why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

sherrvonne · 01-14-2016, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

On white bread?
I grew up with it, I can dig it!

Perhaps it should be cross posted/referenced along with the comment I posted on the 'American English question' thread about myself having "backwoods roots" , Lol. White read is the 'go to snack' when you need something quick to fill yer belly. Ha ha and then how many different types of bread can one keep before it molds before being eaten?

**THoog** · 01-14-2016, 03:24 PM

According to the movies, anyone carrying groceries will have a baguette sticking out of one of the grocery bags, no matter where they live. Good luck finding baguettes down at the Piggly Wiggly.

Parallax · 01-14-2016, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

On white bread?
I grew up with it, I can dig it!

Yep, me too; but don't forget the "Yes, I know it's stale. Just toast it and it will be fine."
Right.
"But Mom, stale bread just makes stale toast."
"Fine! Then you get nothing.

"

sherrvonne · 01-14-2016, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by THoog

According to the movies, anyone carrying groceries will have a baguette sticking out of one of the grocery bags, no matter where they live. Good luck finding baguettes down at the Piggly Wiggly.

I cook by single ingredient. Like 'grandma' , chicken and dressing, meatloaf, roast and potatoes, pork and sauerkraut with gravy, fried stuff, cornbread. And the occasional loaf of white bread. Or I make my own bread. Wonder if The H.E.B. has baguettes. Might look. Lol

Parallax · 01-14-2016, 03:46 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by sherrvonne

cornbread

I wish my wife could make corn bread. She won't believe me when I tell her it's not meant to be eaten with a spoon. i.e. it shouldn't disintegrate when you try to pick it up.

**THoog** · 01-14-2016, 03:49 PM

Originally posted by sherrvonne

I cook by single ingredient. Like 'grandma' , chicken and dressing, meatloaf, roast and potatoes, pork and sauerkraut with gravy, fried stuff, cornbread. And the occasional loaf of white bread. Or I make my own bread. Wonder if The H.E.B. has baguettes. Might look. Lol

Harris Teeter probably has them - depends on the store and the day.
Publix, Lowes Foods - maybe
Food Lion, Kroger, Wal-Mart - probably not
Whole Foods - if anyone does, I'll bet they do, but only gluten-free organic free range baguettes.

**THoog** · 01-14-2016, 03:50 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Yep, me too; but don't forget the "Yes, I know it's stale. Just toast it and it will be fine."
Right.
"But Mom, stale bread just makes stale toast."
"Fine! Then you get nothing.

"

It's okay - just cut off the green stuff.

**THoog** · 01-14-2016, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

I wish my wife could make corn bread. She won't believe me when I tell her it's not meant to be eaten with a spoon. i.e. it shouldn't disintegrate when you try to pick it up.

My grandma made thin flat white cornbread in a cast-iron skillet. She called the skillet her "spider". It belonged to her mother's mother. She willed it to my mom - was very clear that Mom had to have it. It's my job to make sure my sister's daughter gets it some day, and understands the significance.

robtcorl · 01-14-2016, 04:11 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by sherrvonne

Perhaps it should be cross posted/referenced along with the comment I posted on the 'American English question' thread about myself having "backwoods roots" , Lol. White read is the 'go to snack' when you need something quick to fill yer belly. Ha ha and then how many different types of bread can one keep before it molds before being eaten?

I try to eat "healthy bread" every now and again, but prefer good old gummy white bread. (bring in the food prudes)
How about some smoked pork neck bones and 'kraut with cornbread for supper?

**Ex Finn.** · 01-14-2016, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I try to eat "healthy bread" every now and again, but prefer good old gummy white bread. (bring in the food prudes)
How about some smoked pork neck bones and 'kraut with cornbread for supper?

That looks yummy!

bxf · 01-14-2016, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I try to eat "healthy bread" every now and again, but prefer good old gummy white bread. (bring in the food prudes)

Yo, whazzup?

sherrvonne · 01-14-2016, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I try to eat "healthy bread" every now and again, but prefer good old gummy white bread. (bring in the food prudes)
How about some smoked pork neck bones and 'kraut with cornbread for supper?

Mm mm wish you could put some of that through the Internet.....

robtcorl · 01-14-2016, 05:07 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bxf

Yo, whazzup?

Perhaps some of my WHITE beer bread would sway you over to the dark side.

Sorry for all the photos, I'll stop now.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-14-2016, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Perhaps some of my WHITE beer bread would sway you over to the dark side.

Sorry for all the photos, I'll stop now.

Some great looking cooking you got going on there. Me hungry now

sherrvonne · 01-14-2016, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Perhaps some of my WHITE beer bread would sway you over to the dark side.

Sorry for all the photos, I'll stop now.

That bread looks beery good!

