why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 02-29-2016, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

I'm normally more shy and reserved about posting, but when it comes to my Mom I break free of it.

Regards!

More shy and reserved than whom?
Rush? Donald? Jon Stewart, maybe?

Last edited by Parallax; 02-29-2016 at 11:23 AM.

Rupert · 02-29-2016, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

More shy and reserved than whom?
Rush or Donald maybe.

Yep, but I could argue that what I say has more value than either of those guys.......but I wouldn't say it of course, because that would be too political!

Never heard them talk about their Moms?.....maybe their Moms don't/didn't like them all that much? That could be easily imagined......

My Mom loves me.......most of the time.

Regards!

stevebrot · 02-29-2016, 11:47 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

Yep, but I could argue that what I say has more value than either of those guys.......but I wouldn't say it of course, because that would be too political!

Never heard them talk about their Moms?.....maybe their Moms don't/didn't like them all that much? That could be easily imagined......

My Mom loves me.......most of the time.

Regards!

While you have been getting all mushy about Mom, Otis has gone awry...

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Steve

Rupert · 02-29-2016, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

While you have been getting all mushy about Mom, Otis has gone awry...

Gotta love it!

robtcorl · 03-01-2016, 05:39 AM

Rupert · 03-01-2016, 07:09 AM

Nope...they are off on one of those lewdfish eating parties again.

They may be puking for hours before they are able to get back with us?

Maybe voting? It is Super Tuesday. Otis says he doesn't see anything "Super" about it from what he has seen in the past 6 months.

What did you see Otis?

We know Otis is never wrong....

Regards!

robtcorl · 03-01-2016, 08:55 AM

Maybe this will draw some of the food purist out of the lurk mode.

Parallax · 03-01-2016, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Maybe this will draw some of the food purist out of the lurk mode.

What does that, like Velveeta, have to do with food?

robtcorl · 03-01-2016, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

What does that, like Velveeta, have to do with food?

Ha, I lured one out!
My Jeff Foxworthy daily calendar today says:
you might be a redneck if you eat Hamburger Helper without the hamburger

Rupert · 03-01-2016, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

What does that, like Velveeta, have to do with food?

A lot more than your lewdfish!

Parallax · 03-01-2016, 09:25 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

you might be a redneck if you eat Hamburger Helper without the hamburger

When I was a kid, before Hamburger Helper, my mother found (or was given) a recipe for what was basically Hamburger Helper from scratch.
She missed the line in the recipe that said to boil the macaroni first.
We ate bologna sandwiches that night instead.

robtcorl · 03-01-2016, 09:44 AM

My ex made chicken and rice casserole, a lot.
I was so damn sick of something I didn't care much for to begin with.
When my present wife and I were dating her first time cooking for me she made......
you guessed it.
I nipped that in the bud!

Parallax · 03-01-2016, 09:50 AM

My mother and father liked bell peppers stuffed with Spanish rice. We had them regularly. I HATE Spanish rice! There's only one way I really care for rice and that's plain, sticky white rice. Other forms I dislike but I HATE Spanish rice (did I mention that?).
My wife and I hadn't been married long when she asked if I liked stuffed bell peppers. I suspect my reaction was quite similar to yours.

Rupert · 03-01-2016, 09:52 AM

I like a few casseroles...once in a while. One of the few things I like that is also one of the few things Mrs Rupert can or will cook is round sliced fried potatoes. She said she will give me a break and cook them tonight.

Served on sliced wheat bread with a slice of Velveeta they are better than a steak. Some hot sauce will spice them up nicely too....one of my favorite meals!

Fried okra sandwiches is another.....mouth watering!

Regards!

Parallax · 03-01-2016, 09:54 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Served on sliced wheat bread with a slice of Velveeta they are better than a steak.

Seek professional help, Jim. Please?

Originally posted by Rupert

Fried okra sandwiches is another.....mouth watering!

That actually sounds pretty good.

03-01-2016, 09:25 AM - 1 Like	#24071
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl you might be a redneck if you eat Hamburger Helper without the hamburger When I was a kid, before Hamburger Helper, my mother found (or was given) a recipe for what was basically Hamburger Helper from scratch. She missed the line in the recipe that said to boil the macaroni first. We ate bologna sandwiches that night instead. Last edited by Parallax; 03-01-2016 at 12:24 PM.

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02-29-2016, 11:08 AM	#24061
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert I'm normally more shy and reserved about posting, but when it comes to my Mom I break free of it. Regards! More shy and reserved than whom? Rush? Donald? Jon Stewart, maybe? Last edited by Parallax; 02-29-2016 at 11:23 AM.

02-29-2016, 11:23 AM	#24062
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax More shy and reserved than whom? Rush or Donald maybe. Yep, but I could argue that what I say has more value than either of those guys.......but I wouldn't say it of course, because that would be too political! Never heard them talk about their Moms?.....maybe their Moms don't/didn't like them all that much? That could be easily imagined...... My Mom loves me.......most of the time. Regards!

02-29-2016, 01:10 PM	#24064
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by stevebrot While you have been getting all mushy about Mom, Otis has gone awry... Gotta love it!

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606

03-01-2016, 07:09 AM	#24066
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Nope...they are off on one of those lewdfish eating parties again. They may be puking for hours before they are able to get back with us? Maybe voting? It is Super Tuesday. Otis says he doesn't see anything "Super" about it from what he has seen in the past 6 months. What did you see Otis? We know Otis is never wrong.... Regards!

03-01-2016, 08:55 AM	#24067
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Maybe this will draw some of the food purist out of the lurk mode.

03-01-2016, 09:01 AM	#24068
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl Maybe this will draw some of the food purist out of the lurk mode. What does that, like Velveeta, have to do with food?

03-01-2016, 09:18 AM	#24069
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax What does that, like Velveeta, have to do with food? Ha, I lured one out! My Jeff Foxworthy daily calendar today says: you might be a redneck if you eat Hamburger Helper without the hamburger

03-01-2016, 09:19 AM	#24070
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax What does that, like Velveeta, have to do with food? A lot more than your lewdfish!

03-01-2016, 09:44 AM	#24072
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	My ex made chicken and rice casserole, a lot. I was so damn sick of something I didn't care much for to begin with. When my present wife and I were dating her first time cooking for me she made...... you guessed it. I nipped that in the bud!

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03-01-2016, 09:50 AM	#24073
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	My mother and father liked bell peppers stuffed with Spanish rice. We had them regularly. I HATE Spanish rice! There's only one way I really care for rice and that's plain, sticky white rice. Other forms I dislike but I HATE Spanish rice (did I mention that?). My wife and I hadn't been married long when she asked if I liked stuffed bell peppers. I suspect my reaction was quite similar to yours.

03-01-2016, 09:52 AM	#24074
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	I like a few casseroles...once in a while. One of the few things I like that is also one of the few things Mrs Rupert can or will cook is round sliced fried potatoes. She said she will give me a break and cook them tonight. Served on sliced wheat bread with a slice of Velveeta they are better than a steak. Some hot sauce will spice them up nicely too....one of my favorite meals! Fried okra sandwiches is another.....mouth watering! Regards!

03-01-2016, 09:54 AM	#24075
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert Served on sliced wheat bread with a slice of Velveeta they are better than a steak. Seek professional help, Jim. Please? Originally posted by Rupert Fried okra sandwiches is another.....mouth watering! That actually sounds pretty good.