why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 02-26-2016, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

I have been in a dark room with funny smelly liquids ... then scanning.

If it smells like shoe polish, it is most likely that wine you drink.....wine is some really rank stuff. I think it was only invented to find something to do with rotten grapes?

But....that shot you posted is really nice......and what a lovely young lady!

Regards!

**THoog** · 02-26-2016, 06:29 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

She could be a plumber!

Or a crack addict!

**THoog** · 02-26-2016, 06:36 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

lovely young lady

I think I'm going to have to disagree with two out of three of those words (any two, selected randomly).

Parallax · 02-26-2016, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by THoog

I think I'm going to have to disagree with two out of three of those words (any two, selected randomly).

D. All of the above.

**THoog** · 02-26-2016, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

D. All of the above.

I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt on one out of three, She might be a lovely person on the inside, just cursed with an eating problem and horrible, horrible fashion sense. She might be young, relative to certain PF members. She might even be a lady, whose clothing was stolen from her locker at the gym by a cruel psychopath (stopping at WalMart to buy something, anything to put on before driving through her neighborhood).

robtcorl · 02-26-2016, 07:26 PM

Pretty bad photoshopped image, her butt crack has been added.
I'm thinking Otis has something to do with this, or maybe his keeper.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-26-2016, 07:31 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

her butt crack has been added

Nope. Looks like the real deal right there Hoss!

**rod_grant** · 02-26-2016, 07:33 PM

Thoog and robtcorl, thank you. I went back to find what was wrong with the lovely picture by Jean.
I couldn't see how all the vitriol could be aimed at her. After seeing your posts I thought it worth checking, and found the Walmart pic.
Whew.

**THoog** · 02-26-2016, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Pretty bad photoshopped image, her butt crack has been added.

I really don't want to look at it closely to confirm this.

**THoog** · 02-26-2016, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by rod_grant

Thoog and robtcorl, thank you. I went back to find what was wrong with the lovely picture by Jean.

Good point. I think I confused Rupert's reply to Jean as being for RacerX's pic. In my defense, it IS Rupert we're talking about here.

Jean's picture IS a lovely young lady, for sure.

normhead · 02-26-2016, 07:46 PM

Her mother loves her. Common, if she was in love with you you'd think she was hot, you know you would.

You'd have that picture tattooed on your arm.

**THoog** · 02-26-2016, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by normhead

You'd have that picture tattooed on your arm.

And on a velvet painting, hanging over the fireplace* in my trailer-park-home!

*actually a 42" flatpanel, with a 'Cozy Craklin' Fireplace" DVD.

normhead · 02-26-2016, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by THoog

And on a velvet painting, hanging over the fireplace* in my trailer-park-home!

*actually a 42" flatpanel, with a 'Cozy Craklin' Fireplace" DVD.

See this guy knows what I'm talking about.

Rupert · 02-26-2016, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Good point. I think I confused Rupert's reply to Jean as being for RacerX's pic. In my defense, it IS Rupert we're talking about here.

Jean's picture IS a lovely young lady, for sure.

You guys on drugs or somethin'??? It is a lovely young lady.

Your minds are obsessed with Wallyworld wonders......that is disturbing...even to Otis. Did the butt crack excite you guys that much????

**THoog** · 02-26-2016, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by normhead

See this guy knows what I'm talking about.

I know my people. One of the Super WalMarts near me removed the displays that are usually in the larger aisles in order to make more room for the morbidly obese to drive their personal mobility scooters side-by-side.

I really really really wish I was joking, but what was seen cannot be un-seen.

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02-26-2016, 06:21 PM	#23971
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers I have been in a dark room with funny smelly liquids ... then scanning. If it smells like shoe polish, it is most likely that wine you drink.....wine is some really rank stuff. I think it was only invented to find something to do with rotten grapes? But....that shot you posted is really nice......and what a lovely young lady! Regards!

02-26-2016, 06:29 PM - 2 Likes	#23972
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Ex Finn. She could be a plumber! Or a crack addict!

02-26-2016, 06:36 PM - 1 Like	#23973
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Rupert lovely young lady I think I'm going to have to disagree with two out of three of those words (any two, selected randomly).

02-26-2016, 06:50 PM	#23974
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by THoog I think I'm going to have to disagree with two out of three of those words (any two, selected randomly). D. All of the above.

02-26-2016, 07:24 PM	#23975
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax D. All of the above. I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt on one out of three, She might be a lovely person on the inside, just cursed with an eating problem and horrible, horrible fashion sense. She might be young, relative to certain PF members. She might even be a lady, whose clothing was stolen from her locker at the gym by a cruel psychopath (stopping at WalMart to buy something, anything to put on before driving through her neighborhood).

02-26-2016, 07:26 PM	#23976
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Pretty bad photoshopped image, her butt crack has been added. I'm thinking Otis has something to do with this, or maybe his keeper.

02-26-2016, 07:31 PM - 1 Like	#23977
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl her butt crack has been added Nope. Looks like the real deal right there Hoss!

02-26-2016, 07:33 PM	#23978
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Thoog and robtcorl, thank you. I went back to find what was wrong with the lovely picture by Jean. I couldn't see how all the vitriol could be aimed at her. After seeing your posts I thought it worth checking, and found the Walmart pic. Whew.

02-26-2016, 07:41 PM	#23979
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by robtcorl Pretty bad photoshopped image, her butt crack has been added. I really don't want to look at it closely to confirm this.

02-26-2016, 07:44 PM	#23980
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by rod_grant Thoog and robtcorl, thank you. I went back to find what was wrong with the lovely picture by Jean. Good point. I think I confused Rupert's reply to Jean as being for RacerX's pic. In my defense, it IS Rupert we're talking about here. Jean's picture IS a lovely young lady, for sure.

02-26-2016, 07:46 PM	#23981
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Her mother loves her. Common, if she was in love with you you'd think she was hot, you know you would. You'd have that picture tattooed on your arm.

02-26-2016, 07:51 PM	#23982
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by normhead You'd have that picture tattooed on your arm. And on a velvet painting, hanging over the fireplace* in my trailer-park-home! *actually a 42" flatpanel, with a 'Cozy Craklin' Fireplace" DVD.

02-26-2016, 08:00 PM	#23983
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by THoog And on a velvet painting, hanging over the fireplace* in my trailer-park-home! *actually a 42" flatpanel, with a 'Cozy Craklin' Fireplace" DVD. See this guy knows what I'm talking about.

02-26-2016, 08:02 PM	#23984
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog Good point. I think I confused Rupert's reply to Jean as being for RacerX's pic. In my defense, it IS Rupert we're talking about here. Jean's picture IS a lovely young lady, for sure. You guys on drugs or somethin'??? It is a lovely young lady. Your minds are obsessed with Wallyworld wonders......that is disturbing...even to Otis. Did the butt crack excite you guys that much????

02-26-2016, 08:26 PM	#23985
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by normhead See this guy knows what I'm talking about. I know my people. One of the Super WalMarts near me removed the displays that are usually in the larger aisles in order to make more room for the morbidly obese to drive their personal mobility scooters side-by-side. I really really really wish I was joking, but what was seen cannot be un-seen.