why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 01-27-2016, 08:41 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Not. Guilty.

...and the other 19-20 hours thinking about wild and crazy sex!

Squirrels are multi-tasking critters...they can think about rich exotic nuts and sex at the same time 24/7!

He looks like he's concentrating on the peanut....but we know that's not all that's on his tiny mind! ...reading his little mind...."This reminds me......"

Regards!

---------- Post added 01-27-16 at 09:43 AM ----------

Originally posted by WPRESTO

It had more meat (she generally used ground beef) and much less gravy than a typical commercial chicken pot pie.

...and bless her heart! She never even considered spoiling it with rancid sheep meat!

Parallax · 01-27-2016, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

In the USA, Montana ranks 8th in number of sheep,

In the immortal words of Johnny Carson - "I did not know that."

Parallax · 01-27-2016, 09:01 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

Processed....and delicious! You'd need an entire sheep to make this dish, and then it would still be too rank to eat!

I wish you'd quit posting that pic!
It makes me so damned hungry I could gnaw the tires off my Jeep.

robtcorl · 01-27-2016, 09:27 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Not. Guilty.

Study: Average Father Thinks About Sealing In Meat?s Juices 4 To 5 Hours A Day - The Onion - America's Finest News Sourc

Funny thing is, any griller or bbqer worth his/her salt will tell you that searing meat Does Not seal in juices.
Just another myth.

Speaking of grilling, here's how you make a BLT when the Bunny bread is all gone:

FantasticMrFox · 01-27-2016, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Squirrels are multi-tasking critters...they can think about rich exotic nuts and sex at the same time 24/7!

For female squirrels there might not actually be much of a difference

stevebrot · 01-27-2016, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Where did everyone go?

Lurking...

Steve

(...reduced to eating tater tots and lettuce and have nothing to contribute...)

**savoche** · 01-27-2016, 10:46 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

Where did everyone go?

Lemme see...

First I needed some sleep. I know the need for sleep is supposed to become less with age, but then I guess I don't qualify for geezerhood. Yet.

Second, the ~~bast...~~ gentleman who pays me a token sum every month seems to expect me to not only show up at work, but to actually do something worky

Third, and I have to apologise for bringing this into the thread - but you did ask! - I try to develop some pictures

robtcorl · 01-27-2016, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by savoche

First I needed some sleep

My quick read on this was: First I needed some sheep.
I do qualify for geezerhood.

**savoche** · 01-27-2016, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

My quick read on this was: First I needed some sheep.
I do qualify for geezerhood.

Hey, I'm not Australian!

Racer X 69 · 01-27-2016, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Why not comfortable?

Its a Hummer. Made for fighting war.

Not supposed to be comfortable.

FantasticMrFox · 01-27-2016, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Hey, I'm not Australian!

Maybe some Welsh ancestors?

Rupert · 01-27-2016, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

For female squirrels there might not actually be much of a difference

Otis says legend has it that one actually said no once, long ago...but he reminds, it's just a legend.

Jean Poitiers · 01-27-2016, 01:32 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by stevebrot

Lurking...

Steve

(...reduced to eating tater tots ~~and lettuce~~ and have nothing to contribute...)

There. Fixed that. Yet again.

MarkJerling · 01-27-2016, 02:34 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Its a Hummer. Made for fighting war.
Not supposed to be comfortable.

Oh, I know it's a Humvee. But, I consider them reasonably comfortable. I'm interested why your's is not. But then, I've driven a variety of military 4x4's and 6x4's and civilian 4x4's so comfort is relative!

**Ex Finn.** · 01-27-2016, 03:58 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I'm interested why your's is not.

Oh. It is a M1113 ECV without it`s intended payload (radio box) making it stiff as hell on the suspension.
M1113 | Expanded-capacity Vehicles | HMMWV (Humvee) | AM General LLC - Mobility solutions for the 21st Century

01-27-2016, 03:58 PM	#22995
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by MarkJerling I'm interested why your's is not. Oh. It is a M1113 ECV without it`s intended payload (radio box) making it stiff as hell on the suspension. M1113 \| Expanded-capacity Vehicles \| HMMWV (Humvee) \| AM General LLC - Mobility solutions for the 21st Century Last edited by Ex Finn.; 01-27-2016 at 05:54 PM.

