why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**THoog** · 02-27-2016, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

My apology for those here that confused the lovely young lady you posted with Butt Crack Betty. Forgive them, some are not all that sharp....they have been hanging out in the K1 threads, so we can understand their confusion.

No, no, no - we did not confuse Jean's lovely miss for Butt Crack Betty - we confused which one YOU were calling a "lovely young lady". Knowing what a polite gentleman you are, it would be completely in character for you to refer to even Ms. Betty as such. Also, in your post about the lovely young lady, you didn't mention squirrels or Velveeta once. It was unsettling!

**THoog** · 02-27-2016, 06:25 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Man.
I miss out on all the fun around here.

A Fleeting Discussion Erodes To Something Forbidden And Racer Misses Out Again!

Why didn't you guys let me know about it before the m0dU1ati0n sTaFf stepped in?

Aw, you should'a been there - it was like watching "Riverdance" performed in a Cambodian mine field!

Parallax · 02-27-2016, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Knowing what a polite gentleman you are, it would be completely in character for you to refer to even Ms. Betty as such

Did you forget to refill your prescription again?

**THoog** · 02-27-2016, 06:27 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Did you forget to refill your prescription again?

(c'mon... work with me here... BTW, does anyone have a pair of hipwaders I can borrow?)

Rupert · 02-27-2016, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Knowing what a polite gentleman you are, it would be completely in character for you to refer to even Ms. Betty as such.

It is so good to see someone here that appreciates my gentlemanly ways and is willing to recognize it publicly. If I was Otis I'd give you some kind of Award for your observation!

Regards& thanks!

robtcorl · 02-27-2016, 06:41 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by THoog

does anyone have a pair of hipwaders I can borrow?

Please return in as borrowed condition.

RoxnDox · 02-27-2016, 06:53 PM

Nice salmon!!

**rod_grant** · 02-27-2016, 06:59 PM

Nicely framed by the trees top left and top right

Rupert · 02-27-2016, 07:04 PM

Lovely smile!

normhead · 02-27-2016, 07:08 PM

Nice eyes.

Parallax · 02-27-2016, 07:09 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by RoxnDox

Nice salmon!!

Originally posted by rod_grant

Nicely framed by the trees top left and top right

Well I'll be. On second look, I see there is a fish, and trees, in that picture.

**THoog** · 02-27-2016, 07:10 PM - **1 Like**

Too much depth of field, unfortunately - I think both eyes are in focus.

Racer X 69 · 02-27-2016, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Please return in as borrowed condition.

Racer X 69 · 02-27-2016, 08:10 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Please return in as borrowed condition.

This is proof that men can focus on two things at the same time.

Parallax · 02-27-2016, 08:13 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by THoog

Too much depth of field, unfortunately - I think both eyes are in focus.

Must not have been taken with a FF camera.

02-27-2016, 08:13 PM - 1 Like	#24030
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by THoog Too much depth of field, unfortunately - I think both eyes are in focus. Must not have been taken with a FF camera. Last edited by Parallax; 02-27-2016 at 08:55 PM.

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02-27-2016, 06:17 PM	#24016
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Rupert My apology for those here that confused the lovely young lady you posted with Butt Crack Betty. Forgive them, some are not all that sharp....they have been hanging out in the K1 threads, so we can understand their confusion. No, no, no - we did not confuse Jean's lovely miss for Butt Crack Betty - we confused which one YOU were calling a "lovely young lady". Knowing what a polite gentleman you are, it would be completely in character for you to refer to even Ms. Betty as such. Also, in your post about the lovely young lady, you didn't mention squirrels or Velveeta once. It was unsettling!

02-27-2016, 06:25 PM - 1 Like	#24017
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Man. I miss out on all the fun around here. A Fleeting Discussion Erodes To Something Forbidden And Racer Misses Out Again! Why didn't you guys let me know about it before the m0dU1ati0n sTaFf stepped in? Aw, you should'a been there - it was like watching "Riverdance" performed in a Cambodian mine field!

02-27-2016, 06:25 PM	#24018
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Quote: Knowing what a polite gentleman you are, it would be completely in character for you to refer to even Ms. Betty as such Did you forget to refill your prescription again?

02-27-2016, 06:27 PM - 1 Like	#24019
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax Did you forget to refill your prescription again? (c'mon... work with me here... BTW, does anyone have a pair of hipwaders I can borrow?)

02-27-2016, 06:39 PM	#24020
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog Knowing what a polite gentleman you are, it would be completely in character for you to refer to even Ms. Betty as such. It is so good to see someone here that appreciates my gentlemanly ways and is willing to recognize it publicly. If I was Otis I'd give you some kind of Award for your observation! Regards& thanks!

02-27-2016, 06:41 PM - 1 Like	#24021
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by THoog does anyone have a pair of hipwaders I can borrow? Please return in as borrowed condition.

02-27-2016, 06:53 PM	#24022
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Nice salmon!!

02-27-2016, 06:59 PM	#24023
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Nicely framed by the trees top left and top right

02-27-2016, 07:04 PM	#24024
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Lovely smile!

02-27-2016, 07:08 PM	#24025
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Nice eyes.

02-27-2016, 07:09 PM - 1 Like	#24026
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by RoxnDox Nice salmon!! Originally posted by rod_grant Nicely framed by the trees top left and top right Well I'll be. On second look, I see there is a fish, and trees, in that picture.

02-27-2016, 07:10 PM - 1 Like	#24027
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Too much depth of field, unfortunately - I think both eyes are in focus.

02-27-2016, 07:10 PM	#24028
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by robtcorl Please return in as borrowed condition.

02-27-2016, 08:10 PM - 1 Like	#24029
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by robtcorl Please return in as borrowed condition. This is proof that men can focus on two things at the same time.