why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 01-30-2016, 08:05 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I should take part in more contests

Me too....I was there just moments later and captured a flying squirrel. Reckon I can get a Nikon Award too?

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FantasticMrFox · 01-30-2016, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Me too....I was there just moments later and captured a flying squirrel. Reckon I can get a Nikon Award too?

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No, the cape looks too realistic.

Rupert · 01-30-2016, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

No, the cape looks too realistic.

Hey, I'm a Pentax shooter...you can't expect me to compete with the Nikon guys? I was just damn lucky to get a SIF shot with a Pentax camera.

**WPRESTO** · 01-30-2016, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Me too....I was there just moments later and captured a flying squirrel. Reckon I can get a Nikon Award too?

Attachment 296955

Rocket J. Squirrel never wore a cape. He saw "The Incredibles" and realized the dangers.

robtcorl · 01-31-2016, 06:01 AM - **1 Like**

Just a friendly reminder:
The Super Bowl is a week away, buy your Velveeta logs and cans of Rotel tomatoes early.
You're welcome!

Parallax · 01-31-2016, 06:49 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Just a friendly reminder:
The Super Bowl is a week away, buy your Velveeta logs and cans of Rotel tomatoes early.
You're welcome!

Don't forget the lutefisk. Rotel is great on lutefisk.

normhead · 01-31-2016, 07:09 AM

Tess is thinking about nachos for our Superbowl party, with grated Canadian Chedder on top, any food that contains any of the above mentioned foods will be given to the spirits as an offering, on a rock out in the bush, or won't be permitted out of the cars. I'm not a food, or even a cheese snob, but I do have standards.

During the days go complete and total ignorance, (as today, the days of partial but not quite completely total ignorance) the park staff used to put out poisoned carcasses, to poison wolves in the mistaken belief that killing wolves would mean more deer for hunters. IN an uncontrolled eco-system like Algonquin it's complete non-sense., but scientists who should have known better did it. So there would be a "circle of death" around these carcasses. They didn't wipe out the wolves, but they wiped out , eagles, fishers, crows, jays, every predator that fed on carcasses in the winter. There'd be a 100 foot circle around these poisoned carcasses littered with their bodies. (Sometimes it seem the more educated people think they are, the more ignorant they can be.)

In any case, if I were to put the aforementioned food out in a field on a plate, I would fully expect to find a "circle of death" around it the next day.

**savoche** · 01-31-2016, 07:09 AM - **2 Likes**

What is this "soup bowl" thing of which you are talking?

Jean Poitiers · 01-31-2016, 07:19 AM

Just FYI - This happened last year last just before the Supper Bowl ... Velveeta Shortage Isn't a Shortage of History | Arts & Culture | Smithsonian

Let's just hope that history repeats itself ... and finishes the job for good this time !!!!

robtcorl · 01-31-2016, 07:21 AM

Originally posted by normhead

In any case, if I were to put the aforementioned food out in a field on a plate, I would fully expect to find a "circle of death" around it the next day.

My local pileated pecker wood seems to thrive on the aforementioned cheese product.

also posted on the K-S2 forum.

Rupert · 01-31-2016, 07:25 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Don't forget the lutefisk. Rotel is great on lutefisk.

Wow! I bet your Super Bowl party is all sold out....people must be coming from miles around? Who wouldn't want to be watching the game while choking and puking up lewdfish?

Originally posted by normhead

In any case, if I were to put the aforementioned food out in a field on a plate, I would fully expect to find a "circle of death" around it the next day.

I've never ever known a living soul that didn't go back for more Velveeta/Rotel dip. It is the Gold Standard for Super Bowl parties all across America....and Canada too. The circle of death would be from people eating too much of it and exploding.....with a smile on their faces!

Regards!

normhead · 01-31-2016, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Wow! I bet your Super Bowl party is all sold out.

Everyone we invited is coming. A 100% response rate. All based on no Velveeta, stats don't lie.

Quote:

The circle of death would be from people eating too much of it and exploding.....with a smile on their faces!

So they'd die happy, they'd still be dead.

Jean Poitiers · 01-31-2016, 07:52 AM

1943 War Propaganda ...

robtcorl · 01-31-2016, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by normhead

Everyone we invited is coming. A 100% response rate.

Both people rsvp'd eh?

robtcorl · 01-31-2016, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

1943 War Propaganda ...

Would the USA government lie to us?

