why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 02-23-2016, 07:02 AM

Gentlemen.......

The one factor no one has really addressed in squirrel defense.......Mass Production.

I have seen it here for years. When a hawk or a snake gets a squirrel dinner, the entire clan takes it as a sign for a mass orgy, producing 10-20-30 times more squirrels that the one lost.

Of course, this leads to a shortage of the food supply, so they then have to learn to eat whatever is available.....snakes, hawk eggs, owl eggs........and even your pet Fido.

BBC NEWS | Europe | Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'

Whatever it takes, they intend to be the "last man standing" when the apocalypse comes, and if I was a gambler, I'd bet on the squirrels.

I can't show the follow-up video where the Squirrel Army finished off the poor doggie and made a doggie casserole....it was too painful to post......

You Tube

BTW- Otis is thrilled that this thread has been "Squirrel Hijacked!"

If he had his way PF would be 100% squirrel oriented.

I like squirrels, but there is a limit.......if that happened, I might have to switch to Canon or Nikon. You too?

robtcorl · 02-23-2016, 07:41 AM - **1 Like**

Last night's chicken spiedini tasted just like chicken spiedini.

Rupert · 02-23-2016, 08:57 AM - **1 Like**

Easy meal......some ground sirloin, a can of mushroom soup, toast and some fresh veggies. Not bad eatin'!

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robtcorl · 02-23-2016, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Not bad eatin'!

Even without the king of cheeses??
https://player.vimeo.com/video/95455197

Rupert · 02-23-2016, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Even without the king of cheeses??

Damn, I'm envious!

Gotta get me one of those dispensers! I bet it keeps it at just the right temp too! Forget the K1...give me one of those!

FantasticMrFox · 02-23-2016, 12:36 PM

I just noticed something: has the viking girl disappeared permanently?

**THoog** · 02-23-2016, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I just noticed something: has the viking girl disappeared permanently?

Do you mean ZoeB, up in Tromsø? She dropped by a couple days ago, during the scotch discussion.

RoxnDox · 02-23-2016, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I just noticed something: has the viking girl disappeared permanently?

She's probably been busy building an interdimensional flux capacitor deathray for finals. She is a Fizzicks student, after all.

Jim

Rupert · 02-23-2016, 04:22 PM

Can't say I know her, but I bet she's good lookin'! I knew a girl once that was a Fizzicks student and she was so good lookin'. I bet they all are?

MarkJerling · 02-23-2016, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I might have to switch to Canon or Nikon. You too?

Never!

FantasticMrFox · 02-23-2016, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Can't say I know her, but I bet she's good lookin'! I knew a girl once that was a Fizzicks student and she was so good lookin'. I bet they all are?

Well, in my course I am blessed with a ≈ 90:10 ratio towards the opposite gender, and I will not comment on anyone's looks for fear of being accused of misogyny

Maybe I should switch degrees and do Fizzicks instead? Or maybe Scandinavian students are all fair, and I should just take your word for it and move over there? I am currently applying for an MSc in Trondheim, that's probably a good first step

**Ex Finn.** · 02-23-2016, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I just noticed something: has the viking girl disappeared permanently?

Should not be weather related. Seems pretty decent for up there.
http://accuweather.com/en/no/tromso/256116/weather-forecast/256116

robtcorl · 02-23-2016, 05:54 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by RoxnDox

She is a Fizzicks student

I loved Fizzies when I was a kid!

Rupert · 02-23-2016, 08:09 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I loved Fizzies when I was a kid!

You can't believe some of the places I have put those things....it even made Otis blush when I told him all about it.

tim60 · 02-23-2016, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I loved Fizzies when I was a kid!

How packaging and advertising pictures have changed.

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02-23-2016, 07:41 AM - 1 Like	#23912
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Last night's chicken spiedini tasted just like chicken spiedini.

02-23-2016, 08:57 AM - 1 Like	#23913
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Easy meal......some ground sirloin, a can of mushroom soup, toast and some fresh veggies. Not bad eatin'!

02-23-2016, 09:25 AM	#23914
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert Not bad eatin'! Even without the king of cheeses?? https://player.vimeo.com/video/95455197

02-23-2016, 10:47 AM	#23915
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Even without the king of cheeses?? Damn, I'm envious! Gotta get me one of those dispensers! I bet it keeps it at just the right temp too! Forget the K1...give me one of those!

02-23-2016, 12:36 PM	#23916
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	I just noticed something: has the viking girl disappeared permanently?

02-23-2016, 02:35 PM	#23917
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I just noticed something: has the viking girl disappeared permanently? Do you mean ZoeB, up in Tromsø? She dropped by a couple days ago, during the scotch discussion.

02-23-2016, 04:09 PM	#23918
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I just noticed something: has the viking girl disappeared permanently? She's probably been busy building an interdimensional flux capacitor deathray for finals. She is a Fizzicks student, after all. Jim

02-23-2016, 04:22 PM	#23919
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Can't say I know her, but I bet she's good lookin'! I knew a girl once that was a Fizzicks student and she was so good lookin'. I bet they all are?

02-23-2016, 05:04 PM	#23920
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Rupert I might have to switch to Canon or Nikon. You too? Never!

02-23-2016, 05:23 PM	#23921
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	Originally posted by Rupert Can't say I know her, but I bet she's good lookin'! I knew a girl once that was a Fizzicks student and she was so good lookin'. I bet they all are? Well, in my course I am blessed with a ≈ 90:10 ratio towards the opposite gender, and I will not comment on anyone's looks for fear of being accused of misogyny Maybe I should switch degrees and do Fizzicks instead? Or maybe Scandinavian students are all fair, and I should just take your word for it and move over there? I am currently applying for an MSc in Trondheim, that's probably a good first step

02-23-2016, 05:44 PM	#23922
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I just noticed something: has the viking girl disappeared permanently? Should not be weather related. Seems pretty decent for up there. http://accuweather.com/en/no/tromso/256116/weather-forecast/256116

02-23-2016, 05:54 PM - 1 Like	#23923
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by RoxnDox She is a Fizzicks student I loved Fizzies when I was a kid!

02-23-2016, 08:09 PM	#23924
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl I loved Fizzies when I was a kid! You can't believe some of the places I have put those things....it even made Otis blush when I told him all about it.

02-23-2016, 10:23 PM	#23925
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by robtcorl I loved Fizzies when I was a kid! How packaging and advertising pictures have changed.