why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 01-13-2016, 09:31 PM

I can get on a jet in Dallas and be in Vegas in two hours......and make very good use of that blue pill malfunction, should it occur. It could be a Vegas legend......"Wow! That old guy could go and go and go! ....the squirrel he brought with him wasn't bad either!"

**clackers** · 01-13-2016, 09:38 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

I can get on a jet in Dallas and be in Vegas in two hours......and make very good use of that blue pill malfunction, should it occur. It could be a Vegas legend......"Wow! That old guy could go and go and go! ....the squirrel he brought with him wasn't bad either!"

Rupert and his wingman Otis out on the tiles together ... lookout, ladies!

bxf · 01-14-2016, 02:34 AM

Originally posted by clackers

Rupert and his wingman Otis out on the tiles together ... lookout, ladies!

Yeah, and watch out for the old guy, too.

**Digitalis** · 01-14-2016, 03:22 AM - **3 Likes**

and watch out for your nuts....

Joel B · 01-14-2016, 04:27 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

"Wow! That old guy could go and go and go!

More like who's the dude walking like a pirate and why does he have a furry parrot?

**savoche** · 01-14-2016, 04:32 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Joel B

More like who's the dude walking like a pirate and why does he have a furry parrot?

You mean that man with the woody... leg?

Joel B · 01-14-2016, 04:41 AM

Originally posted by savoche

You mean that man with the woody... leg?

Arrg! you is right, matey!!

Racer X 69 · 01-14-2016, 04:51 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

It's a Turritopsis dohrnii

Originally posted by THoog

From Wiki

"It is one of the known cases of animals capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature stage..."

Even more from the Wiki:

Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal . . . . . . .

Yep.

Rupert · 01-14-2016, 05:02 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely

Unfortunately, the process in Vegas would eventually end. Even Otis has his limitations.

paulvzo · 01-14-2016, 06:40 AM

Originally posted by THoog

I thought the blue pills were for staying in the Matrix...

WARNING: If your sci-fi movie lasts more than four hours, it's one of the Matrix sequels, and your watch is broken.

I recently watched all three Matrix movies again. I'm not a movie buff, but I worship the original Matrix. Both for it's cinema work and it's theme, which by metaphor, is so many people today.

But the second and third sequels are just way too much of the fighting, light on the philosophy. I spent a lot of time doing other things, lots of BOW! BOOM! THUD! going in the background.

But the motorcycle chase scene with Trinity..............man! Speaking as a rider of many years, but not so for too many now.

**THoog** · 01-14-2016, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by THoog

"It is one of the known cases of animals capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature stage..."

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal . . . . . . .

Originally posted by Rupert

Unfortunately, the process in Vegas would eventually end. Even Otis has his limitations.

The problem is, you are focusing on the 'sex' part, not the 'immature' part. I have a friend who just became a grandfather and is STILL a juvenile delinquent. You can't be young forever, but you can always be immature.

Rupert · 01-14-2016, 08:19 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by THoog

You can't be young forever, but you can always be immature.

Are you saying I am living proof?

**savoche** · 01-14-2016, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Are you saying I am living proof?

Well, you're not dead...

Rupert · 01-14-2016, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Well, you're not dead...

Only parts of me....but by the grace of modern pharmaceutical magic, the dead can now be resurrected in all its glorious youthful splendor!

robtcorl · 01-14-2016, 10:40 AM

Be careful with those things Rupert.

Youtu.be

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01-13-2016, 09:31 PM	#22636
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	I can get on a jet in Dallas and be in Vegas in two hours......and make very good use of that blue pill malfunction, should it occur. It could be a Vegas legend......"Wow! That old guy could go and go and go! ....the squirrel he brought with him wasn't bad either!"

01-13-2016, 09:38 PM - 1 Like	#22637
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by Rupert I can get on a jet in Dallas and be in Vegas in two hours......and make very good use of that blue pill malfunction, should it occur. It could be a Vegas legend......"Wow! That old guy could go and go and go! ....the squirrel he brought with him wasn't bad either!" Rupert and his wingman Otis out on the tiles together ... lookout, ladies!

01-14-2016, 02:34 AM	#22638
bxf Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Lisbon area Posts: 1,660	Originally posted by clackers Rupert and his wingman Otis out on the tiles together ... lookout, ladies! Yeah, and watch out for the old guy, too.

01-14-2016, 03:22 AM - 3 Likes	#22639
Digitalis Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Melbourne, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,694	and watch out for your nuts....

01-14-2016, 04:27 AM - 2 Likes	#22640
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Rupert "Wow! That old guy could go and go and go! More like who's the dude walking like a pirate and why does he have a furry parrot?

01-14-2016, 04:32 AM - 2 Likes	#22641
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Joel B More like who's the dude walking like a pirate and why does he have a furry parrot? You mean that man with the woody... leg?

01-14-2016, 04:41 AM	#22642
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by savoche You mean that man with the woody... leg? Arrg! you is right, matey!!

01-14-2016, 04:51 AM	#22643
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Parallax It's a Turritopsis dohrnii Originally posted by THoog From Wiki "It is one of the known cases of animals capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature stage..." Even more from the Wiki: Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal . . . . . . . Yep.

01-14-2016, 05:02 AM	#22644
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely Unfortunately, the process in Vegas would eventually end. Even Otis has his limitations.

01-14-2016, 06:40 AM	#22645
paulvzo Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 95	Originally posted by THoog I thought the blue pills were for staying in the Matrix... WARNING: If your sci-fi movie lasts more than four hours, it's one of the Matrix sequels, and your watch is broken. I recently watched all three Matrix movies again. I'm not a movie buff, but I worship the original Matrix. Both for it's cinema work and it's theme, which by metaphor, is so many people today. But the second and third sequels are just way too much of the fighting, light on the philosophy. I spent a lot of time doing other things, lots of BOW! BOOM! THUD! going in the background. But the motorcycle chase scene with Trinity..............man! Speaking as a rider of many years, but not so for too many now.

01-14-2016, 07:25 AM	#22646
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by THoog "It is one of the known cases of animals capable of reverting completely to a sexually immature stage..." Originally posted by Racer X 69 Theoretically, this process can go on indefinitely, effectively rendering the jellyfish biologically immortal . . . . . . . Originally posted by Rupert Unfortunately, the process in Vegas would eventually end. Even Otis has his limitations. The problem is, you are focusing on the 'sex' part, not the 'immature' part. I have a friend who just became a grandfather and is STILL a juvenile delinquent. You can't be young forever, but you can always be immature.

01-14-2016, 08:19 AM - 1 Like	#22647
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog You can't be young forever, but you can always be immature. Are you saying I am living proof?

01-14-2016, 08:34 AM	#22648
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert Are you saying I am living proof? Well, you're not dead...

01-14-2016, 08:43 AM	#22649
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by savoche Well, you're not dead... Only parts of me....but by the grace of modern pharmaceutical magic, the dead can now be resurrected in all its glorious youthful splendor!