why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 03-01-2016, 10:01 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

That actually sounds pretty good.

That's because it is!

The best potatoes are those Alaskan Gold sold at Aldis. They have a rich buttery flavor and are delicious baked or fried.

Fried okra.....my very favorite, I could eat a pound of it right now!

Regards!

Otis prefers roasted peanuts over most anything......but since the Jays started lacing his feed with Ambien he gets up too late to get many...

"Too late again?"

Yep, the Jays beat the squirrels 22 to 2 this morning.

Parallax · 03-01-2016, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Fried okra.....my very favorite, I could eat a pound of it right now!

I like it too. I like it raw as well.

robtcorl · 03-01-2016, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

My mother and father liked bell peppers stuffed with Spanish rice. We had them regularly. I HATE Spanish rice!

Perhaps you would like my peppers stuffed with pulled pork, Gouda cheese, zucchini, green onions, tomatoes, corn, topped with freshly grated cheese and grilled over charcoal.
Grilled limes to squeeze on top.

robtcorl · 03-01-2016, 10:54 AM

Mom's fried okra was the best!
Simple too, flour, salt and pepper.

Parallax · 03-01-2016, 11:01 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Perhaps you would like my peppers stuffed with pulled pork, Gouda cheese, zucchini, green onions, tomatoes, corn, topped with freshly grated cheese and grilled over charcoal.

I'm absolutely certain I would!

**THoog** · 03-01-2016, 11:46 AM

(Response to Bob's query as to where everyone went)

I had to drop out for a couple days - I was on the road, and The Thread got too NSFW for work or public wifi locations.

**THoog** · 03-01-2016, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Mom's fried okra was the best!
Simple too, flour, salt and pepper.

My mom does it that way, too. She tried a recipe with grated Parmesan one time that was awesome, but Dad didn't like it - too different from what he was used to.

normhead · 03-01-2016, 11:50 AM - **1 Like**

We've just found our way into eating okra. The stuff is so healthy if you eat a serving you can eat junk food the rest of the day.

Parallax · 03-01-2016, 11:52 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by normhead

We've just found our way into eating okra. The stuff is so healthy if you eat a serving you can eat junk food the rest of the day.

Woohoo! Twinkies and okra; a classic combination.

normhead · 03-01-2016, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Woohoo! Twinkies and okra; a classic combination.

I'm sure it is in everyone's top 10.

Racer X 69 · 03-01-2016, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

What does that, like Velveeta, have to do with food?

Ground beef is food.

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Racer X 69 · 03-01-2016, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

When my present wife and I were dating her first time cooking for me she made......
you guessed it.

Something (anything and everything) grilled over charcoal?

Parallax · 03-01-2016, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Ground beef is food.

Yes, ground beef is food, but we have to look at the dish in toto. It was mixed with Velveeta.
Is beer still a beverage if you mix it with kerosene?

Racer X 69 · 03-01-2016, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Perhaps you would like my peppers stuffed with pulled pork, Gouda cheese, zucchini, green onions, tomatoes, corn, topped with freshly grated cheese and grilled over charcoal.
Grilled limes to squeeze on top.

Do you even use the stove or oven in your kitchen?

Racer X 69 · 03-01-2016, 12:20 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Is beer still a beverage if you mix it with kerosene?

Well it is for this guy.

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03-01-2016, 10:01 AM	#24076
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax That actually sounds pretty good. That's because it is! The best potatoes are those Alaskan Gold sold at Aldis. They have a rich buttery flavor and are delicious baked or fried. Fried okra.....my very favorite, I could eat a pound of it right now! Regards! Otis prefers roasted peanuts over most anything......but since the Jays started lacing his feed with Ambien he gets up too late to get many... "Too late again?" Yep, the Jays beat the squirrels 22 to 2 this morning.

03-01-2016, 10:06 AM	#24077
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Rupert Fried okra.....my very favorite, I could eat a pound of it right now! I like it too. I like it raw as well.

03-01-2016, 10:51 AM	#24078
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax My mother and father liked bell peppers stuffed with Spanish rice. We had them regularly. I HATE Spanish rice! Perhaps you would like my peppers stuffed with pulled pork, Gouda cheese, zucchini, green onions, tomatoes, corn, topped with freshly grated cheese and grilled over charcoal. Grilled limes to squeeze on top.

03-01-2016, 10:54 AM	#24079
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Mom's fried okra was the best! Simple too, flour, salt and pepper.

03-01-2016, 11:01 AM	#24080
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by robtcorl Perhaps you would like my peppers stuffed with pulled pork, Gouda cheese, zucchini, green onions, tomatoes, corn, topped with freshly grated cheese and grilled over charcoal. I'm absolutely certain I would!

03-01-2016, 11:46 AM	#24081
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	(Response to Bob's query as to where everyone went) I had to drop out for a couple days - I was on the road, and The Thread got too NSFW for work or public wifi locations.

03-01-2016, 11:49 AM	#24082
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by robtcorl Mom's fried okra was the best! Simple too, flour, salt and pepper. My mom does it that way, too. She tried a recipe with grated Parmesan one time that was awesome, but Dad didn't like it - too different from what he was used to.

03-01-2016, 11:50 AM - 1 Like	#24083
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	We've just found our way into eating okra. The stuff is so healthy if you eat a serving you can eat junk food the rest of the day.

03-01-2016, 11:52 AM - 1 Like	#24084
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by normhead We've just found our way into eating okra. The stuff is so healthy if you eat a serving you can eat junk food the rest of the day. Woohoo! Twinkies and okra; a classic combination.

03-01-2016, 11:59 AM	#24085
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Parallax Woohoo! Twinkies and okra; a classic combination. I'm sure it is in everyone's top 10.

03-01-2016, 12:06 PM	#24086
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Parallax What does that, like Velveeta, have to do with food? Ground beef is food. ....... .................................... ............................................................. ..................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................... isn't it?

03-01-2016, 12:15 PM	#24087
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl When my present wife and I were dating her first time cooking for me she made...... you guessed it. Something (anything and everything) grilled over charcoal?

03-01-2016, 12:15 PM	#24088
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Ground beef is food. Yes, ground beef is food, but we have to look at the dish in toto. It was mixed with Velveeta. Is beer still a beverage if you mix it with kerosene?

03-01-2016, 12:16 PM	#24089
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Perhaps you would like my peppers stuffed with pulled pork, Gouda cheese, zucchini, green onions, tomatoes, corn, topped with freshly grated cheese and grilled over charcoal. Grilled limes to squeeze on top. Do you even use the stove or oven in your kitchen?

03-01-2016, 12:20 PM - 1 Like	#24090
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Parallax Is beer still a beverage if you mix it with kerosene? Well it is for this guy.