why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Joel B · 12-28-2015, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by sherrvonne

installing the depends....

On your sis?!?

Rupert · 12-28-2015, 09:44 AM

Otis says...."It was 80F on Christmas day....what the hell is this?"

He also invites his friends Jim and Donna to come on down....they'll feel right at home...just like last time!

Regards!

Parallax · 12-28-2015, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by dansamy

And we make terrible patients!

As you're not feeling well I won't argue with you

, but, in my experience, doctors by far make the worst patients.

**THoog** · 12-28-2015, 10:00 AM - **1 Like**

My ENT surgeon had his first-ever sinus infection while I was still doing post-op checkups, so I took great pleasure in giving him tips for irrigation, side effects of antibiotics, etc.

Joel B · 12-28-2015, 11:22 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

what the hell is this?

How much did you get?

**THoog** · 12-28-2015, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

With 5 kids a 4pack is a joke!! Bulk is the way to go!!

When you live alone, a 12-pack of Scott1000 lasts so long and takes up so much space, you forget where you hid all of it.

Parallax · 12-28-2015, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Otis says...."It was 80F on Christmas day....what the hell is this?"

He also invites his friends Jim and Donna to come on down....they'll feel right at home...just like last time!

Regards!

Jim, I'm thinking of that two word phrase again. (No, it's not "Merry Christmas")

It was 4° here, this morning, and supposed to be colder tomorrow.

**THoog** · 12-28-2015, 11:42 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Jim, I'm thinking of that two word phrase again. (No, it's not "Merry Christmas")

Feliz Navidad?

Parallax · 12-28-2015, 11:53 AM

Um, yeah; okay. In the spirit of the season we'll go with that.

**THoog** · 12-28-2015, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Um, yeah; okay. In the spirit of the season we'll go with that.

Happy to be of assistance.

I heard some very loud, spirited cries of the other phrase you might be thinking of in a grocery store parking lot last weekend, over a parking space. Some people should never have been allowed to graduate from kindergarten.

dansamy · 12-28-2015, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

As you're not feeling well I won't argue with you

, but, in my experience, doctors by far make the worst patients.

I said we make terrible patients. Not that we make the worst patients.

Joel B · 12-28-2015, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by THoog

I heard some very loud, spirited cries of the other phrase you might be thinking of in a grocery store parking lot last weekend, over a parking space.

Peace on Earth! Good will towards men!(unless they steal your spot, then you swear like a sailor and bring their parentage into question!!)

Joel B · 12-28-2015, 12:54 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by dansamy

I said we make terrible patients. Not that we make the worst patients.

According to my wife you can't be the worst! Or terrible either! You're not a guy!

**THoog** · 12-28-2015, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Peace on Earth! Good will towards men!(unless they steal your spot, then you swear like a sailor and bring their parentage into question!!)

This was even better. Party A wasn't even in the spot; she was in the spot next to it, but saw no problem with blocking it with her cart & car doors while she loaded groceries. Party B wanted the (mostly) empty spot, and was willing to blow his horn to tell her to hurry up (it was the space closest to the building, so he was going to have to loop around and look elsewhere, after thinking he had gotten a choice spot). Party A was doing the swearing, which I could hear clearly about a hundred feet away. I think her kids were in the car. Charming.

Joel B · 12-28-2015, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Charming.

Gotta love Walmart!!

And if it's not wallmart then the natives are migrating!!

12-28-2015, 11:25 AM	#22071
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Joel B With 5 kids a 4pack is a joke!! Bulk is the way to go!! When you live alone, a 12-pack of Scott1000 lasts so long and takes up so much space, you forget where you hid all of it. Last edited by THoog; 12-28-2015 at 11:35 AM.

12-28-2015, 12:58 PM	#22079
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Joel B Peace on Earth! Good will towards men!(unless they steal your spot, then you swear like a sailor and bring their parentage into question!!) This was even better. Party A wasn't even in the spot; she was in the spot next to it, but saw no problem with blocking it with her cart & car doors while she loaded groceries. Party B wanted the (mostly) empty spot, and was willing to blow his horn to tell her to hurry up (it was the space closest to the building, so he was going to have to loop around and look elsewhere, after thinking he had gotten a choice spot). Party A was doing the swearing, which I could hear clearly about a hundred feet away. I think her kids were in the car. Charming. Last edited by THoog; 12-28-2015 at 01:05 PM.

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12-28-2015, 08:58 AM	#22066
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by sherrvonne installing the depends.... On your sis?!?

12-28-2015, 09:44 AM	#22067
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Otis says...."It was 80F on Christmas day....what the hell is this?" He also invites his friends Jim and Donna to come on down....they'll feel right at home...just like last time! Regards!

12-28-2015, 09:51 AM	#22068
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by dansamy And we make terrible patients! As you're not feeling well I won't argue with you , but, in my experience, doctors by far make the worst patients.

12-28-2015, 10:00 AM - 1 Like	#22069
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	My ENT surgeon had his first-ever sinus infection while I was still doing post-op checkups, so I took great pleasure in giving him tips for irrigation, side effects of antibiotics, etc.

12-28-2015, 11:22 AM	#22070
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Rupert what the hell is this? How much did you get?

12-28-2015, 11:34 AM	#22072
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert Otis says...."It was 80F on Christmas day....what the hell is this?" He also invites his friends Jim and Donna to come on down....they'll feel right at home...just like last time! Regards! Jim, I'm thinking of that two word phrase again. (No, it's not "Merry Christmas") It was 4° here, this morning, and supposed to be colder tomorrow.

12-28-2015, 11:42 AM - 1 Like	#22073
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax Jim, I'm thinking of that two word phrase again. (No, it's not "Merry Christmas") Feliz Navidad?

12-28-2015, 11:53 AM	#22074
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Um, yeah; okay. In the spirit of the season we'll go with that.

12-28-2015, 12:02 PM	#22075
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax Um, yeah; okay. In the spirit of the season we'll go with that. Happy to be of assistance. I heard some very loud, spirited cries of the other phrase you might be thinking of in a grocery store parking lot last weekend, over a parking space. Some people should never have been allowed to graduate from kindergarten.

12-28-2015, 12:50 PM	#22076
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by Parallax As you're not feeling well I won't argue with you , but, in my experience, doctors by far make the worst patients. I said we make terrible patients. Not that we make the worst patients.

12-28-2015, 12:50 PM	#22077
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by THoog I heard some very loud, spirited cries of the other phrase you might be thinking of in a grocery store parking lot last weekend, over a parking space. Peace on Earth! Good will towards men!(unless they steal your spot, then you swear like a sailor and bring their parentage into question!!)

12-28-2015, 12:54 PM - 1 Like	#22078
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by dansamy I said we make terrible patients. Not that we make the worst patients. According to my wife you can't be the worst! Or terrible either! You're not a guy!

12-28-2015, 01:11 PM	#22080
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by THoog Charming. Gotta love Walmart!! And if it's not wallmart then the natives are migrating!!