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01-14-2016, 03:16 PM	#22666
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by robtcorl On white bread? I grew up with it, I can dig it! Perhaps it should be cross posted/referenced along with the comment I posted on the 'American English question' thread about myself having "backwoods roots" , Lol. White read is the 'go to snack' when you need something quick to fill yer belly. Ha ha and then how many different types of bread can one keep before it molds before being eaten?

01-14-2016, 03:24 PM	#22667
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	According to the movies, anyone carrying groceries will have a baguette sticking out of one of the grocery bags, no matter where they live. Good luck finding baguettes down at the Piggly Wiggly.

01-14-2016, 03:40 PM	#22668
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by robtcorl On white bread? I grew up with it, I can dig it! Yep, me too; but don't forget the "Yes, I know it's stale. Just toast it and it will be fine." Right. "But Mom, stale bread just makes stale toast." "Fine! Then you get nothing. "

01-14-2016, 03:41 PM	#22669
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by THoog According to the movies, anyone carrying groceries will have a baguette sticking out of one of the grocery bags, no matter where they live. Good luck finding baguettes down at the Piggly Wiggly. I cook by single ingredient. Like 'grandma' , chicken and dressing, meatloaf, roast and potatoes, pork and sauerkraut with gravy, fried stuff, cornbread. And the occasional loaf of white bread. Or I make my own bread. Wonder if The H.E.B. has baguettes. Might look. Lol

01-14-2016, 03:46 PM - 1 Like	#22670
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by sherrvonne cornbread I wish my wife could make corn bread. She won't believe me when I tell her it's not meant to be eaten with a spoon. i.e. it shouldn't disintegrate when you try to pick it up.

01-14-2016, 03:49 PM	#22671
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by sherrvonne I cook by single ingredient. Like 'grandma' , chicken and dressing, meatloaf, roast and potatoes, pork and sauerkraut with gravy, fried stuff, cornbread. And the occasional loaf of white bread. Or I make my own bread. Wonder if The H.E.B. has baguettes. Might look. Lol Harris Teeter probably has them - depends on the store and the day. Publix, Lowes Foods - maybe Food Lion, Kroger, Wal-Mart - probably not Whole Foods - if anyone does, I'll bet they do, but only gluten-free organic free range baguettes.

01-14-2016, 03:50 PM - 1 Like	#22672
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax Yep, me too; but don't forget the "Yes, I know it's stale. Just toast it and it will be fine." Right. "But Mom, stale bread just makes stale toast." "Fine! Then you get nothing. " It's okay - just cut off the green stuff.

01-14-2016, 03:54 PM	#22673
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax I wish my wife could make corn bread. She won't believe me when I tell her it's not meant to be eaten with a spoon. i.e. it shouldn't disintegrate when you try to pick it up. My grandma made thin flat white cornbread in a cast-iron skillet. She called the skillet her "spider". It belonged to her mother's mother. She willed it to my mom - was very clear that Mom had to have it. It's my job to make sure my sister's daughter gets it some day, and understands the significance.

01-14-2016, 04:11 PM - 2 Likes	#22674
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by sherrvonne Perhaps it should be cross posted/referenced along with the comment I posted on the 'American English question' thread about myself having "backwoods roots" , Lol. White read is the 'go to snack' when you need something quick to fill yer belly. Ha ha and then how many different types of bread can one keep before it molds before being eaten? I try to eat "healthy bread" every now and again, but prefer good old gummy white bread. (bring in the food prudes) How about some smoked pork neck bones and 'kraut with cornbread for supper?

01-14-2016, 04:14 PM	#22675
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl I try to eat "healthy bread" every now and again, but prefer good old gummy white bread. (bring in the food prudes) How about some smoked pork neck bones and 'kraut with cornbread for supper? That looks yummy!

01-14-2016, 04:30 PM	#22676
bxf Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Lisbon area Posts: 1,660	Originally posted by robtcorl I try to eat "healthy bread" every now and again, but prefer good old gummy white bread. (bring in the food prudes) Yo, whazzup?

01-14-2016, 04:38 PM	#22677
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by robtcorl I try to eat "healthy bread" every now and again, but prefer good old gummy white bread. (bring in the food prudes) How about some smoked pork neck bones and 'kraut with cornbread for supper? Mm mm wish you could put some of that through the Internet.....

01-14-2016, 05:07 PM - 1 Like	#22678
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bxf Yo, whazzup? Perhaps some of my WHITE beer bread would sway you over to the dark side. Sorry for all the photos, I'll stop now.

01-14-2016, 06:13 PM	#22679
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Perhaps some of my WHITE beer bread would sway you over to the dark side. Sorry for all the photos, I'll stop now. Some great looking cooking you got going on there. Me hungry now

01-14-2016, 06:48 PM	#22680
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Perhaps some of my WHITE beer bread would sway you over to the dark side. Sorry for all the photos, I'll stop now. That bread looks beery good!