why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 01-26-2016, 12:17 PM

Where did everyone go? I took a little late breakfast break and when I cam back you guys had vanished? ...or maybe you are on a lunch break too?

Highly addictive.....I now buy it by the case. Gotta be nutritious, made from "real cheddar!"!

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I just sent some special seeds to one of the Mods.....I hope they are legal in his State? If not, he may be in some trouble instead of me for a change!

I used Otis as a return address....good luck on the law tracking him down! Hell, I can't even locate him most of the time. He has a half dozen "doubles" that protect his security....and a few of them get eliminated every so often, so I guess he is indeed using Big Brain Thinking.

This morning a fat squirrel, Jake...I think?....wanted to pose with a big peanut he stole from Otis' feeder. I told him he'd be sorry and he should put it back......Otis has a bad temper.......

I bet he listens next time!

I've had a few butt chewings by Otis, but none ever that bad!

Regards!

Parallax · 01-26-2016, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I just sent some special seeds to one of the Mods.....I hope they are legal in his State? If not, he may be in some trouble instead of me for a change!

This is a bit disturbing.

robtcorl · 01-26-2016, 01:13 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

Where did everyone go?

Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune.
Saw that feller's tater picture sold for 1.5 million dollars and says to myself "Hell I got a camera and a tater!"
What am I bid?

Racer X 69 · 01-26-2016, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune.
Saw that feller's tater picture sold for 1.5 million dollars and says to myself "Hell I got a camera and a tater!"
What am I bid?

I'll bid .5.

robtcorl · 01-26-2016, 01:37 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I'll bid .5.

Ha, you thought these old eyes wouldn't see the decimal in front didn't you?

Rupert · 01-26-2016, 01:42 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

This is a bit disturbing.

Yep, anything that involves Otis should be disturbing.

I only did what I was told.....I don't want to end up like Jake the squirrel with half my butt gone....

Originally posted by robtcorl

Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune.

I'll open the bidding with $2. US.....is shipping free?

Regards!

Just saw Racer's post.....Yahoo! I'm still the high bidder!

---------- Post added 01-26-16 at 02:55 PM ----------

I've been chastising Otis for telling the little blind orphan squirrels that he helped the Broncos win and actually got to send in a few plays.....Now I am not so sure he has been lying......

A Broncos Player Said He Tried To Rub His Nuts On Tom Brady's Face - Yahoo News

It does sound just like Otis?...filthy little rodent.

If this isn't allowed, blame Otis.....he demanded I post it. Pretty gross stuff, but nothing to a squirrel.

**savoche** · 01-26-2016, 02:05 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune.
Saw that feller's tater picture sold for 1.5 million dollars and says to myself "Hell I got a camera and a tater!"
What am I bid?

No bids without you wining and dining me first

Racer X 69 · 01-26-2016, 02:33 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Ha, you thought these old eyes wouldn't see the decimal in front didn't you?

I was counting on it.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-26-2016, 03:51 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

Where did everyone go?

Some of us have to "work"

for a living.
Snowplow operator today, electronics tech. tomorrow.

MarkJerling · 01-26-2016, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Some of us have to "work"

for a living.
Snowplow operator today, electronics tech. tomorrow.

Ooohhh! Nice truck!

**Ex Finn.** · 01-26-2016, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Ooohhh! Nice truck!

She is pretty darn capable, forget comfort however.

sherrvonne · 01-26-2016, 08:31 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune.
Saw that feller's tater picture sold for 1.5 million dollars and says to myself "Hell I got a camera and a tater!"
What am I bid?

As I sit with my mom at the hospital away from home and having to eat food not cooked by me, I was imagining turning it into homemade French fries.

MarkJerling · 01-26-2016, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

She is pretty darn capable, forget comfort however.

Why not comfortable?

**monochrome** · 01-26-2016, 08:41 PM

u

Originally posted by savoche

Budweiser. The Velveeta of beers.

HEY NOW !!!!!

In St. Louis that's treasonous sedition talk.

**monochrome** · 01-26-2016, 08:53 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune.
Saw that feller's tater picture sold for 1.5 million dollars and says to myself "Hell I got a camera and a tater!"
What am I bid?