01-31-2016, 07:21 AM	#23065
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by normhead In any case, if I were to put the aforementioned food out in a field on a plate, I would fully expect to find a "circle of death" around it the next day. My local pileated pecker wood seems to thrive on the aforementioned cheese product. also posted on the K-S2 forum. Last edited by robtcorl; 01-31-2016 at 07:29 AM. Reason: typo

01-31-2016, 07:40 AM	#23067
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Quote: Wow! I bet your Super Bowl party is all sold out. Everyone we invited is coming. A 100% response rate. All based on no Velveeta, stats don't lie. Quote: The circle of death would be from people eating too much of it and exploding.....with a smile on their faces! So they'd die happy, they'd still be dead. Last edited by normhead; 01-31-2016 at 07:56 AM.

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01-30-2016, 08:05 AM - 1 Like	#23056
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I should take part in more contests Me too....I was there just moments later and captured a flying squirrel. Reckon I can get a Nikon Award too?

01-30-2016, 08:18 AM	#23057
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Rupert Me too....I was there just moments later and captured a flying squirrel. Reckon I can get a Nikon Award too? Attachment 296955 No, the cape looks too realistic.

01-30-2016, 08:57 AM	#23058
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox No, the cape looks too realistic. Hey, I'm a Pentax shooter...you can't expect me to compete with the Nikon guys? I was just damn lucky to get a SIF shot with a Pentax camera.

01-30-2016, 11:45 AM	#23059
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,138	Originally posted by Rupert Me too....I was there just moments later and captured a flying squirrel. Reckon I can get a Nikon Award too? Attachment 296955 Rocket J. Squirrel never wore a cape. He saw "The Incredibles" and realized the dangers.

01-31-2016, 06:01 AM - 1 Like	#23060
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Just a friendly reminder: The Super Bowl is a week away, buy your Velveeta logs and cans of Rotel tomatoes early. You're welcome!

01-31-2016, 06:49 AM - 1 Like	#23061
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by robtcorl Just a friendly reminder: The Super Bowl is a week away, buy your Velveeta logs and cans of Rotel tomatoes early. You're welcome! Don't forget the lutefisk. Rotel is great on lutefisk.

01-31-2016, 07:09 AM	#23062
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Tess is thinking about nachos for our Superbowl party, with grated Canadian Chedder on top, any food that contains any of the above mentioned foods will be given to the spirits as an offering, on a rock out in the bush, or won't be permitted out of the cars. I'm not a food, or even a cheese snob, but I do have standards. During the days go complete and total ignorance, (as today, the days of partial but not quite completely total ignorance) the park staff used to put out poisoned carcasses, to poison wolves in the mistaken belief that killing wolves would mean more deer for hunters. IN an uncontrolled eco-system like Algonquin it's complete non-sense., but scientists who should have known better did it. So there would be a "circle of death" around these carcasses. They didn't wipe out the wolves, but they wiped out , eagles, fishers, crows, jays, every predator that fed on carcasses in the winter. There'd be a 100 foot circle around these poisoned carcasses littered with their bodies. (Sometimes it seem the more educated people think they are, the more ignorant they can be.) In any case, if I were to put the aforementioned food out in a field on a plate, I would fully expect to find a "circle of death" around it the next day.

01-31-2016, 07:09 AM - 2 Likes	#23063
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	What is this "soup bowl" thing of which you are talking?

01-31-2016, 07:19 AM	#23064
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Just FYI - This happened last year last just before the Supper Bowl ... Velveeta Shortage Isn't a Shortage of History \| Arts & Culture \| Smithsonian Let's just hope that history repeats itself ... and finishes the job for good this time !!!!

01-31-2016, 07:25 AM	#23066
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax Don't forget the lutefisk. Rotel is great on lutefisk. Wow! I bet your Super Bowl party is all sold out....people must be coming from miles around? Who wouldn't want to be watching the game while choking and puking up lewdfish? Originally posted by normhead In any case, if I were to put the aforementioned food out in a field on a plate, I would fully expect to find a "circle of death" around it the next day. I've never ever known a living soul that didn't go back for more Velveeta/Rotel dip. It is the Gold Standard for Super Bowl parties all across America....and Canada too. The circle of death would be from people eating too much of it and exploding.....with a smile on their faces! Regards!

01-31-2016, 07:52 AM	#23068
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	1943 War Propaganda ...

01-31-2016, 07:59 AM	#23069
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by normhead Everyone we invited is coming. A 100% response rate. Both people rsvp'd eh?

01-31-2016, 08:00 AM	#23070
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers 1943 War Propaganda ... Would the USA government lie to us?