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01-27-2016, 08:41 AM	#22981
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Not. Guilty. ...and the other 19-20 hours thinking about wild and crazy sex! Squirrels are multi-tasking critters...they can think about rich exotic nuts and sex at the same time 24/7! He looks like he's concentrating on the peanut....but we know that's not all that's on his tiny mind! ...reading his little mind...."This reminds me......" Regards! ---------- Post added 01-27-16 at 09:43 AM ---------- Originally posted by WPRESTO It had more meat (she generally used ground beef) and much less gravy than a typical commercial chicken pot pie. ...and bless her heart! She never even considered spoiling it with rancid sheep meat!

01-27-2016, 08:55 AM	#22982
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by WPRESTO In the USA, Montana ranks 8th in number of sheep, In the immortal words of Johnny Carson - "I did not know that."

01-27-2016, 09:01 AM - 1 Like	#22983
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert Processed....and delicious! You'd need an entire sheep to make this dish, and then it would still be too rank to eat! I wish you'd quit posting that pic! It makes me so damned hungry I could gnaw the tires off my Jeep.

01-27-2016, 09:27 AM - 1 Like	#22984
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Not. Guilty. Study: Average Father Thinks About Sealing In Meat?s Juices 4 To 5 Hours A Day - The Onion - America's Finest News Sourc Funny thing is, any griller or bbqer worth his/her salt will tell you that searing meat Does Not seal in juices. Just another myth. Speaking of grilling, here's how you make a BLT when the Bunny bread is all gone:

01-27-2016, 09:48 AM	#22985
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Rupert Squirrels are multi-tasking critters...they can think about rich exotic nuts and sex at the same time 24/7! For female squirrels there might not actually be much of a difference

01-27-2016, 10:32 AM	#22986
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Rupert Where did everyone go? Lurking... Steve (...reduced to eating tater tots and lettuce and have nothing to contribute...)

01-27-2016, 10:46 AM - 1 Like	#22987
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert Where did everyone go? Lemme see... First I needed some sleep. I know the need for sleep is supposed to become less with age, but then I guess I don't qualify for geezerhood. Yet. Second, the ~~bast...~~ gentleman who pays me a token sum every month seems to expect me to not only show up at work, but to actually do something worky Third, and I have to apologise for bringing this into the thread - but you did ask! - I try to develop some pictures

01-27-2016, 10:55 AM	#22988
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by savoche First I needed some sleep My quick read on this was: First I needed some sheep. I do qualify for geezerhood.

01-27-2016, 10:58 AM	#22989
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl My quick read on this was: First I needed some sheep. I do qualify for geezerhood. Hey, I'm not Australian!

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Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by MarkJerling Why not comfortable? Its a Hummer. Made for fighting war. Not supposed to be comfortable.

01-27-2016, 11:07 AM	#22991
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by savoche Hey, I'm not Australian! Maybe some Welsh ancestors?

01-27-2016, 12:46 PM	#22992
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox For female squirrels there might not actually be much of a difference Otis says legend has it that one actually said no once, long ago...but he reminds, it's just a legend.

01-27-2016, 01:32 PM - 1 Like	#22993
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by stevebrot Lurking... Steve (...reduced to eating tater tots ~~and lettuce~~ and have nothing to contribute...) There. Fixed that. Yet again.

01-27-2016, 02:34 PM - 1 Like	#22994
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Its a Hummer. Made for fighting war. Not supposed to be comfortable. Oh, I know it's a Humvee. But, I consider them reasonably comfortable. I'm interested why your's is not. But then, I've driven a variety of military 4x4's and 6x4's and civilian 4x4's so comfort is relative!