I made Shepherd's Pie for dinner tonight. I made real gravy. I cubed real sirloin, used freshly flash-frozen peas, real onion, fresh carrots and mashed real Russett potatoes. I didn't use Velveeta.

mrs. monochrome liked it which is worth more than a sack of potato pictures.

But I still didn't buy a K-3.

01-26-2016, 12:17 PM	#22951
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Where did everyone go? I took a little late breakfast break and when I cam back you guys had vanished? ...or maybe you are on a lunch break too? Highly addictive.....I now buy it by the case. Gotta be nutritious, made from "real cheddar!"! I just sent some special seeds to one of the Mods.....I hope they are legal in his State? If not, he may be in some trouble instead of me for a change! I used Otis as a return address....good luck on the law tracking him down! Hell, I can't even locate him most of the time. He has a half dozen "doubles" that protect his security....and a few of them get eliminated every so often, so I guess he is indeed using Big Brain Thinking. This morning a fat squirrel, Jake...I think?....wanted to pose with a big peanut he stole from Otis' feeder. I told him he'd be sorry and he should put it back......Otis has a bad temper....... I bet he listens next time! I've had a few butt chewings by Otis, but none ever that bad! Regards!

01-26-2016, 03:51 PM - 1 Like	#22959
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Rupert Where did everyone go? Some of us have to "work" for a living. Snowplow operator today, electronics tech. tomorrow. Attached Images

01-26-2016, 04:32 PM	#22961
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by MarkJerling Ooohhh! Nice truck! She is pretty darn capable, forget comfort however. Last edited by Ex Finn.; 01-26-2016 at 04:38 PM.

01-26-2016, 08:53 PM - 1 Like	#22965
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by robtcorl Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune. Saw that feller's tater picture sold for 1.5 million dollars and says to myself "Hell I got a camera and a tater!" What am I bid? I made Shepherd's Pie for dinner tonight. I made real gravy. I cubed real sirloin, used freshly flash-frozen peas, real onion, fresh carrots and mashed real Russett potatoes. I didn't use Velveeta. mrs. monochrome liked it which is worth more than a sack of potato pictures. But I still didn't buy a K-3. Last edited by monochrome; 01-26-2016 at 08:59 PM.

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert I just sent some special seeds to one of the Mods.....I hope they are legal in his State? If not, he may be in some trouble instead of me for a change! This is a bit disturbing.

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert Where did everyone go? Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune. Saw that feller's tater picture sold for 1.5 million dollars and says to myself "Hell I got a camera and a tater!" What am I bid?

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I'll bid .5. Ha, you thought these old eyes wouldn't see the decimal in front didn't you?

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax This is a bit disturbing. Yep, anything that involves Otis should be disturbing. I only did what I was told.....I don't want to end up like Jake the squirrel with half my butt gone.... Originally posted by robtcorl Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune. I'll open the bidding with $2. US.....is shipping free? Regards! Just saw Racer's post.....Yahoo! I'm still the high bidder! ---------- Post added 01-26-16 at 02:55 PM ---------- I've been chastising Otis for telling the little blind orphan squirrels that he helped the Broncos win and actually got to send in a few plays.....Now I am not so sure he has been lying...... A Broncos Player Said He Tried To Rub His Nuts On Tom Brady's Face - Yahoo News It does sound just like Otis?...filthy little rodent. If this isn't allowed, blame Otis.....he demanded I post it. Pretty gross stuff, but nothing to a squirrel.

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savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Well I was busy a fixin to make me a fortune. Saw that feller's tater picture sold for 1.5 million dollars and says to myself "Hell I got a camera and a tater!" What am I bid? No bids without you wining and dining me first

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01-26-2016, 08:38 PM	#22963
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by Ex Finn. She is pretty darn capable, forget comfort however. Why not comfortable?

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01-26-2016, 08:41 PM	#22964
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	u Originally posted by savoche Budweiser. The Velveeta of beers. HEY NOW !!!!! In St. Louis that's treasonous sedition talk.