from the dryer.

12-14-2015, 06:11 PM	#21618
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,423	On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Eight Cokin filters seven restraining orders Six-pack of beer. Five step-down rings! Four Crumpler bags Three copies of separation papers to sign Two tripod legs And a partridge and a K-3.

12-14-2015, 06:43 PM	#21619
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off. Eight Cokin filters seven restraining orders Six-pack of beer. Five step-down rings! Four Crumpler bags Three copies of separation papers to sign Two tripod legs And a partridge and a K-3.

12-14-2015, 07:01 PM	#21620
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off. Notice how this comes after number 3 and 7!

12-14-2015, 10:12 PM - 1 Like	#21622
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Well, this has gone a lot darker than the cheese-and-bacon fest that I expected. But like Mom used to say, we're going to have a peaceful and joy-filled Christmas, even if I have to strangle every one of you kids! On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten bottles of cheap Bordeaux Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off. Eight Cokin filters seven restraining orders Six-pack of beer. Five step-down rings! Four Crumpler bags Three copies of separation papers to sign Two tripod legs And a partridge and a K-3. Last edited by THoog; 12-14-2015 at 10:22 PM.

12-14-2015, 10:46 PM - 3 Likes	#21623
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	If someone gave to me a K-3, they might would be my true love. (Not really! I'm not that cheap!)

12-15-2015, 03:41 AM	#21624
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,423	On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eleven 1957 Fords! Ten bottles of cheap Bordeaux Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off. Eight Cokin filters seven restraining orders Six-pack of beer. Five step-down rings! Four Crumpler bags Three copies of separation papers to sign Two tripod legs And a partridge and a K-3.

12-15-2015, 03:45 AM	#21625
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,423	I'll have a Fairlane 500 Fordor, a Fairlane 500 Tudor, a Custom 300 Fordor, a Custom 300 Tudor, a Ranchero, a Ranch Wagon, a Country Squire wagon, a Skyliner, a Sunliner, a Custom Delivery and a Thunderbird.

12-15-2015, 04:02 AM - 1 Like	#21626
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by MarkJerling I'll have a Fairlane 500 Fordor, a Fairlane 500 Tudor, a Custom 300 Fordor, a Custom 300 Tudor, a Ranchero, a Ranch Wagon, a Country Squire wagon, a Skyliner, a Sunliner, a Custom Delivery and a Thunderbird. F irst O n R ace D ay !!!

12-15-2015, 04:40 AM	#21627
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers F irst O n R ace D ay !!! F ound O n R oad D ead

12-15-2015, 04:41 AM	#21628
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	F ix O r R epair D aily

12-15-2015, 04:44 AM	#21629
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by dansamy (Not really! I'm not that cheap!) What about a FF? Originally posted by Jean Poitiers F irst O n R ace D ay !!! How come nobody talks fondly of Fiat? F ix I it A gain T ony

12-15-2015, 04:44 AM	#21630
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 12-pack of beer Eleven 1957 Fords! Ten bottles of cheap Bordeaux Nine thousand dollars on credit cards to pay off. Eight Cokin filters seven restraining orders Six-pack of beer. Five step-down rings! Four Crumpler bags Three copies of separation papers to sign Two tripod legs And a partridge and a K-3.

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